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I can hold a flute of champagne and a conversation at the same
time. I have many other skills that may be of use to you, and only
one that likely would not be - unless you ever happen to find
yourself stranded in the wilderness and need someone to start a
fire with only a dull razor blade, fishnet stockings, and my
unpublished memoirs.
Dislikes: cute cell phone rings, people who spit in public,
disturbingly long fingernails, dogmatism, planned communities.
Likes: useless crap on eBay, people who call the subway lines by
their old names like IND or BMT, walking mostly anywhere, the two
weeks in spring when the cherry blossoms bloom, sharing a bottle of
Cabernet and interesting conversation in a dimly lit lounge.
If you travel, check out Jauntlet.