Eating expensive food, break dancing with my momz, watching drunk people stumble over rocks then vomit on little children, collect used condoms and sell them to the homeless, pee against the wind, watch my roommates argue, watch roommates friends argue, complain about my roommates not washing their dishes, french kissing my roommates dog when their away at work, eating copious amounts of bacon then bathing myself in it's juices, working out to Richard Simon videos in my custom thong.
Music
That Good Love, The Entertainment Committee, www.juniorpanthers.com, Amos Tobin, Dj Shadow, Dust Brothers, Atmosphere, Pixies, Sacred Hoop, Beatnuts, Pulp, Primus, Charles Mingus, Miles Davis, Tchaikovsky, Strauss, MC. Paul Barmen, Jurassic 5, Souls of Mischief, The Pharcyde, A Tribe Called Quest, Lackadaisical, Wu-Tang Clak, The Roots, Autolux, Nine Inch Nails, Flogging Molly, Mad Caddies, Dj Q-Bert, Fingerbangerz, Gravediggers, Portis Head, David Bowie, Beatles, ELO, Curtis Mayfield, Smokey Robinson, Stevie Wonder, James Brown, Sonic Youth, DJ Dan, DJ Micro, My Fart in the Shower.
Movies
The Squid and the Whale, Batman Begins, Sideways, Park Chan-Wook Flicks, David Fincher Flicks, Beat Street, Break'n, Ridley Scott Flicks, Tony Scott Flicks, Michael Mann Flicks, Steven Spielberg Flicks, Quentin Tarantino Flicks, Martin Scorsese Flicks, Aaron Aronofsky Flicks, Spike Jonze Flicks, Spike Lee Flicks, Sergio Leone Flicks, Takashe Miike Flicks, Ang Lee Flicks, Tim Burton Flicks, Paul Anderson Flicks, Alex Proyas Flicks, Steven Soderbergh Flicks, Paul Verhoeven Flicks, John Hughes Flicks (80's), Charlie Kaufman Scripts, SLC Punk, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, City of God, Amadeus, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty(Danny Kaye), Transformers the Movie, Ghost in the Shell, Ninja Scroll, Aeon Flux, The Maxx, Akira, American Pycho, American History X, American Beauty, American Splender, Basquiat, Incognito, Interview With a Vampire, Ben-Hur, The Hulk, Old Boy, Musa the Warrior, Shaolin Soccor, Amores Perros, Joy Luck Club, Zoolander, Cable Guy, Half Baked, A Beautiful Mind, Eddie Murphy RAW, Eddie Murphy Delirious, The Last Dragon, WYWS Video, Enter the FUCK'N Dragon, Return of the FUCK'N Dragon(fuck Chuck Norris, qoulo muthafucker)
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ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA
ANTHONY BOURDAIN: NO RESERVATIONS
IRON CHEFZ
Books
Heroes
BRUCE LEE (More than Asian!)
BRUCE WAYNE
SHEPARD FAIREY
TONY BOURDAIN
Chef MORIMOTO
BARRY MCGEE
About me: Born on all Saints Day many, many moons ago, in Northern California, I have lived in the deep nostrils of art from day one. Ever since eating my first crayon at age six, I have digested the pie crust of Art and all it’s creamy filling to a bloated stomach of magical wonderment. Through the jumping jacks of puberty I have tried to perfect my skill, my craft of this visual griffin we call Art, trying to mimic comic book artists unicorn strokes of ballistic energy, trying to mimic their portal of imagination, trying to hopefully chin-up to their level of artistic skill, to hopefully apply their sling shot speed of completing a page of detail in a single day. As I got older I was biting on the fingernails of Rembrandt and chewing on the nut-sacks of street and freight artists from the likes of Twist, Zen, King 157, Priest, Saber, etc, trying to expand my visual stomach, trying to create a buffet of styles that I could one day smash together, throw in a pot and turn into Gumbo.
Through the years, with my gumbo skills that I carry in a black chrome pot that I purchased from Walmart during a Knight Rider convention, I have tried to make work with this medium shit, trying to make something with it, trying to anally rape the watchers eye.
I have only a hand full of accomplishments stashed in my life fanny-pack. I have made a comic book called “Cheez Cyder” which you’ll never find, and if you have one, good for you. I have made skateboard graphics for a company called “First String” which fell apart because one of the co-founders thought a sex-change into Cathy Bates would be more full-filling. And now, now I am standing on one leg with a toothbrush shoved in my rectum, waiting to finish my next project of dinosaur dump proportions which you’ll have to wait and see exited out of my puckered ass.
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Who I'd like to meet: Now, as I get holder, as my nut-sack drops farther and farther from my body, I start to see the true error in my ways, the true punching a baby upsets in my abilities. I lack the speed in completing a project. I lack the Minotaur muff of detail in my work. I wish to achieve the ability to complete giant whale colon projects in a day, not days, weeks, or months, but in a day. I want to be able to spit out work faster than an ejaculating squirrel on meth. Because of right now, I suck seagull shit off a car windshield. My skill is slower than old people fuck.
I need to start buying Bob Ross videos so I may learn his skill, his manly quickness of a golden corn pops afro, his mastery for painting broke back mountain ranges and places where the river runs through it, where Unicorns can thrive and prosper and injure themselves when attempting a 69.
