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Pepper, Sylvia, and Popcorn
Cooking
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Veganism
Belgian Beer
Cycling
Powers Whiskey
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Nick Blinko
History books
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Harry Potter
KOZA's
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Edward Gorey
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Crossword puzzles
Macabre short stories and poems
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CURRENT FAVORITES
Movies
Trapped In The Closet, Back To The Future, The Deerhunter, Glory Daze, The Big Lebowski, Star Wars, Bronx Tale, Dr. Strangelove, Taxi Driver, Trainspotting, Indiana Jones
Television
Books
The Primal Screamer, The Bhagavad Gita, La Divina Commedia, HARRY POTTER, Ishmael, Brave New World, Life Of Pi, 1984, The Phantom Tollbooth, Slaughterhouse 5, Welcome To The Monkey House,
Heroes
The Admiral's Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Here for:
Friends
Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
Smoke / Drink:
No / Yes
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Substitute Teacher // Tutor
The Admiral's Schools
Ithaca College
Ithaca,New York
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Politics
1999 to 2003
The Admiral needs to know where Robbie McEwan is right now!!! Posted at 11:36 AM Aug 29, 2008 view more
It was already Thursday,
but his lordship's artificial limb could not be found;
therefore, having directed the servants to fill the baths,
he seized the tongs
and set out at once for the edge of the lake,
where the Throbblefoot Spectre still loitered in a distraught manner.
He presented it with a length of string
and passed on to the statue of Corrupted Endeavour
to await the arrival of autumn.
Meanwhile, on the tower,
Madame O_____ in conversation with an erstwhile cousin
saw that his moustache was not his own,
on which she flung herself over the parapet
and surreptitiously vanished.
He descended, destroying the letter unread,
and stepped backwards into the water for a better view.
Heavens, how dashing! cried the people in the dinghy,
and Echo answered: Count the spoons!
On the shore a bat, or possibly an umbrella,
disengaged itself from the shrubbery,
causing those nearby to recollect the miseries of childhood.
It now became apparent (despite the lack of library paste)
that something had happened to the vicar;
guns began to go off in the distance.
At twilight, however, no message had come from the asylum,
so the others retired to the kiosk,
only to discover the cakes iced in a peculiar shade of green
and the tea urn empty
save for a card on which was written a single word:
Farewell.
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