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Hi guys, my name is Jetsam XIII and I’m one of God’s special correspondents, sent on Earth to decimate the ugliness.

Making people looks good has become my everyday job as a hair stylist and I love it. I think that I was made for this job, it’s like an inborn skill for me. I can hear you hence « omg, hairstylist, what a fag sterotype », but I’ll answer « shut the fuck up cunt, i’m that kind of fuckin faggot like you've never seen one before », and I totally bear it. That’s why you all love me, because I can bear everything you won’t be able to assume, this is my way of life. A lot of people want me to succed and the other half are waiting for me to fail. Sorry if I disapoint you but i’m actually reaching all my dreams, that is to say : to become a talented hairstylist & a good alternative model.

« Don't get strung out by the way that I look, don't judge a book by its cover »

People are always asking me why I’m wearing make-up on my face every single day. The aswer is quite simple : trying to look perfect is definitly important for me. Honestly i think that everyone should wear some form of make up. I don’t believe in natural beauty. If someone tell you that natural beauty is better, it’s because : this person is really ugly and try to have a clear conscience, or this person thinks that you’re fuckin damn ugly and she doesn’t wanna hurt you. I think that trying to look as beautiful as you can isn’t an option, it’s definitly a duty towards the world ! I like plastic faces because they look so emotionless, like porcelain dolls.

« Nothing screams "grace" like some Botox to the face. »