Once I’m able to conquer these loose bolts in my life, then, then I’ll be able to conquer my fear of taking a dump in a public urinal. And when that time comes my friend, that will be the Everest of my life, and upon my Everest, I would preferably like to meet a female with an Angel shout standard that will carry my tethered soul high like a feather farting helium.
Hey my mom and cousin found this hole in the wall chinese restuarant that's really cheap but hella good. We ordered 10 dishes and it was only $58!!! We ave to go.. its in SF on Noriega St. Haven't yelped it yet. "Jumbo Seafood Restuarant." Talk to you soon... but most importantly lets go eat!
Ugh.. tickets are hella expensive and the stage is hella far away from the seats. To be honest, I don't even know why he's going to be in Cupertino. Sorry I'm gonna have to nix that idea. :(
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What's my favorite word? BITCH! Last issue, the theme among all those we interviewed was versatility. This issue's common denominator is longevity. You might even call the interviewees in this eleventh issue legends. First up is Bay Area rap pioneer and the godfather of pimp rap, Too $hort. Crafting his art since the age of 14, Too $hort has been around for more than twenty years and still remains to be relevant today. Building a solid foundation in the Bay Area rap scene beginning in his early teen years, San Quinn continues to be a mainstay and positive force for the younger generation. For almost thirty years, Cope 2 has been getting up in the streets on a consistent basis and now has made a professional career out of his art. He talks to Clout about his beginnings as a writer and gives us some words on his inspirations, crews, beef and the state of graffiti today. On the cover, you'll find a pin-up lizard girl unmistakably illustrated by the legendary skateboard artist Todd Bratrud. You wouldn't know it fro
thanks for adding me. looking at pictures of the last show, it seemed like a blast. Way to turn the gallery into your artwork. I'm up in Gig Harbor Washington, near Seattle. I'd definitely drive down for another show like that. Let me know when you have new art and new shows and I'll do the same. I'll have more to post shortly. Cheers.
Thanks, I LOVE this movie... ps. I thought the title sounded familiar. I'm a big Morrissey fan and the director openly took the name of his song for the movie... and yes..a U.S. version will be out soon...unfortunately... Read the lyrics... I think you'd be pleasantly surprised :)
Let the right one in Let the old dreams die Let the wrong ones go They cannot They cannot They cannot do what you want them to do Oh ...
Let the right one in Let the old dreams die Let the wrong ones go They do not They do not They do not see what you want them to Oh ...
Let the right one in Let the old things fade Put the tricks and schemes (for good) away
Ah ... I will advise Ah ... Until my mouth dries Ah ... I will advise you to ...
Ah ... let the right one slip in Slip in Slip in
And when at last it does I'd say you were within your rights to bite The right one and say, "what kept you so long ?" "What kept you so long ?" Oh ...
Obaki-kaki! I finally hung your painting! ...in the living room. I can't tell you how many compliments it gets. When I'm rich, I'm going to buy you. ...to paint.
Eating expensive food, break dancing with my momz, watching drunk people stumble over rocks then vomit on little children, collect used condoms and sell them to the homeless, pee against the wind, watch my roommates argue, watch roommates friends argue, complain about my roommates not washing their dishes, french kissing my roommates dog when their away at work, eating copious amounts of bacon then bathing myself in it's juices, working out to Richard Simon videos in my custom thong. 
That Good Love, The Entertainment Committee, www.juniorpanthers.com, Amos Tobin, Dj Shadow, Dust Brothers, Atmosphere, Pixies, Sacred Hoop, Beatnuts, Pulp, Primus, Charles Mingus, Miles Davis, Tchaikovsky, Strauss, MC. Paul Barmen, Jurassic 5, Souls of Mischief, The Pharcyde, A Tribe Called Quest, Lackadaisical, Wu-Tang Clak, The Roots, Autolux, Nine Inch Nails, Flogging Molly, Mad Caddies, Dj Q-Bert, Fingerbangerz, Gravediggers, Portis Head, David Bowie, Beatles, ELO, Curtis Mayfield, Smokey Robinson, Stevie Wonder, James Brown, Sonic Youth, DJ Dan, DJ Micro, My Fart in the Shower.
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA
ANTHONY BOURDAIN: NO RESERVATIONS
IRON CHEFZ
BRUCE WAYNE
SHEPARD FAIREY
TONY BOURDAIN
Chef MORIMOTO
BARRY MCGEE
I have only a hand full of accomplishments stashed in my life fanny-pack. I have made a comic book called “Cheez Cyder” which you’ll never find, and if you have one, good for you. I have made skateboard graphics for a company called “First String” which fell apart because one of the co-founders thought a sex-change into Cathy Bates would be more full-filling. And now, now I am standing on one leg with a toothbrush shoved in my rectum, waiting to finish my next project of dinosaur dump proportions which you’ll have to wait and see exited out of my puckered ass.
..
Once I’m able to conquer these loose bolts in my life, then, then I’ll be able to conquer my fear of taking a dump in a public urinal. And when that time comes my friend, that will be the Everest of my life, and upon my Everest, I would preferably like to meet a female with an Angel shout standard that will carry my tethered soul high like a feather farting helium.
