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!!!WE DO NOT BOOK BANDS VIA MYSPACE!!!!. You can call ONE EYED JACKS AT (937)426-3400 and ask for Bill Mangan MON-SAT
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hey guys! it seems that lefto and i aren't going to be hosting open mic on sundays anymore. we'll miss you all sooo much, and i hope we get to play there again sometime soon!
A Very Karaoke Bunch Finale This Monday (That's tonight!) 10PM-2AM
Here's the story of a lovely lady (That’s me!) Who was bringing up three very lovely girls. (Indeed!) All of them sang “Band of Gold,” like their mother, The youngest one sang…Motown?
Here's the story, of a man named Johnny, Who was busy with three boys of his own (Wink), They were four dudes, Singing “Come Together,” Yet they were all alone.
Till the one night when the lady sang to this fellow And they knew it was much more than a hunch, (Ryan is Alice) That this group would somehow form a Rock Band. That's the way we all became the Karaoke Bunch. The Karaoke Bunch,
That's the way we all became the Karaoke Bunch. The Karaoke Bunch. (Cram those syllables in there)
So, come out and see the Final performance of this magical group this Monday night! Although The Karaoke will live on every Monday night, I am sad to say that this is my Very Brady Finale! Yes, Ladies and Germs, I will no longer be the sole promoter of this wonderful evening, for I must step down and pass the crown to each and every one of you. Keep Karaoke alive and strong and you will all become Millionaires, I promise. Science
I cannot say how much I have loved making these events for everyone; it has been such a pleasure. What I will really miss when I leave in a few weeks, is spending time with my friends, the Bartenders (who are friends too), dancing by and on the stage, and most of all, letting all of you know that I am truly the best singer in Dayton.
Farwell to you all, and sing on, because with Karaoke, anyone can be a Star!
The Maiden Voyage of the Bieltanic Karaoke Ocean liner! This Monday (That's tonight!) 10PM-2AM
Bieltanic, the ship of dreams, known to many as unsinkable, and it was unsinkable on its departure on May 18, 2009. On its grand journey a meager artist named Jack Bielson and a rich girl, Brandina “I’m Irish” Flemming fall in love. Then one night, their enchanted love for one another becomes a battle for their lives as the ship threatens to steal their love to the bottom of the North Hotlantic.
Bielson and Brandina’s forbidden love is discovered by her Fiancée. Now she must choose between, a life of luxury and fine meats, or a smelly gambler who carries a stolen pad of other people’s drawings.
Bam Surprise at 10:00PM on Monday the Bieltanic collides with what can only be described as a very large Iceberg, SHOCKER!
Then, Brandina decidedly leaves her fiancée, Captain Dergerererger, for Bielson, and to pursue her lifelong dream of becoming a nude model.
What will happen to our heroes? Will Brandina ever find someone to draw her nude? Will Jack Bielson confess to being 42years old? Will anyone ever pronounce Captain Dergerererger’s Name right?
All these questions and many more you do not care about can be answered this Monday Night (that’s tonight), from 10:00PM-2:00AM aboard the Bieltanic, the first ever “Boat to Movie to Musical to Movie” in the history of what I can remember.
I’ve Created Monster! A Karaoke Monster! This Monday (That's tonight!) 10PM-2AM
The good news is your date is here! The bad news is he's dead! But who cares?!? Cause he’s here to take you to the most Party since Uncle Fester’s Welcome back Bonanza!
Move over Ashley Simpson! Bielenstein’s Monster is ready to storm the Karaoke World! Made from parts of all the titanic victims, (the show not the boat) Bielenstein has is here to sing and excessively choreographed dance you into your graves!!!
With such songs as:
Ughhhhhhhhhh! Grawwwwwwww! Dressed In Your Pajamas In the Grand Salon Boffffcachunk! What A Remarkable Age This Is! EAAAAAAAAT! Philobatttt! Symphony of the Seventh Continent! And Many More Terrible Songs!!!
So come see what all of the scientists from Scientists School are raving madly about! And don’t forget your thirst…. Errr $4.00 Pitchers are Bielenstein’s Favorite Drink.
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