Kyle
Kyle Kneib
Ah, the internet. Where men are men, women are men, and children are federal agents.

Male
20 years old
St. Charles, Missouri
United States



Last Login: 7/13/2009
Mood: in need of a job Mood Image
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    Kyle's Interests
General Don't ya just love blowing shit up? I like making movies by scripting game engines, photography, some reading, movies, playing around with pictures in Photoshop (no I won't make anything for you, no matter who you are). Sometimes when I'm bored I just like to chat with people. And other stuff like counting the specks on the wall, you see a different pattern every time!
MusicOzzy Ozbourne, Rob Zombie, Lordi, Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, Metalica, My Chemical Romance, Nickelback, Green Day, Three Doors Down, Ludo, Disturbed, and Finger Eleven, Escape the Fate, Atreyu, The Offspring, Inner Party System, Within Temptation, Avenged Sevenfold
Moviesanything horror/action. Saw, Silent Hill, War of the Worlds, 300, and 28 Weeks Later, Halloween, The Mist, Pirates (all o'em), Live Free or Die Hard, I am Legend (which i couldn't seem to remember for the longest time), Ironman, Hulk, The Dark Knight, Devil's Rejects, ummmmmmm uhhmmhmmmm some others i'm sure but i can't think of them right now
TelevisionDamn you Myspace and your desire to aquire long lists! South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, American Dad, Reno 911, DBZ (don't ask), Mythbusters, Sara Silverman Show, Robot Chicken, Smash Lab (total waste of time show but blowing things up is always fun), Dexter (the serial killer one, not the ginger kid with the lab), Destroyed in Seconds (another show with no purpose but again destruction is always fun) Operation Repo, and a bunch of other stuff.
BooksWhat's a book? Oh yeah, those. Does burning books and/or throwing them at homeless people count???
HeroesOzzy! And maybe some other people...like... Leonitus! Yes, a fine example for the children :P No really, a lot of my friends are my heroes. I know some really special people and i'm glad to have met all of them.

     Kyle's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:St. Charles, MO
Body type:5' 11" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:High school



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About me:
LIKES: The first scissors cut into a fresh piece of construction paper, taking pictures of random stuff, frightening children, frightening fundamental Christians with the way I dress/act, hugs, talking to people who are obviously uncomfortable talking to me until they feel better about it (the good kind of uncomfortable), working out with any form of heavy objects and doing pull-ups on anything that holds still long enough, loud music, horror and action movies, live theatre, photo editing, shiny man jewelry, World of Warcraft, putting things off to the last minute, public speaking as long as I know what I’m talking about, kittens, really big dogs, long car rides, going to like 4 movies and paying for 1, the mall, tapping someone on the shoulder when no one else is around and acting like it wasn’t me, elevators, the prospect of getting both a job and a car soon, inside jokes that don’t make any sense even to us, concerts, bodily contortion, doing something that everyone said I wouldn’t be able to do, balloons large and small, furniture shopping, thunder storms, pwning someone twice my lvl in Warcraft, sunrises and sunsets, starring at the moon, gel pens, old gothic style houses, spending hours with friends doing basically nothing at all, sitting next to a girl I see crying for no appearent reason and making her feel better, when someone races around me in traffic yet somehow ends up behind me at the next intersection, Vincent Price saying "yall's" in Thriller, kittens, burning ants under the heavenly ray of a magnifying glass *so pretty, must go to the light!* hehe, making long lists of things I do and don’t like, to be continued……. DISLIKES: Clowns, smokers, jocks, soiled diapers, heavy drinkers, people who have like 5 Myspace profiles and I don’t know which one they actually use, rabbits, useless store employees, overzealous store employees, rap, people who think huge rims and fins and loud speakers on their cars are cool, people who follow you around and have you “walk with me” so they don’t look like they have no friends, people who post pics of themselves and say it’s a “bad pic” just so everyone comments and tells them they look hot in it, writer’s block, rude people, stuck up people, bums, the flu, public restrooms, moving huge rocks, mowing the lawn, bitchy teachers who do nothing but talk about their personal problems and how crappy their lives are, piercings anywhere but the ears or maybe the chin if it looks good, girls who dress like sluts (I’m not complaining, the slutty dressing is fine with me) and then get mad when you stare and their boobs/ass, fake boobies cause more than a handfull is a waste after all, people whose gender I can’t determine, people who have nothing positive to say about anything, people who have to criticize everyone and everything, long lines at Six Flags, people who spit all the time, people who slowly inch up at a stoplight until it turns green, people who don't keep their playlist up to date and have a bunch of links that don't work Sorry about the poor image quality. I had to choose bertween good picture with Gamespot, and good sound with Youtube. Let's see.... photography, movie making, setting random things of fire, "will it sink or will it float?!", taking pics of random things, talking to people i don't know pretending like they should know me and acting sad, some acting, I have a 7 pound dog. I'm pretty special. Singing childrens songs backwards... oh nvm. WoW has stollen my soul, i have a 52 warrior on Antonidas named Coglack (inside joke) and a pally alt named Fuzzywinks. I've been working on lots of videos using Gmod lately, and i've been learning to program Source. Feel free to talk to me! My evil army grows ever stronger, join us.
Who I'd like to meet:
YOU! lol, ok I totaly stole that from Chris who stole it from Mandie, but still, I do. Talk to me. I din't make this one, I just like it.

