jared.
"i'm too drunk to taste this chicken"

Male
25 years old
Echo Park/New Orleans (katrina packed my gear), California
United States



Last Login:7/18/2008
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/number1ftg  

    jared.'s Interests
Generalfilm, books, music, making sketch comedy, DIY, girls wearing boy underwear, the blues, bulk food, video editing, www.studio8.net
Musicgood stuff, johnny cash
MoviesThe Graduate, Lost In Translation, The Royal Tenenbaums, Best in Show, Roger and Me, Vertigo, Weekend at Bernies 2, American Beauty, Everything is Everything, Wet Hot American Summer, American Movie, Rushmore, The Big Lewboski
Televisioni only watch trash on the tv
BooksThe Dictionary, Ishmael, My Ishmael, The Story of B, Bear vs. Shark, In the Blink of an Eye, Go Ask Alice, Choke, Goodnight Moon
Heroesthe inventor of sarcasm

     jared.'s Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Covington, la
Body type:6' 4"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Some college
Occupation:Film/TV Editing

   jared.'s Schools
Covington High School
Covington,Louisiana
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Voted Most Likely to Join Myspace
 

1998 to 2001



jared. is at Lil Wayne's house

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Who I'd like to meet:
-People with a "To Do" list, -My pet peeve -Polly Pocket -Slow Churned Women -A girl with a woman's intuition









   jared.'s Friend Space (Top 4)
jared. has 64 friends.
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Grace





Jun 2 2008 11:44 AM

Awww, thanks!! You guys were AWESOME to work with, and what better way to spend a beautiful Saturday then shooting at the beach :) Tell Don hello! and to help me find his twin bro, Drew, cause apparently I have this mad crush on him and if he's as fun as Don then I'm totally smitten! ;o)
but... I can't seem to find him :(
Oh yeah!! (LOL this is the longest comment ever) But there's a jazz & wine thing going on at Hollywood & Highland tomorrow, you guys should totally go cause I'll be there! :o)
Hillary





May 29 2008 10:56 AM

come to my win-dow...

Happy Birthday Melissa Ethridge!
Banksy Girl





May 12 2008 11:46 PM

Yeah well I just can't quite put my finger on it...
Banksy Girl





May 11 2008 9:23 PM

Look, Jared...this is getting out of hand
jessafaye





May 7 2008 2:53 PM

OK, the editing job on Keggerfield is AMAZING!
jessafaye





May 2 2008 7:16 PM

Jared,

You were a treat to work with! One day I'll wear my hair curly and we'll have a fro contest.
Laura





May 2 2008 11:11 AM

your t-shirt is a lush... just say'n
Pickle





Feb 9 2008 4:20 PM

Cause he would of upstaged me with his cuteness!! It is indeed cold here. How is the N O?? Had a Hurricane for the festivities yet?
Chase





Feb 7 2008 11:10 PM

Pick me up in your van on Magazine and Sixth, ya heard.
Hillary





Feb 4 2008 12:45 PM

Look honey, we're all missing out on the festivities back home...

Feb 4, 2008 10:33 AM
Subject: Mardi Gras Muskegon
Body: Summer Celebration’s winter party, Mardi Gras Muskegon Saturday, Feb. 16, at Oak Ridge Golf Club on Pontaluna. Live music by Zydecrunch, New Orleans style food, masks, beads and fun bring Bourbon Street to Muskegon. Tickets are just $25, call us at 722-6520 for more information
Pickle





Jan 19 2008 1:38 PM

What is up cool guy? How your rollin these days?
The Lake Family





Dec 20 2007 7:59 AM

Have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

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Hillary





Dec 12 2007 12:09 PM

hi!
:::LadyJ





Nov 3 2007 7:06 PM

Whoa, so did I.
That is pretty amazing.
Hillary





Oct 22 2007 9:08 AM

Jarry!
Chase





Oct 15 2007 2:49 PM

I like hunks of ham. It makes me feel closer to my pig friends, seeing their insides and all.
Lady





Oct 11 2007 3:42 PM

no! I really am coming! My friend Jennifer, lives there now. I can't believe I missed a night at Hanks with you!!! Where'd you stay in brooklyn? What does your gf do in fashion?
Lady





Oct 10 2007 2:31 PM

hey! how was your trip? That's so fucked up we couldn't meet up!
Lady





Sep 19 2007 8:07 AM

Hey did you come to New York yet?
The Deadly Syndrome





Sep 11 2007 5:23 PM

hey! who's the cute guy on the bike?
wrona





Sep 7 2007 1:05 PM

br! i drive past your old house everyday. the old, old one...on park.
...





