In my spare time, I enjoy adding the number 1 over and over again on my calculator. I just got to 347,875,937. I've only been at it for a couple days, though. I love roller coasters, phoons, hiking, caving, and traveling (the painstakingly captioned photos I took in Antarctica and Patagonia are found here). I perform standup comedy around town. I used to be in the comedy improv troupe "Mandatory Friends" which executed its own mandatory death sentence and sent itself to that great improv gig up in the sky.
Music
Hard rock, Led Zeppelin, Beatles, Pink Floyd, 80's hair metal, children's music (not that Raffi crap--the good stuff like Rosenshontz and Dennis Hysom), John Williams, my neighbor's car alarm (it's *really* catchy and you can dance to it, too), and Metal Janitors.
Movies
Empire of the Sun, Bambi, Lord of the Rings, Shawshank Redemption, Rad, Life is Beautiful, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Bruce Almighty, Star Wars (4-6), This Really Isn't a Movie I'm Just Seeing if You're Paying Attention, Forrest Gump, and Airplane!
Television
Mr. Show, Picket Fences, Simpsons, South Park, Inside the NBA, Seinfeld, Little House on the Prairie, Bullshit, Even Stevens, Monty Python, Ben Stiller Show, Hannity and Colmes, Brian Regan and Jim Gaffigan Comedy Central specials, and that morning show where old people exercise.
Books
I read a lot of non-fiction, mostly about science or religion. Skeptic is the best magazine in the world--for two years I wrote the "Demon Haunted Times" humor column in Skeptic. I also read other people's mail. You should see my neighbor's cable bill! I couldn't put it down! A tour de force! Exhilarating! If you read only one cable bill this year, make it my neighbor's. I hope the sequel is as riveting. I love reading brilliant stories like this gem from Max Shulman.
Heroes
The guy who played the older brother on "Blossom." What a great American. He made every special episode *truly* special. And because of his enormous talent, that show NEVER jumped the shark!
University Of Nevada-Las Vegas
Las Vegas, NEVADA
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Communication Studies
Clubs: Mary Hausch Fan Club
1993 to 1995
Victor Valley College
Victorville, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Clubs: Fran Ferrance Fan Club
1991 to 1993
Hesperia Christian School
Hesperia, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 1991
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: U.B.H.A.
About me: This is my "personal" profile where I'm only friends with people I actually know (except for those grandfathered in before I decided to make this my "personal" profile).
I add everyone on my other profile and that's the one I mostly use anyway. I hardly ever update this one. Perhaps you'd rather not be friends with either of my profiles, but I also have an anonymous account that I used to befriend you a long time ago. Sucker.
Who I'd like to meet: Someone who doesn't have a computer (email or IM me if that's you). Someone who isn't judgemental--I HATE people who are--they are the worst people in the world. Someone whose well at using grammer. Someone who doesn't have a profile that's hard to read because of all the crap they did to it with that confounded Thomas MySpace editor. Someone who doesn't begin every sentence with the word, "Someone." Someone unlike me, I suppose.
that's why you go to your comments, where you read mine, and there's a tiny link that says "comment back" so you don't even have to look at my profile to respond. =) <3<3<3<3
Hey! Hey you! ...um, that's all I've got. What I'm trying to say is that it certainly has been much too long since we've been in touch I would be thrilled to catch up, via phone or email. Or if there is a newer technology that I'm not aware of, I'm open to that as well. Hope all is well!
