Fleaman / Matt Massacre = saving the world's Blurbs
About me: Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based ..ment like T-Rex, he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two 'raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect.
Who I'd like to meet: Anyone who will buy me things:
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A very special thanks to Andrea for the video. FUCKING HILARIOUS. You are so damn talented.
Hey, we just made this awesome video commercial so people can see what we do.... Check it out and if you like what you see come see us play at Belly Up June 17!!!
I'll pass on the facebook. I like to leave all my work associates there, at work. The last thing I need are my suppliers contacting me on the internet.
