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We are honored to be represented as the rampant rats upholding the NOLA PyRAT Week logo. Original artwork by Seika - Graphic design by Capt. John Swallow (aka Edd)

WE TELL YOU ABOUT OUR RATTY SELVES - The Survey
Name:	Capt. Bartholomew Roberts (aka Bart) and Capt. Henry Morgan (aka Hank)
Birthday:	we don’t remember it
Birthplace:	Black Wolf Rattery
Current Location:	Somewhere upon the seas on the deck of our ship "The Squeek's Revenge" looking for likely prey, fun, or females.
Eye Color:	Bart’s are brown, Hank’s are dark blood red
Hair Color:	Bart is Siamese-colored, and Hank is a light brown agouti
Height:	About 8 inches standing up on our hind feet (does not include our tail length)
Right or left-handed?:	We use both of our paws, very rattily mind you
Your Heritage:	We come from a long line of handsome rats at the Black Wolf Rattery
Shoes Yer Wearin':	shoes?
Yer Weakness:	hardtack (chips), rum, and scritches
Yer Fears:	CATS!
Yer perfect pizza:	ooooo…. They haven’t given us pizza yet --- something else new to explore
Goal for the Year:	To get kisses and sit in the cleavage of Kendra, Scarlett Harlott, and Piranha
Most Used Phrase:	Squeek!!!!
1st Thoughts Wakin' Up:	"Where is the food!" then "How can we get to meet Kendra?"
Best Physical Feature:	Our rathoods, iffn ya know what we mean!
Yer Bedtime:	Anytime we like, often several times a day.
Most Missed Memory:	Our mother and several siblings back at the Black Wolf Rattery.
Pepsi or Coke:	Rum
McDonalds or Burger King:	Sounds good
Single or Group Dates:	We’d just like to meet a female rat, any female rats, in any number.
Liptons or Nestea:	Rum
Chocolate or Vanilla:	chocolate
Capuccino or coffee:	Rum
Do you Smoke:	no
Do you Swear:	Abso-squeekin'-lutely!
Do you Sing:	We squeek!!!
Do you Shower Daily:	We clean each other a lot. We’re not gay, just being tidy.
Ever Been in Love:	Not yet. Haven’t met any female rats yet (nor Kendra or Scarlott yet). But our whiskers are a-quiver in anticipation.
Want to go to College:	Are there any colleges that accept rats? We are very smart.
Want to get Married:	We don’t think that is legal.
Believe in yerself?:	Squeekingly well we do, and you better too.
Do you get Seasick:	Nawww – that wouldn’t be very ratly.
Think yer attractive?:	We know we are absolutely irresitable, and everyone (except for a few rat-a-phobics) loves us.
You a health freak?:	We scamper about everywhere and get lots of exercise, eat lots of nutritious hardtack and fresh fruit and veggies, and practice good hygiene (hear that Kendra – we are keeping our whiskers clean just waiting for you.)
Do you get along with your Parents:	Our new adoptive daddy, Capt. Michael MacLeod, is very good to us. We like him lots..
You like thunderstorms?:	Don’t know – haven’t been in one yet.
Play an Instrument?:	No sure. We can get our water bottle bead clicking in a pretty good beat. Does that count?
Drank alcohol lately?:	They haven’t given us any yet …. But we simply are entranced by the smell of rum!
Have you Smoked lately?:	Nawwww.
Been on Drugs lately?:	We stole some catnip from the cat. Does that count?
Been on a Date lately?:	No dates yet. We’d love to go on a double date with Kendra and Scarlott
Ever been to a Mall?:	What’s a mall?
Ever eaten a box of Oreos?:	Not yet, but we sure would love to.
Have you eaten Sushi?:	Not yet, but it sounds rattylicious. We LOVE shrimp, and of course rice.
Ever been on Stage?:	Not yet, but we’ve been rehearsing our parts..
Been dumped lately?:	Aye … thrown overboard during that shipwreck last night on our latest adventure (see our Pics).
Gone Skinny Dipping lately?:	We aren’t too skinny, but we have been dipped.
Stolen Anything lately?:	Every scrap of food we can get our paws on.
Ever been Drunk:	We’ve drunk lots of water!
Ever been called a Tease:	We haven't been called it yet, but we do like to snuffle in people's ears and tickle them with our whiskers. So just give it time.
Ever been Beaten up?:	We fight each other all the time, getting up on our hind feet, and boxing at each other. So far, it’s been pretty even though.
Ever Shoplifted?:	Nope, because we haven’t been to a mall yet!
How do you want to Die?:	Die? DIE???!!!?? We’re going to die? Tell me it’s not true. We just got here..
What do you want to be when you Grow Up?:	Sitting fat and happy in Scarlott’s cleavage.
What country would you most like to Visit?:	Any that doesn’t have cats.
In a female (ratty, or human)…..
Favourite Eye Color?:	Any that looks fondly upon us.
Favourite Hair Color?:	Any that is soft and clean (but we are very fond of RED, Scarlott).
Short or Long Hair?:	On a rat, short, on a human, long enough to hide in.
Height:	Rat sized if a rat, Human sized if Scarlott or Kendra
Weight:	Plump and curvy.
Best Clothing Style:	Piratey
Drugs I have taken:	None.
Number of CDs I own:	None.
Number of Piercings:	None yet, but we’d love to get gold piratey hoops in our ears.
Number of Tattoos:	None.
Things I Regret:	3 1/2