EL CHUPACABRA!
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GOAT SUCKA!!!!
Male
103 years old
Carrones
Mexico
Last Login: 7/4/2009
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EL CHUPACABRA!'s Interests
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| General | Goat Sucking, Painting, Going to clubs, Song writing, Walking around the jungle waiting for the natives to take blurry, overexposed pictures. | | Music | Mexican traditional accordian bands, Brazillain and Venazuelan techno. My favorite band is MENUDO! Fingers crossed, the may have a new album out this spring! http://www.usatoday.com/life/music/news/2004-04-30-menudo_x.htm | | Movies |  Chupacabra Terror, Guns of El CHUPACABRA, El Chupacabra, Chupacabra I and II. Any movie about me is good, but i wish that they'd do one based off of my life, it'd be called Chupa: Slumin' it. I've had a hard life, no one takes me seriously, Big Foot, Giant Squid, Nessy, Jackalopes, they're all taken seriously, but me, i'm never on the list. Sometimes I feel the media is misleading making me out to be not as intense and heartstoping as I really am. | | Television | Univision, Stargate SG1 | | Heroes | Bob Saget and Chuck Norris, they KICK ASS!! |
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EL CHUPACABRA!'s Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Balise | | Body type: | 3' 4" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | Latino / Hispanic | | Religion: | Mormon | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | Love kids, but not for me | | Education: | High school | | Occupation: | Accountant |
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EL CHUPACABRA!'s Schools
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Sierra College
Rocklin, CA
Graduated: N/A
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2006 to Present |
Rocklin High
Rocklin, CA
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Gansta shit
Minor: Dirty Sanchez
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EL CHUPACABRA!'s Networking
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About me:
 What is up essays, this is my official page del CHUPACABRA!! I'm a really a laid back dude, I like to play chess, pop pinatas, go clubbing with bangin' Brazillan chicks. I was born in Puerto Rico, at a secret government lab. The goat sucking is just how I roll, you know mang? But I don't just do goat, i throw in the occasional pollo or small perro to mix things up. Regardless, I'm not your typical "mythological" creature, I'm not old news like Big Foot, or an old punta like fatty Locke Nessy. Sadly, only I -EL CHUPACABRA- and the jackalope are keepin it real. i VIVA EL CHUPACABRA !
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100% All-Beef Thermometer
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Who I'd like to meet:
I decided to start a myspace for all those people with kinky fetishes for beasts such as me, or the occational curious myspacer. Contact me if you have any questions mang. My idols are Chuck Norris, Bob Saget, Ted Nugent, Ricky Martin(MENUDO forever!), and the guy that hosted Nickelodeon's Double Dare-Mark Summers.
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