Our latest two albums were produced by the ever-rocking Eron *E-Rawk* Rawson.
Influences
Jägermeister and Coors (as long as you pronounce it "currs"). Your mama's sweet coo-coo.
Sounds Like
One website said we sound like a cross between Bloodhound Gang, Zebrahead, and Lit. That works, although we'd like to think you might dig our retarded rantings if you also like Beastie Boys, 311, Sublime, Reel Big Fish, Nerf Herder, Phunk Junkeez, 2 Skinnee J's, OPM, Kottonmouth Kings, and Clay Aiken.
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Nutsnack is simply the product of poor breeding and even poorer
decision-making. A five-piece from Wichita, they lend much support to the
theory that form follows function, or rather deformities follow
dysfunction.
Initially a joke, Nutsnack decided in early 2002 that lives as
mediocre musicians sounded more pleasing than 35 years of farting around in office jobs (Please note that they have nothing against farting per
se.).
The band is fronted by Cap'n Crotch, an enigma and modern-day
apostle. The once promising National Merit Scholar and college grad has
recently underachieved in every facet of life. His only redeeming quality
is the ability to write sophomoric rhymes (However, he cannot sing them
very well.). His name derives from a terrible childhood accident. At
the age of five, the Cap'n was badly burned in a tragic Lite-Brite
fire. Months and months of skin grafts transformed his body into 96.7
percent crotch.
Adding a sense of style and alcoholism to the band is guitarist Potty
Mouf. Born a poor Vietnamese refugee, Potty eventually became a middle
class white kid. His Girardo-like riconess and suavity draw many
attractive young women to Nutsnack shows. Unfortunately they are usually
frightened away by Cap'n Crotch's promises of "lovely flowers and golden
showers."
The man behind the pots and pans is Chesticles, a cross-dressing
she-man from deep in the Congo. Cap'n and Potty discovered him during
their infamous Where's All the Crackaz? African Tour 2004. After months of
shock therapy and a good de-lousing, Chesticles became the scabie-free
rock god that he is today.
Additional guitar and keyboard are provided by the uber-flamboyant
Mr. Bagg. A longtime understudy for Roy Horn, Mr. Bagg was relieved of
his duties after Roy was viciously mauled by one of his tigers. After
he was cleared of any wrongdoing, he decided to join the second gayest
entertainment act in the country.
The boom in the room is supplied by a fellow named Tony Dangelow. T
Dangles, as he is sometimes called, was forced to join Nutsnack as a
condition of his political asylum. A high-ranking member of the Laotian
Bull Moose Party, he was exiled after it was discovered that he put the
"bop" in the "bop shoo wop wop."
And there you have it...Nutsnack: Providing scatalogical rock to the
needy for over three decades.
ree party at "UH student center" this saturday 24 starting at 4pm to 1am ITS FREE FREE CATERED FOOD jus take xsomethin to share if you can (drinks chips napkins)!!!! SEE YOU THERE THIS PARTY WILL BE MASSIVE !!! DONT SAY I DIDNT TELL YOU !!!
TBA Battle of the bands contest! Ok folks, so here’s the deal, to generate some interest in local music, at the start of each week we will be playing six songs on our music player from eligible local artists. These songs will duke it out to see which one reigns supreme and receives the most number of plays. The bottom four songs will be replaced with four fresh ones at the start of the week, leaving only the top two to go on fighting for another week (counters will be reset of course). You might be asking yourself, “What does the winner get?” Pride, bitches, you get pride, and, well, the bragging rights of being the best band in the city, of course. So, if you have a song you would like to enter in the contest, email us an mp3 to tbawichita@live.com. Entries will be first-come first-serve and losing songs will be eligible to compete again after a two-week banishment to the TBA music vault (think Disney vault, only with pools of liquid hot magma and the torturous sounds of Celine Dion playing over the loud speaker, brutal). Current featured artists, and ones from the preceding month are ineligible to compete as their music can already be found atop the playlist. So, do your part to keep your music out of the worst kind of hell I can imagine, and show Wichita what you’re made of! Make sure to tell your fans to play the hell out of your songs so you can be victorious and keep on keep’n on! Deadline for next week’s contest’s entries is Friday, October 23rd but hurry up, spots will be filling quickly. (FYI, this week’s contest is a close one with Manteum in the lead with 32 plays, Decadent Nation, a close second with 26 plays, and Barrelbright on the bubble with 22 plays). Check out reviews of all three of these bands in our blog section.
Thanks for the add! Be sure to check out this month's feature interview with Everio and a review from last friday's show at America's Pub with the City and the Skyway, In the Wake, and Strange Inventions.
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