   


   


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Kyle has 48 friends.
 Thousndbirds Taylor 


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 DReW™ 


 .:stacie:. 


 Episci-pwner 


 .berj. 


 Quintly 


 CAiTLiN 


 Guinness 


 Crispy 


 Lizzzzy 


 Rocky! 


 Andrew Volpe 


 Kirsti 


 ♥BERJ[[SCAG]]♥ 


 Finch. 


 Puppy Rob 


 Abby 


 Chuck 


 Glorious Bastard 


 Brendan 


 warcraftmommy 


 tayyy; 


 mimi 


 .Simply Becca. 


 ANTHONY 





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Glorious Bastard





Jul 13 2009 4:20 PM

Transformers 2 was way the fuck too long. Overall I did like it a decent amount, though.
You cried at a fucking video game? Dude....what the FUCK could have happened that made you do that?
And yes, GTA IV is one of my favorites as well hands down
My favorite games EVER (I've been gaming since age 10) would have to be Halo series, Call of Duty series, Mirror's Edge, Gears of War 2, and GTA IV. That is in order, too.
GTA IV The Lost and Damned was pretty fun. Did you buy it and play the expansion?
Glorious Bastard





Jul 13 2009 4:36 AM

You fail!
I owned GoW2 for a long time until I sold it along with Mirrors Edge, Fear 2, Gears of War 1, and Left 4 Dead to buy Michelle a near $90 ring. I decided I miss GoW2 so much that I'm rebuying it in a few days :D!!
I loved it.
The campaign was a bit long, but very diverse and enjoyable.
All of the title updates fixed most of the glitches like crab walking and kungfu flipping and the falling over from smoke nades. I'm still not a huge fan of multiplayer, but I just miss the shit out of the vulgarity and gore and chainsaws!! MWAHAHH
ANTHONY





Jun 13 2009 4:37 AM

Well it's at soda jerks at the st. Louis mills. You'll be making drinks, cooking stuff, stocking and other stuff.
ANTHONY





Jun 13 2009 3:54 AM

Cause the place that I'm working at is looking for someone.
ANTHONY





Jun 13 2009 3:45 AM

Are u still looking for a job?
ANTHONY





Jun 8 2009 1:30 AM

It's been ok. I've just been trying to be as busy as possible. lol.
ANTHONY





Jun 7 2009 8:54 PM

Hey Kyle! How's your summer going?
.Simply Becca.





Jun 5 2009 3:22 PM

hey yourself = )
mimi





Mar 17 2009 11:06 PM

Isn't it a cool picture? It looks like one of those gay ones you'd find on a Photobucket search, except I took it and photoshopped it all on my own. :D I'm proud of it lol.
Ynnek





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Sep 26 2008 2:37 AM

well that sounds awesome
if your a nigger?
no but really
burnin some abs :D helll yeahhhh
u deff ened to sign on AIM u cunt
Glorious Bastard





Sep 26 2008 2:06 AM

hey mr muscley arms
do you have AOL Instant Messenger?
Glorious Bastard





Sep 25 2008 1:52 AM

also, send me an IM through Aol Instant Messenger..my screename: Toro TheInfamous
Glorious Bastard





Sep 25 2008 1:39 AM

anabelll webber can suck a chode
shes a dyke

danielle westermann is awesome haha
Glorious Bastard





Sep 25 2008 1:07 AM

fuck the powderpuff game
i didnt even watch it
i just talked to danielle and jordan the entire game


fuck niggers :D:D:D:D:D
Glorious Bastard





Sep 17 2008 2:34 AM

HAHAHAHAH
epic fail
how was i supposed to know X_X >_<
Glorious Bastard





Sep 17 2008 1:01 AM

fucking jews
Glorious Bastard





Sep 16 2008 10:23 PM

OOOH NOEEEESSS
.:stacie:.





Aug 19 2008 3:15 PM

eew!
omg, thats not like.. creepy AT ALL..
lol, :P
Rocky!





Aug 13 2008 2:12 AM

Dude.
1) That's Family Guy.
2) My phone always ends up there!
I don't get it!
Thousndbirds Taylor





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Jul 17 2008 2:42 AM

lmfao, oh dudee. that sucks!
my cat would just give me a weird look...
and then continue to purr.
Rocky!





Jul 17 2008 2:41 AM

My baby (camera, in case you forgot)
is a Stylus 840.
Rocky!





Jul 16 2008 10:24 PM

I was pretty lucky.
That picture turned out pretty good.
What happened that was so bad?
Rocky!





Jul 16 2008 10:23 PM

Thanks :]
I pride myself in facial expressions.
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