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comedy
art
your mom
film
texas hold'em --and plenty of it!
shooting sports.
photography
writing
the benjamins
getting to the summit of maslow's pyramid
simultaneously enlarging my penis while reducing my mortgage
Music
i find myself using the term "old school rock" in a vain attempt to remain hip and be somehow validated by the generation-Y cool kids. why? i don't think i'll ever fully understand, but there you have it. i am however becoming increasingly concerned that i am gravitating more and more to the music of my youth --which as we all know, is one of the 7 deadly signs of advancing age. everyone has a friend whose dad will only listen to 50's music because it's "a hell of a lot better than that God damned shit that passes for music these days". i really, really don't want to be that guy, so i like to mix it up a little every now and then.
to get my "old school" on, I listen to van halen, aerosmith, led zepplin, the who, steely dan, boston, pink floyd, motley crue, the beatles et al. however i also like bands like radiohead, drowning pool, godsmack, nickleback, limp bizkit, marilyn manson, jane's addiction and many , many more. I also like jazz, the blues, hip-hop, gangsta--hell, i can even listen to ska if i'm drunk enough!
anything weird or disturbing. i don't ever want to walk out of a theater and forget what i've just seen by the time i get to the car. i like a movie that gets in my head and re-arranges the furniture in an unsettling and decidedly anti-feng-shui manner. fight club...se7en...american beauty...house of 1000 corpses ( rob zombie: underrated director, crazy bastard.) and pulp fiction just to name a few. anything by tim burton will do as well. i would imagine that the inside of that cat's head must be a very dark and scary place and you just know it smells like a combination of old lady, overheating electronics and methane in there. however, i would totally have sex with helena bonham carter, so he has that whole doable girlfriend thing going for him. but i digress.
what was it were we talking about again?
Television
i don't watch television, i'm too intellectual and sophisticated. but if i did, i might watch stuff like...
the simpsons, duckman, family guy, and the critic --in that order. i would also laugh like an idiot while doing so--but i have never heard of those shows because i'm too intellectual and sophisticated.
30rock! tina fey, aside from being a real cutie (in the only straight girl at wellesley kind of way), is a priceless national treasure that should be hermetically sealed in a very small glass case, or perhaps pressed in a copy of webster's unabridged college dictionary between two pieces of waxed paper.
as much as i actively, consciously and desperately want to dislike alec baldwin, i have to admit the boy is good at what he does. i wish i could quit him, but i can't.
tracy morgan makes milk come out of my nose every time, and i don't even drink milk!
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just about anything on the thursday night NBC lineup is imminently TIVO worthy but the rest of network tv is a vast wasteland of cereal filler and gub'ment cheese designed to satiate the appetites of legions of inbred, slack-jawed , mouth-breathers. thank God for HBO! the sopranos and entourage could run on a continuous loop in my house and it wouldn't piss me off at all. although i do have some sort of physiological need to see jaime pressly at least once a week. (jaime, call me damnit!) and i have to say it is my considered opinion that "my name is earl" is one of the best written shows on television (you know, since benny hill died)
Books
i'm really more of a magazine guy. i read rags about women, cigars, cars, audiophile equipment, computers, politics, business and sports. i like playboy for the articles, variety for the pictures and i masturbate to architectural digest. newsweek makes an excellent coaster, and nothing says "bad dog!!!" like a rolled up new yorker.
books- schmooks. sum it up in a neat 90-minute package and slap it on video, or piss off. wanker!
Heroes
belushi
one mr. dennis miller, esq.
dutch reagan
anyone who has had enough sack to follow their dreams no matter what.
jack welch
orson welles
pretty much anyone who has nailed claire forlani
Notorious S.E.G.'s Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Parkersburg, WV
Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
bon vivant
Notorious S.E.G. I miss you. Posted at 1:55 AM Nov 17 view more
About me:
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i do a pant-load of typing, and though i do relish the creative outlet my word vomit provides for me, i don't find the actual physical process of typing to be particularly entertaining or really all that satisfying in any way. in fact, i find it to be rather tedious and cumbersome and even though the correct, fingers-on-the-home-keys, board-of-education-sanctioned method of typing was taught to me by a combination high school track coach/keyboard prodigy, i still find myself reverting back to the old two finger, hunt-and-peck method ---mostly out of sheer sloth, but also due in no small part to a healthy dose of don't-give-a-shit. although it might interest you to know that i did develop a hybrid (patent pending) 3 or 4 finger method that works pretty well for me, but i still wouldn't pass muster with mavis beacon or win any typing contests. as anyone else who is missing the critical dvorak/qwerty gene will tell you, the two (or in my case, three/four) finger method isn't exactly conducive to shift key usage and special character formation--so being the lazy ass i am, i pretty much just avoid all that kind of crap now. in 1999 i had an e.e. cummings epiphany and have forsaken the shift key ever since, so you won't find many capital letters on here --in fact, you should be damned glad you even get any punctuation. now shut the hell up and leave me alone about it.
