Odessa Lil - Mistress of Ceremonies
Audra Wolfmann
Audra Wolfmann There's a fine line between erotic and neurotic...I walk that line.

Female
33 years old
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA
United States



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    Odessa Lil - Mistress of Ceremonies's Interests
GeneralMetaphysics -- ever since I discovered that my aura was a chalk outline. AND of course SpeakEasily.
Movies

lactose.avi

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Odessa lil and Sailor Billy have a special Ice Cream moment
Those Lumiere brothers are up to some good things I hear.
TelevisionThe Klotzbees, Freunden, Everybody Loves Schlocky, Faygala and Grace, Ukranian Idol, Schmear Factor, Menachem in the Middle,
BooksOdessa Lil. Get yours at bighugelabs.com/flickr
HeroesGilda Radner and Nina Hagen. Molotov Cocktease. Mystic Tray
Mystic Hand planchette for the Mystic Tray
Groups: BurlesqueDark Sparkle60s Garage and trashed out rock n roll1920's Music & BeyondSilent Filmsi heart the RoaringTwentiesThe Retro Lounge'All Things Retro'

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     Odessa Lil - Mistress of Ceremonies's Details
Status:Engaged
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Beyond the Pale
Body type:5' 4"
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Occupation:Mistress of Ceremonies

   Odessa Lil - Mistress of Ceremonies's Schools
Mills College
Oakland,California
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: English/Creative Writing
 

1998 to 2000
California State University-Fresno
Fresno,California
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English
 

1994 to 1998

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Nightlife - Entertainment - Go-Go Dancer
Mistress of Ceremonies...why is that not a selection from the above drop-down window?!
Film - Drama - Acting

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SpeakEasily
CA US
Mistress of Ceremonies

Amoeba Music
San Francisco, CA US

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   Odessa Lil - Mistress of Ceremonies's Blurbs
About me:
I'm like Hugo Man of a Thousand Faces, only not bald. Oh, and I'm a chick.

Mistress of Ceremonies Odessa Lil is just your average turn-of-the-century wondering domme. Ever since she ran SpeakEasily, the first-ever weekly neo-burlesque show in Oakland back in 2004, Odessa Lil has been whipping audiences into shape at shows like Bombshell Betty’s Burlesqueteers, Barbary Coast Burlesque, and the Hubba Hubba Revue, not to mention film openings, rock shows, and private parties.
One of the few female MCs in a scene dominated by men, Odessa Lil spelunks fresh comic territory with an olde-timey flair. Did we just say “spelunks”? Odessa Lil is available to those hiring for weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, funerals, divorce proceedings, difficult labors, home foreclosures, and séances.
But ultimately, little is known about the one they call Odessa Lil besides the now famous fragmented and possibly apocryphal tale involving a mule, a shoehorn, and the Fresno State Glee Club. Much has been said about her penchant for fast horse carts and slow men, but no one was listening.


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Who I'd like to meet:
Those hiring for weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, funerals, divorce proceedings, difficult labors, séances, and SpeakEasilys. Oh, and I need a man I can ride around like a horse. Please contact me ASAP.


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Pop Haydn

Whit



Nov 5 2009 9:54 PM

New Web Site!



Check out my new website at PopHaydn.com

There you will find The True Story of Pop Haydn, cool graphics, and great videos.

Let me know what you think!
wkylem

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Nov 5 2009 12:09 AM

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Oct 16 2009 10:02 AM




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Oct 10 2009 9:00 PM

Weasels exist.

Weasels exist.



Oct 10 2009 9:11 AM



On Oct 3, a fantastic gathering occurred within a
cafe-sized room canopied by trees. The Gypsy Camp is a long-visited
place within El Escorpion Park in West Hills - long overdue to be
utilized as a unique venue for live music.

It was the beginning
of a new series of acoustic shows that bring bands out of bars and
clubs, friends and musical enthusiasts out of the house on a saturday
afternoon, and a unique and magical experience to everyone involved.




If this looks like a good time to you, please tell people about it,
and join us for Gypsy Camp The Second on Saturday, Nov. 14. Prepare
yourself with a cooler and blanket and an afternoon to enjoy some great
music.


Franklin City (Official)

CA Hobson



Oct 9 2009 7:33 PM

thanks for the add
crazy mike

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Sep 15 2009 10:27 PM

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Grab a gun and FIGHT alongside me in Gangster Battle: an all out race for cash, cars, guns, fame and infamy in the Mafia Underworld.

I wouldn't ask if I didn't need you!

CircA

Club Circa



Sep 6 2009 5:26 AM

This SUNDAY! no work/ no school monday! come watch the ladies rock


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Weasels exist.

Weasels exist.



