Odessa Lil - Mistress of Ceremonies
Audra Wolfmann
There's a fine line between erotic and neurotic...I walk that line.

Female
32 years old
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 7/16/2009
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    Odessa Lil - Mistress of Ceremonies's Interests
GeneralMetaphysics -- ever since I discovered that my aura was a chalk outline. AND of course SpeakEasily.
Movies

lactose.avi

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Odessa lil and Sailor Billy have a special Ice Cream moment
Those Lumiere brothers are up to some good things I hear.
TelevisionThe Klotzbees, Freunden, Everybody Loves Schlocky, Faygala and Grace, Ukranian Idol, Schmear Factor, Menachem in the Middle,
BooksOdessa Lil. Get yours at bighugelabs.com/flickr
HeroesGilda Radner and Nina Hagen. Molotov Cocktease. Mystic Tray
Mystic Hand planchette for the Mystic Tray
Groups: BurlesqueDark Sparkle60s Garage and trashed out rock n roll1920's Music & BeyondSilent Filmsi heart the RoaringTwentiesThe Retro Lounge'All Things Retro'

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     Odessa Lil - Mistress of Ceremonies's Details
Status:Engaged
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Beyond the Pale
Body type:5' 4"
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Occupation:Mistress of Ceremonies

   Odessa Lil - Mistress of Ceremonies's Schools
Mills College
Oakland,California
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: English/Creative Writing
 

1998 to 2000
California State University-Fresno
Fresno,California
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English
 

1994 to 1998

   Odessa Lil - Mistress of Ceremonies's Networking
Nightlife - Entertainment - Go-Go Dancer
Mistress of Ceremonies...why is that not a selection from the above drop-down window?!
Film - Drama - Acting

Publishing - Writer - Journalist


   Odessa Lil - Mistress of Ceremonies's Companies
SpeakEasily
CA US
Mistress of Ceremonies

Amoeba Music
San Francisco, CA US

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   Odessa Lil - Mistress of Ceremonies's Blurbs
About me:
I'm like Hugo Man of a Thousand Faces, only not bald. Oh, and I'm a chick.

Mistress of Ceremonies Odessa Lil is just your average turn-of-the-century wondering domme. Ever since she ran SpeakEasily, the first-ever weekly neo-burlesque show in Oakland back in 2004, Odessa Lil has been whipping audiences into shape at shows like Bombshell Betty’s Burlesqueteers, Barbary Coast Burlesque, and the Hubba Hubba Revue, not to mention film openings, rock shows, and private parties.
One of the few female MCs in a scene dominated by men, Odessa Lil spelunks fresh comic territory with an olde-timey flair. Did we just say “spelunks”? Odessa Lil is available to those hiring for weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, funerals, divorce proceedings, difficult labors, home foreclosures, and séances.
But ultimately, little is known about the one they call Odessa Lil besides the now famous fragmented and possibly apocryphal tale involving a mule, a shoehorn, and the Fresno State Glee Club. Much has been said about her penchant for fast horse carts and slow men, but no one was listening.


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I directed this episode (the only episode so far) of... TALES OF THE PURPLE ONION: .... ..
Who I'd like to meet:
Those hiring for weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, funerals, divorce proceedings, difficult labors, séances, and SpeakEasilys. Oh, and I need a man I can ride around like a horse. Please contact me ASAP.


Reiko Ike

   


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Andrew Brewer, The Rock n Roll Psychic





Jul 16 2009 3:06 PM

I hope all is well in your crazy world. Happy thoughts!
Andy
Weasels exist.





Jul 12 2009 10:24 PM

so how many weasels exist in san francisco?

what's life like in your corner of existence?
Sweet Hollywaiians





Jul 12 2009 4:55 PM


"Ticklin' The Strings" by Sweet Hollywaiians
Amazing Japanese hot string band playing 1920's, 30's, 40's style hawaiian, swing, calypso, blues, italian music and originals,featuring vintage instruments.3 songs with Robert Armstrong and Tony Marcus(from Robert Crumb and His Cheap Suit Serenaders)

"The Sweet Hollywaiians have probably the best feel for this 20's music of any string band working today. They manage the rare feat of sounding relaxed even when their playing is hot, are top notch musicians with tasteful arrangements and a full, rich, warm sound.Plus, they have a nice gamut of tunes, from King Nawahi to Giovanni Vicari to Bobby Leecan. See them live, if you can, for an unforgettable experience. If you can't, buy their Cds!" ~ Terry Zwigoff
Kraft-A-billy





Jul 10 2009 10:25 PM

come check out my clothing and my boyfriend's photography on display at the live art gallery: 151 potrero ave. in san francisco, 94110
food, drinks, music, vendors!!!
this sunday july 12th from 5pm to 9pm!!!