frank sinatra --or really anyone dead for that matter. ( could make for some bitchin' halloween party guests) ..
edward van halen. (ed, if they allow computer access in rehab, message a brothuh would ya?)
dennis miller
in general, i'm pretty open to meeting anyone. bonus points if you're interesting, humorous, articulate, creative, can write or are just someone who worships me. i'm here for you folks. i'm your rock. i'm your beacon in the night. i'm your all-night talk-radio dj who takes calls from anyone---even weirdos like you. so, text me, message me, add me, block me, add comments, don't add comments--do whatever flips your giddyup switch.
You've been gone waaaaay to long, Mister. It's simply unacceptable. I wouldn't harp on you, except I hate dusting, and your place is thick with it and now the rats are moving in. Put the place up for sale, or clean it up and rent it out. And you wonder why there are squatters...... Pfffft.
Thanks for being a friend in space! ....and if it's luv,it's apreciated. If less,it's apreciated also.
Keep doing what you do best and stay yourself, You know allready.
Check out our other pages,if you find time. If you would want to know more about us. The first ones on this page. Sinds you like this,you could request the other pages too and please read well before jumping to conclusion and read our blogs.
Regards,
Bugz B,J.Blaze and Kane D Goreson, from Winners n sinners.
We are all winners and sinners, the balance is now, The key is gratitude. No fear,no keeps.
As it appears to be, I've recently acquired the needed 51% becoming a majority Spaceholder, thus acquiring the title of your new 'Operations Manager.' There should be no cause for concern though, as we don't expect too many big changes to made to your Space Site. We anticipate to run the entire operations here pretty much as "business as usual."
Please drop off the Executive Office Space key in my box by next Monday, August 31. You can expect to receive your 'visitors access card' through Human Resources sometime shortly thereafter.
In behalf of Tom, I, and the many others here that have tirelessly worked with you in the past, we wish to thank you for your many years of vested time, hard work and tireless energy you contributed into our Enterprise. We wish you much success in your future over at our major competitor, "The Great Big Grey Wall," however there are absolutely no hard feelings whatsoever, as we understand personal business decisions in life do change. Your photo will stay displayed permanently in our companies directory, and the newly-commissioned 60"x40'' oil-on-canvas portrait of you will be proudly hung up on the Space Wall Hall of Fame for "Former Top Space Achievers Who Once Changed The World."
Unfortunately, I don't have the rich and envious life of VIV.....the too much work, no time-to-myself space program. Damn it. I'm still caught up in the MySpace basement cafeteria, where it's a dog eat dog world, where pupils eat their teachers, it's that tough on here. So....please come to my Blog party where no one else shows up. Yep, It's almost become that bad. Nice and Hot Republicans are so scarce these days......yet another sad sign o' the times. :-(
IM SO SORRY FOR NOT BEING ONLINE EVERYDAY....BUT IM SO CAUGHT UP IN MY BUSINESS I NEED TO GET IT DONE BY SEPT.I MISS ALL MY FRIENDS...BOOHOO (CASH) FIRST..THEN EVERYTHING ELSE.AS SOON AS EVERYTHING IS UP AND RUNNING AGAIN, I HAVE NO WORK TO DO EXCEPT PACK ORDERS IN MY PJ'S!!! COULD ALSO BE MY BD SUIT..DEPENDS ON HOW I FEEL..HEHE LOL...I EVEN MAKE THE UNITED STATES POST OFFICE COME TO ME...LOVE IT. I MISS ALL MY FRIENDS AND CANT WAIT TO BE BACK TO NORMAL. LOVE YA AND I WILL TRY TO GET ON ONCE A WEEK. XOX VIV
Summer
is the time when one sheds one's tensions with one's clothes, and the
right kind of day is jeweled balm for the battered spirit. A few of
those days and you can become drunk with the belief that all's right
with the world. ~Ada Louise Huxtable
Ooooh no! I forgot your birthday... Really isn't fair to be giving YOU a traditional spanking then, is it? Unless you want it, of course. It was, after all, your birthday :-))
Hope you had a great day and was spoiled beyond all reason.
xxxx