Sep 4 2009 9:13 PM

the weasel exists in the bay area.
many weasels exist in the bay area.
if you are one of said weasels, we would love to see you this weekend.
it’s a busy one.

Thu 10 – solo acoustic show at maggie mcgarry’s in san francisco.
Fri 11 – solo acoustic show at mama buzz café in oakland
Sat 12 – weasels exist. (bay area chapter) at retox lounge in san francisco.
this saturday show will be extra exciting, as i will be joined by a band of friends and weasels from northern california, including phil stein-webber, who is responsible for the drums on ‘relentless professional behavior’.
more info available on the calendar.
hope to see you over the course of this epic weekend.
the peculiar pretzelmen

the peculiar pretzelmen



Sep 1 2009 4:18 AM

Peculiar Pretzelmadness descends on San Francisco Tuesday night at Hemlock Tavern. Stomping and hollering with old and true comrades in arms, Deathat and Corpus Collasum! $7! 
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Aug 31 2009 5:25 AM




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Aug 14 2009 6:53 PM

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Opera Scura

Opera Scura



Aug 13 2009 5:31 AM

are you old enough to legally have a drink yet?
UncleGary (アンクル・ゲーリー)

UncleGary (アンクル・ゲーリー)



Aug 13 2009 5:13 AM

Best wishes!  Have a great celebration!
jovino

jovino



Aug 13 2009 2:29 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Andrew Brewer, The Rock n Roll Psychic

Andrew Brewer, The Rock n Roll Psychic



Aug 13 2009 1:41 AM

Happy B'day darlin' . . . I hope all is well in your world.  Your body of work as an actress includes my favorite film footage -- EVER.  I think you are fabulous and I hope this year is fabulous for you.  Happy thoughts, always!
russell

russell quan



Aug 13 2009 12:28 AM

HHHappy birfday AUdra!TommoROW!!
Stella Fuckin' Lane

Stella Fuckin' Lane



Aug 12 2009 8:18 PM

Happy Birthday!!!
Christina

Christina Kattuah



Aug 11 2009 9:16 PM

Happy Birthday Audra. I am sure your Birthday will be a complete blast!!
Andrew Brewer, The Rock n Roll Psychic

Andrew Brewer, The Rock n Roll Psychic



Jul 16 2009 3:06 PM

I hope all is well in your crazy world. Happy thoughts!
Andy
Weasels exist.

Weasels exist.



Jul 12 2009 10:24 PM

so how many weasels exist in san francisco?

what's life like in your corner of existence?
Sweet Hollywaiians

Sweet Hollywaiians



Jul 12 2009 4:55 PM


"Ticklin' The Strings" by Sweet Hollywaiians
Amazing Japanese hot string band playing 1920's, 30's, 40's style hawaiian, swing, calypso, blues, italian music and originals,featuring vintage instruments.3 songs with Robert Armstrong and Tony Marcus(from Robert Crumb and His Cheap Suit Serenaders)

"The Sweet Hollywaiians have probably the best feel for this 20's music of any string band working today. They manage the rare feat of sounding relaxed even when their playing is hot, are top notch musicians with tasteful arrangements and a full, rich, warm sound.Plus, they have a nice gamut of tunes, from King Nawahi to Giovanni Vicari to Bobby Leecan. See them live, if you can, for an unforgettable experience. If you can't, buy their Cds!" ~ Terry Zwigoff
Kraft-A-billy

Kraft-A-billy



Jul 10 2009 10:25 PM

come check out my clothing and my boyfriend's photography on display at the live art gallery: 151 potrero ave. in san francisco, 94110
food, drinks, music, vendors!!!
this sunday july 12th from 5pm to 9pm!!!

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The Moonlight Orchestra

The Moonlight Orchestra



Jun 25 2009 5:43 PM

The Moonlight Orchestra would like to invite you to come celebrate our independence and two of our band members' birthdays at The Great American Music Hall (San Francisco) on Friday July 3rd! We need people to RSVP as soon as they can since tickets are only available through pre sale. This is huge step for our band and we would love for everyone to come out and celebrate two birthdays and see us perform! Check out the GAMH website for the full line up.

This is an ALL AGES SHOW!!!! If you know anyone visiting the bay area for the July 4th weekend, please give them our invitation.

"The past three decades at the Great American Music Hall have been full of music, with artists ranging from Duke Ellington, Sarah Vaughan and Count Basie to Van Morrison, the Grateful Dead and Bobby McFerrin. "

Tickets are $12.00 each, click below:
https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=6371251

If you are buying a ticket please include your full name and whoever else's name if you are buying a ticket for someone else. also, please include a contact phone number. tickets can be picked up at will call.

Thanks! Have a Beautiful day!

~TMO
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