Sep 5 2007 2:46 PM

YOU! TONIGHT!!
Chase





Sep 1 2007 9:20 AM

Remember how you asked me if you seemed different now that you live in LA?
The answer is definitely YES now. You can't hold your liquor any more, boy.
robin kristine





Aug 25 2007 3:35 PM

I don't have a whole lot on my agenda except for school. Any night will do.
robin kristine





Aug 25 2007 10:02 AM

When will you be here in my city? And, when will return home? I must know everything all at once, and too much information is never an issue with me.
SARA SMIF





Jul 25 2007 2:55 AM

Top 4? I always thought I was kind of a bitch to you...

Hope you're doing well.
MR. P@RK3R™





May 24 2007 12:26 PM

stop acting like to mon..

i filmed some students when they came to my house and we was eating crawfish
Pickle





May 17 2007 10:50 PM

Bugs are supposed to be nutritious, and if you would of stayed in the cave anylonger, Geico would of given you a great contract! So are you living in New Orleans again??
foux de fa fa





May 8 2007 12:11 PM

shave. louisisna doesn't take kindly to burly men. we may be cajun, but we ain't country.
devon





Apr 26 2007 8:05 PM

haha...i wasn't throwing bottles at the balcony that night, silly.


p.s. i was throwing them in that OTHER bar...and in your old backyard.
devon





Apr 25 2007 5:33 PM

holy shit!
Rachel





Apr 25 2007 11:48 AM

You just made my 2007 year.

How the hell did you get your hands on that? I love it.
Pantle Knut McGilddless





Apr 18 2007 5:39 PM

what? nothing's happening. you're here already.
:::LadyJ





Apr 4 2007 3:09 PM

You were there?????
foux de fa fa





Mar 20 2007 1:54 PM

do u like my spidey?
Chase





Mar 19 2007 2:20 PM

Okay, we're friends. Now what?
Laura





Mar 6 2007 10:03 AM

what's the word on the street?
Lady





Feb 20 2007 7:22 AM

happy belated B-day old man!
:::LadyJ





Feb 2 2007 9:56 AM

bah. hum. bug.
Pantle Knut McGilddless





Jan 28 2007 7:44 PM

have you escaped disaster?
:::LadyJ





Jan 23 2007 11:01 AM

this. is. ridiculous. we have so much more fun to have...and lists to write...and people to kill. wait, oops, i shouldn't write that, should i? tiki time?
Pickle





Jan 18 2007 4:53 PM

Kids don't play blackjack, and do not try this at home!!!

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Oh and when you say "a artichoke" you say "an artichoke" silly cowboy!!

Thanks,
The Pin
Pickle





Jan 17 2007 4:55 PM

Um I walked into someone esles apartment.... and I have knives in my eyes!!
devon





Jan 17 2007 6:59 AM

so this is random, but i meant to tell you this last night - i saw a sign here that had the word "chesse" on it. remember this??

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:::LadyJ





Jan 4 2007 11:48 PM

Is it weird that I go to your page, put my computer on my bed, and procede to dance around my room in cowboy boots?
Pantle Knut McGilddless





Jan 4 2007 6:34 AM

this was it!
Rory





Jan 2 2007 7:59 PM

eating chips for a complimentary appetizer, the inconsitancy of the salsa, of the salsa. Senor! My mouth is burning bad, I just need some more water, more water, Now, somewhere between the rice and beans, rice and beans with cheese, theres water, theres water, theres waaattteeerrr!