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Gilbert Gottfried

		The REAL Gilbert Gottfried....I THINK Male 102 years old NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK United States Last Login: 12/23/2009

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Gilbert Gottfried's Interests

General	Visit my website at www.GILBERTGOTTFRIED.com Check "Movies".
Music	Gee, that Motzart had some catchy stuff. It's very easy to dance to.
Movies	Nothing I can mention on this site where children are looking, but the movies usually come to me wrapped in brown paper.
Television	Yes, I have one.
Books	I've read some.
Heroes	I don't know. Who was that guy in the cape?
Groups:	Howard Stern, tHe SuNdAy FuNnIeS!, SF'N Space View All Gilbert Gottfried's Groups

Gilbert Gottfried's Details

Status:	Swinger
Here for:	Networking
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Palermo, Italy
Body type:	6' 4" / Body builder
Ethnicity:	Native American
Religion:	Hindu
Zodiac Sign:	Pisces
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes
Education:	Post grad
Occupation:	Actor / Commedian
Income:	$250,000 and Higher

Gilbert Gottfried's Companies

Gilbert Gottfried Productions Inc.
New York, NY US

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Gilbert Gottfried's Blurbs

About me:

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Clips from the CD/DVD:
"Tattoo" (censored)
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"The Aristocrats" (censored)
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Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet someone that would like to buy my DVD "Gilbert Gottfried Dirty Jokes". Looks, sexual preferences and income not important (well, enough of an income to buy the DVD).

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Rain in the Desert	Dec 19 2009 7:28 PM THANK YOU SWEETHEART! I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY! LOVE RAIN
Bill	Dec 18 2009 7:04 AM Hi,Thanks for the add. Your hilarious. Happy Holidays!!! Your Fan Bill
John Carpenter	Dec 18 2009 6:18 AM best wishes, john carpenter ... new album on http://johncarpenter.bandcamp.com/ FAIRY TALES FORGOTTEN four new songs on the myspace player... enjoy
Steve Manson	Dec 5 2009 11:48 PM MY PORTRAIT OF A FRIEND I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts, or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers. I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain, nor the future with its untold stories. But I can be there now when you need me to care. I can't keep your feet from stumbling. I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall. Your joys, triumphs, successes, and happiness are not mine; Yet I can share in your laughter. Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge; I can only support you, encourage you, and help you when you ask. I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship, from your values, from me. I can only pray for you, talk to you and wait for you. I can't give you boundaries which I have determined for you, But I can give you the room to change, room to grow, room to be yourself. I can't keep your heart from breaking and hurting, But I can cry with you and help you pick up the pieces and put them back in place. I can't tell you who you are. I can only be the best friend you have ever had.
♥Steff♥	Dec 4 2009 2:10 AM Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.wholikesu.net/photos/3232799.html?b=4&w=46
Dan	Dec 3 2009 9:09 PM You were so hilarious on Chicago radio just now giving one-word answers to everything you were asked. The hosts completely didn't get it which made it even funnier. They couldn't wait to get rid of you and move on, yet they're still complaining about you and taking negative calls when you've been gone for 30 minutes already. I bet this is the most exciting thing to ever happen on that show. You are a genius!
Alisha	Dec 2 2009 3:59 AM Hi gilbert: I hope you had a great day. Love, Alisha
Mürsel Işık	Dec 1 2009 11:20 AM Hello from İstanbul,TURKEY I am sending you my best wishes from İSTANBUL. Kind Regards... Architect&Musician
The Official My Space Page Of : ELVIS MARTINEZ	Dec 1 2009 11:15 AM Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.wholikesu.net/photos/7533530.html?b=4&w=46
Steve Manson	Dec 1 2009 4:11 AM Hi, I want you to think about the information I have given you here, and may you enjoy your life always. This is the beginning of a new day. You have been given this day to use as you will. You can waste it or use it for good. What you do today is important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it. When tomorrow comes, this day will be gone forever; in its place is something that you have left behind... let it be something good. I wish you great success always, your a true friend.
Slasher:Greaser and Maggot	Nov 30 2009 9:07 PM Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/7484246.html?b=4&w=46
missy	Nov 30 2009 11:02 AM Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/5191905.html?b=4&w=46
Steve Manson	Nov 26 2009 5:58 AM BELIEVE IN YOURSELF There may be days when you get up in the morning and things aren't the way you had hoped they would be. That's when you have to tell yourself that things will get better. There are times when people disappoint you and let you down. But those are the times when you must remind yourself to trust your own judgments and opinions, to keep your life focused on believing in yourself. There will be challenges to face and changes to make in your life, and it is up to you to accept them. constantly keep yourself headed in the right direction for you. It may not be easy at times, but in those times of struggle you will find a stronger sense of who you are. So when the days come that are filled with frustration and unexpected responsibilities, remember to believe in yourself and all you want your life to be. Because the challenges and changes will only help you to find the goals that you know are meant to come true for you. Keep Believing in Yourself
frank	Nov 25 2009 3:47 PM have a great thanksgiving for christ sake !!!
Ultradisc Online Now!	Nov 23 2009 8:33 PM If you or anyone you know needs CD and DVD Replication or Duplication, please let us know. Thanks! www.ultradisc.com
Kellie Jaxson - twitter.com/kelliejaxson	Nov 23 2009 3:05 PM Hi Gilbert Gottfried! Thank you so much for being a part of my world! Feel free checking out my profile and listening to my tracks. I'd be very happy if you leave me a comment or message so I get to know you better. Love, Kellie
DEATHPUNX MOB	Nov 22 2009 2:49 AM You are one of the funniest mf's ever - you're not going fuckin bowling Ralph almost killed me and sorry that my buddy Kevin took your demo vid from Sony - but it was hella funny! Uncle Monster
Nice As Pie	Nov 21 2009 7:17 PM It’s a real pleasure to meet you Gilbert ~ And a very warm welcome to our friends~ Wishing you a FUN Weekend ~ Luv/Regards… Steve & Nice As Pie.
Michael's Official MySpace [Everyone Welcome]	Nov 20 2009 4:54 AM Oh God, it's Gilbert...
AMOUR et AMITIE FOREVER !	Nov 15 2009 6:08 AM Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/1520373.html?b=4&w=46
Brian	Nov 12 2009 10:45 PM Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/3122262.html?b=4&w=46
Bombscare	Nov 10 2009 12:44 AM whatsup? thanks for the add by the way
The Voblex	Nov 9 2009 2:05 PM why did the chosen person cross the road? to collect taxes, extend a peace wall and to manipulate financial institutions.
Tears in the Ashes	Nov 9 2009 4:52 AM Gilbert, Thanks for your support! Wishing you continued success! Kindest Regards, ~Rosalie Lorean
Ben Sturgell	Nov 9 2009 3:13 AM Thanks for the add! I'd love to hear what you think about my music. Keep checkin' my page for upcoming shows and updates! Next show in Nashville will be Sat, Nov 14th @ the grand opening of a new music venue, Center Stage. Hope you can make it out. Keep in touch....Ben.

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