The Office of Special Circumstances

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  • OSC FOREVER

  • 43 / Male
  • Florida, US
  • Last Login: 11/28/2009

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~oOo~

"...So that in the right Definition of Names, lyes the first use of Speech; which is the Acquisition of Science: And in wrong, or no Definition, lyes the first abuse; from which proceed all false and senslesse Tenets; which make those men that take their instruction from the authority of books, and not from their own meditation, to be as much below the condition of ignorant men, as men endued with true Science are above it..."

-Thomas Hobbes, "Leviathan"


We arbitrate the cosmic forces and represent another level of conscious. Our thoughts are currents impervious to the limitations of space and time. We resonate the actuality of our Will, eternally.

We have journeyed into the dark depths of Aldebaran, and returned bearing a Crown of Gold. We have dwelved into the deep tomes of ancient wisdoms, and retained our sanity, revived our Being, integrated our Consciousness. Ancient secrets are now given life through our existence. We seek the Truth in All. We have channeled the Light of the Continuum, and we shine like the spark of impenetrable darkness.

We are Wardens of all the World's beauties and all of its evils, for we embrace the Wisdom of Unconditional Love.

We correlate and investigate, we understand and we absorb, We are the loudest silence...

The World May Never Know.


~oOo~

The OSC was founded in Los Angeles (2007) and is an industrial digital propaganda machine run by highly explosive squash-heads, mechanically powered by transmission molecules made of the finest, astrological quality gemstones.

We stride continents and come bearing wrath, destruction, and scrumptious, Frosted Rice Krispie® snacks!

Cotton Candy and Lazor-Eyes fur EVERBODY!!

Who I'd like to meet:

Comments

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  • Oct 2 2009 8:49 PM

    w0rd.
  • Jul 14 2009 8:14 PM

    OSC doing the dark dark business!
  • Jan 1 2009 3:16 PM

    Dear OSC, may you continue to educate the CIA and ISI on how to do it right. I feel like you know me real well. Like we are close. Very close. Thank you for being there with me, constantly. Always and ever, in 2009, and forever.
  • Dec 22 2008 12:49 AM

    Other bands play, Piano Mover moves pianos!
  • Aug 24 2008 7:02 PM

    ~Happy Birthday SexXxy~
  • Aug 14 2008 12:56 PM

    Yep, you damn freak! I told you to not molest my tits with your old 'n dirty vanilla cream! Ejaculate more often and cut down on the cheese!
  • Aug 5 2008 7:45 PM

    is that cum on your titties or... ?
  • Jul 14 2008 4:18 AM

    It is an honor.

    Agent BlindAssassin reports as ordered, I am at your command.
  • Jul 13 2008 11:58 PM

    Who said a perpetual motion device was impossible?

    We perpetuate the propulsion of propaganda through the media every day.

    -Can't stop this-

    Alliteration is fun.
  • Jun 11 2008 9:22 PM

    THANKS FOR THE REQUEST!!!!


    I AM THE FUTURE OF MUSIC, EARTH IS DOOMED!!!!!!!!!
  • Jun 5 2008 2:12 AM

    =S=



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  • May 5 2008 4:59 AM

    one time i sucked six in a row
    one time i sucked six cow udders in a row
  • May 4 2008 9:08 AM

    slut?

    ummm.. por que, like, guay! like wha? like whoa! like, huh?

    dont you dAre ruin muh dinner!






    still much love tho =..(
  • May 2 2008 12:44 AM

    The triad does not apply to ninjas, unless you find drooling babies attractive.
  • Apr 8 2008 1:49 PM

    Nice to meet you. Thanks for the add and for being a Myspace friend! Have a great day:)
  • Apr 4 2008 3:58 AM

    And so it begins :)
  • Apr 3 2008 8:47 AM

    *leans onto NSF OSC, hugging in a drunken slumber "I - I love you too, man! I love you too!"
  • Apr 2 2008 11:20 PM

    wicked awesome++
  • Apr 3 2008 12:27 AM

    ooM
  • Apr 2 2008 3:48 PM

    Hail.
  • Apr 1 2008 11:04 PM

    PRAISE THE COW AND BRING DOWN IT'S FOES