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The Moonlight Orchestra





Jun 25 2009 5:43 PM

The Moonlight Orchestra would like to invite you to come celebrate our independence and two of our band members' birthdays at The Great American Music Hall (San Francisco) on Friday July 3rd! We need people to RSVP as soon as they can since tickets are only available through pre sale. This is huge step for our band and we would love for everyone to come out and celebrate two birthdays and see us perform! Check out the GAMH website for the full line up.

This is an ALL AGES SHOW!!!! If you know anyone visiting the bay area for the July 4th weekend, please give them our invitation.

"The past three decades at the Great American Music Hall have been full of music, with artists ranging from Duke Ellington, Sarah Vaughan and Count Basie to Van Morrison, the Grateful Dead and Bobby McFerrin. "

Tickets are $12.00 each, click below:
https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=6371251

If you are buying a ticket please include your full name and whoever else's name if you are buying a ticket for someone else. also, please include a contact phone number. tickets can be picked up at will call.

Thanks! Have a Beautiful day!

~TMO
Luv’n Rockets





Jun 23 2009 7:43 PM

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Last Day Saloon
120 5th St
Santa Rosa, CA 95401-6215
(707) 545-5876
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Jun 21 2009 3:23 AM




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Jun 19 2009 7:17 AM

I don't think we have ever talked, but here, have a stickman flingin his wiener!
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Jun 5 2009 5:55 PM

Thought you would enjoy seeing the poster for our event at the Laugh Factory! Hope everything is good! Cheers!


The Cure for the 21st Century!


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Neurotique





May 29 2009 1:40 AM

thanks for the add :D

Luv’n Rockets





May 27 2009 4:49 PM


The Stork Club
2330 Telegraph Ave
Oakland, CA 94612
(510) 444-6174

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May 25 2009 9:43 PM

Gorey Details

We really appreciate your support!

Stay spooky!

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for the Curious Curio of the Day!

Come see our Gorey goodies!
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Charles Addams, Mark Ryden,
Gris Grimly, Michael Sowa, Shag,
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Coraline, Emily, Lenore, Twilight,
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Haunted Portraits, Vintage Halloween,
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Skulls & Gargoyles, Pirates, Zombies,
Alchemy Gothic Jewelry, Villainess,
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HOLY ROLEMODEL





May 17 2009 9:12 PM

come hang out at Gale's with us! Photobucket love ya!
RETURN TO MONO





May 12 2009 1:11 AM

^__^
we're playing Saturday @ Club Six
(Free before 10pm)
Hope to see you -

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Nettie





May 7 2009 6:20 PM

Let's hang out soon! Are you on facebook too?
Roger Oddcock





May 7 2009 6:36 AM

HOLY ROLEMODEL





May 6 2009 1:37 AM

hey - we are playing an ALL AGES show at Thee Parkside (1600 17th Street @ Wisconsin · San Francisco) with: The Disciples and Damnage shit is free come have a beer and some food doors open at 3pm and show starts at 5pm much love Aaron - HR Photobucket
Madame Pamita





May 5 2009 4:02 AM

Oh, Odessa Lil - Mistress of Ceremonies! You are an absolute delight! Tell me, are you naturally this charming or did you take lessons?

I am packing my steamer trunk as we speak and am soon to set sail for Londontown! My crystal ball is a little hazy, but it does seem that there is a good chance that we will soon meet and that I will have the heartfelt pleasure of telling your fortune! Could it be true?

In any case, the stars have indicated that we are destined to be fast friends in this lifetime and the next and I have no doubt that they are correct. The thought of this pleases me immensely.

Looking forward to all our future adventures, it is thus I remain very truly yours, &c.

Mme. Pamita
CHUMLEY





May 3 2009 1:15 PM

Erotica Comments Erotica Comments
jordan





May 1 2009 12:40 AM

hi Odessa it's been along time i hope your doing good and still doing kick ass shows :)..
HOLY ROLEMODEL





Apr 28 2009 8:40 PM

This Wednesday (April 29th) - Holy Rolemodel at the Rock-it Room (406 Clement St - San Francisco) ...we play first - show starts at 9pm come early and hang out Aaron - HR
la yoko





Apr 22 2009 12:16 AM

I rarely log in Myspace lately. Anyway, I logged in today, so here's my history of logging in.
Ha!
Erin Mahoney





Apr 21 2009 5:38 AM

that is exactly what I was thinking too!
CHUMLEY





Apr 18 2009 3:49 PM

Erotica Comments
Stella Fuckin' Lane





Apr 9 2009 12:31 AM

I'm putting on an arts and crafts/ burlesque/ bands show on may 9th in oakland. you should shimmy on down if your free. I'll send you more info when I get the kinks worked out.
xoxo,
stella
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