Douglas County High School
Castle Rock, COLORADO
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Art
Clubs: Graphic Design,Theatre,Write Issue
2003 to 2007
You've lost your relevance Mr. Black doesnt know what to do with herself anymore.... Posted at 8:34 AM Dec 22 view more
I like it, but i would rather it actually SAY cupcake, and the "o" in '...not' be the cupcake. i want it to be as close to the original as possible without having to deal with copyright infringement laws. I love you.
I can't wait for the part of my life when you're with in reach......I can't sleep and i miss you.
I'm in one of those moods were pretty much all you would have to do is look at me and you would know exactly how I feeling...and you're like the only person who can do that to the extent where i have nothing to hide.
it's almost 4am.....I'll be texting you later. Most likely after I actually fall asleep.
Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML
Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex shorts. I stopped to talk to several people I know and passed a group of hot construction workers who checked me out. I just got home and realized I have the biggest cameltoe I've ever seen in my life. this is on your team. 'nuff said.
Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML.
"Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pajamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. Fuck my life."
