Musicals, smoking crack at the In/Out Burger parking lot and then getting my cheeseburger on, turning gay tricks for money, rebounds, girls named Shawna, Hostess products, junk in the trunk (aka the pa-dunka-dunk), thinking about Kobe, thinking about Kobe's wife, slutty white chicks over 65, looking at myself in the mirror, being taller than you, naming body parts after animals, people from China or Africa, anyone with a ho, true.
Music
Movies
Amelie, Juice, Dead Presidents, Air Bud, Undercover Brother, Evita, Like Mike, Die Hard 3 and that shit with Bug's Life, yo nothin realler than bugs, son.
Television
Spice Channel, Fox News, Batman.
Books
"The Life of Realness: A World Study" by Professor D. Miles.
Odom's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Cali
Body type:
6' 10"
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:
Yes / Yes
Education:
Some college
Occupation:
Baller.
Income:
$250,000 and Higher
Odom's Companies
LA Lakers, son. Cali, US
Since birth, cause being born is true.
Odom cant stop. Posted at 9:17 PM Aug 29, 2008 view more
About me: Making mad cash playing for the Lakers, and used to say I was happier in Miami but now that shizz a lie. I have 17 cars and only one of them is a Bentley. I'm very tall. Don't fuck with me cause I'll have you raped and killed, fo real.
Who I'd like to meet: Myself in an alternate reality, when my other bizzaro world Lamar Odom would offer my real self a phatty blunt of the kind and we'd get soo damn smackity high that we'd speak through our minds without even knowin we thunk it in tha splunket DAWG.
I got mad love for u O and you're playin big minutes and grabbing boards with a back injury but u need to step up and check those heartless Laker teammates of yours! Man FUCK Luke Walton! Beat those damn rockets. Shane Battier is a nerd B!
Heard there was a party goin' on ova here.. so I decided to drop by & brought sum friends along! Dont worry.. they wont bite... much.. *muuaahHAHAHAHAhahaa!!!..*
Yo I'm blunted too, and its the bomb shit, but through the cloud of smoke all i can see is a championship. a ring equals more ho's and respect from all the god's in NY. SHine son shine! get those rebounds, then give the ball to Kobe
Haha, don't pull an OJ. It's not worth it. Just leave the chick if you have some 'problem chick.' Haha. Thanks for the add, and especially putting us in your top friends. Is it true players in the NBA don't get tested for weed?
Big O, we were just talking about you've gone from being a #1 true baller in LA to a #1 true baller in Miami and come full circle to being a #1 true baller in LA again, all the while smoking weed and having a shaved head like Jordan. It's amazing that some punk bitch like Kwame was #1 pick and you were only #4.
