Chris Darby

About me:

About me? You might want to grab a chair because this might take a minute.

Here we go. I'm Chris. I've been granted many titles ranging from Best Friend, The Ex, Kindhearted, Lunatic, Brother, Son, Sarcastic Prick, Asshole and Army Guy. None of those really sum it up...I'm just me. I've made countless friends with people throughout life and royally pissed off a few others. It's impossible to please everybody you meet. Oh well...life moves on.

I occasionally come off as sarcastic or cocky---but I'm not an arrogant person. Oh hell--I even think I was a nice guy once...But that disappeared quicker than Lindsay Lohan's Sobriety. I'm a little high strung, ADD, spastic, or whatever you wish to call it. Clicky-pens can entertain me for hours on end LOL. My attention span is that of a floor tile. I'm pretty hard to piss off past the point of no return...I don't look down on any specific group of people…..Well, most of the time. By no means do I consider myself to be a saint...I'm actually far from it.

I don't look at hairstyles, ethnic or social backgrounds or even your vocabulary...every 5 words emitted from my mouth usually include "fuck". Simple enough: If you act like a tool? I'll treat you like one and slam you into a wall. Act normal, act human, and I might not try and kill you with a spork.

They say a person's demeanor reflects the background of his life. Well you have got to be freaking kidding me! Yeah...I'm anything BUT predictable. Life sometimes gives you a speed bump or two to master. But the world found it just fucking hilarious to erect a series of mountains for me instead. I'm stubborn, though. Yeah, most of my family is. I pulled through, did what needed to be done, and built what I could back from square one.

And in case you're wondering......yes, I like the Twilight series. Eat a dick if you don't like it.