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Gilbert Gottfried

		The REAL Gilbert Gottfried....I THINK Male 102 years old NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK United States Last Login: 11/29/2009

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Gilbert Gottfried's Interests

General	Visit my website at www.GILBERTGOTTFRIED.com Check "Movies".
Music	Gee, that Motzart had some catchy stuff. It's very easy to dance to.
Movies	Nothing I can mention on this site where children are looking, but the movies usually come to me wrapped in brown paper.
Television	Yes, I have one.
Books	I've read some.
Heroes	I don't know. Who was that guy in the cape?
Groups:	Howard Stern, tHe SuNdAy FuNnIeS!, SF'N Space View All Gilbert Gottfried's Groups

Gilbert Gottfried's Details

Status:	Swinger
Here for:	Networking
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Palermo, Italy
Body type:	6' 4" / Body builder
Ethnicity:	Native American
Religion:	Hindu
Zodiac Sign:	Pisces
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes
Education:	Post grad
Occupation:	Actor / Commedian
Income:	$250,000 and Higher

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Gilbert Gottfried Productions Inc.
New York, NY US

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Clips from the CD/DVD:
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Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet someone that would like to buy my DVD "Gilbert Gottfried Dirty Jokes". Looks, sexual preferences and income not important (well, enough of an income to buy the DVD).

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Steve Manson	Nov 26 2009 5:58 AM BELIEVE IN YOURSELF There may be days when you get up in the morning and things aren't the way you had hoped they would be. That's when you have to tell yourself that things will get better. There are times when people disappoint you and let you down. But those are the times when you must remind yourself to trust your own judgments and opinions, to keep your life focused on believing in yourself. There will be challenges to face and changes to make in your life, and it is up to you to accept them. constantly keep yourself headed in the right direction for you. It may not be easy at times, but in those times of struggle you will find a stronger sense of who you are. So when the days come that are filled with frustration and unexpected responsibilities, remember to believe in yourself and all you want your life to be. Because the challenges and changes will only help you to find the goals that you know are meant to come true for you. Keep Believing in Yourself
frank	Nov 25 2009 3:47 PM have a great thanksgiving for christ sake !!!
Ultradisc	Nov 23 2009 8:33 PM If you or anyone you know needs CD and DVD Replication or Duplication, please let us know. Thanks! www.ultradisc.com
Kellie Jaxson - twitter.com/kelliejaxson	Nov 23 2009 3:05 PM Hi Gilbert Gottfried! Thank you so much for being a part of my world! Feel free checking out my profile and listening to my tracks. I'd be very happy if you leave me a comment or message so I get to know you better. Love, Kellie
DEATHPUNX MOB	Nov 22 2009 2:49 AM You are one of the funniest mf's ever - you're not going fuckin bowling Ralph almost killed me and sorry that my buddy Kevin took your demo vid from Sony - but it was hella funny! Uncle Monster
Nice As Pie	Nov 21 2009 7:17 PM It’s a real pleasure to meet you Gilbert ~ And a very warm welcome to our friends~ Wishing you a FUN Weekend ~ Luv/Regards… Steve & Nice As Pie.
Michael's Official MySpace [Everyone Welcome]	Nov 20 2009 4:54 AM Oh God, it's Gilbert...
AMOUR et AMITIE FOREVER ! Online Now!	Nov 15 2009 6:08 AM Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/1520373.html?b=4&w=46
Brian	Nov 12 2009 10:45 PM Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/3122262.html?b=4&w=46
Bombscare	Nov 10 2009 12:44 AM whatsup? thanks for the add by the way
The Voblex	Nov 9 2009 2:05 PM why did the chosen person cross the road? to collect taxes, extend a peace wall and to manipulate financial institutions.
Tears in the Ashes	Nov 9 2009 4:52 AM Gilbert, Thanks for your support! Wishing you continued success! Kindest Regards, ~Rosalie Lorean
Ben Sturgell	Nov 9 2009 3:13 AM Thanks for the add! I'd love to hear what you think about my music. Keep checkin' my page for upcoming shows and updates! Next show in Nashville will be Sat, Nov 14th @ the grand opening of a new music venue, Center Stage. Hope you can make it out. Keep in touch....Ben.
Steve Manson	Nov 7 2009 10:46 PM The Turkey shot out of the Oven The turkey shot out of the oven and rocketed into the air, it knocked every plate off the table and partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a corner and burst with a deafening boom, then splattered all over the kitchen, completely obscuring the room. It stuck to the walls and the windows, it totally coated the floor, there was turkey attached to the ceiling, where there'd never been turkey before. It blanketed every appliance, it smeared every saucer and bowl, there wasn't a way I could stop it, that turkey was out of control. I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure, and thought with chagrin as I mopped, that I'd never again stuff a turkey with popcorn that hadn't been popped.
Steve Manson	Nov 1 2009 5:40 PM FRIENDS Friends answer your needs before their own. You come to them with your hunger, And they satisfy you with peace. That's how friends are. Friends let you speak your mind, Without worrying what their thoughts will be. Friends know when you are silent, They need to listen your heart. Friends share the joy and the pain. They know about desire and rejection. Friends allow you to be who you are, Without expectations of who you should be. Friends don't come with a purpose, They don't come with a plan. They come to enlighten your spirit, They come to brighten your heart. They come to give you a hand when needed And expect nothing in return. It is the little things that friends do. Like fill your heart with pleasure, hope and joy. AAHH... The Sweetness Of Friendsip There can be no price placed on Friendship It has once been told. For Friendships are worth far more than gold.
Carter	Oct 31 2009 9:45 PM go back on the stern show
Steve Manson	Oct 29 2009 3:16 AM CHANGES IN LIFE In every change that you experience in life, there will be times when you'll wonder if you can endure. But you'll learn that facing each difficulty one by one isn't so hard. It's when you don't deal with a situation that it sometimes comes back to confront you again. Changes are sometimes very painful, but they teach us that we can endure and that we can become stronger. Everything that comes into your life has a purpose, but the outcome is in your hands by the action you take. Be wise with your life, be willing to endure, and always be willing to face life's challenges.
The Socialites / Mark Clear - NEW SONGS ON ITUNES	Oct 28 2009 8:52 PM We Appreicate Your Friendship. Hope Your Having a Great Week! We Would Love to Hear from You, Even if Our Principles are not Your Cup of Tea.... Cheers, Mark Clear Rock & Roll Manifesto b/w Morning Girl on THC Records Now Available On ITUNES / AMAZON
WWW.MILEYCYRUSTOUR09.COM	Oct 28 2009 6:10 PM FANS BIKINI CONTEST 4 STARTING ON 11/13! We are having our Fans Bikini Contest 4 at www.bikiniwall.info starting Nov 13 and will run until Dec. 13. Prizes will go to to the winner and the value will be at least $200 (We're not Hawaiian Tropic!). Only 9 spots are available so if you want to enter, send your best bikini pic to rp@bikiniwall.info and in the subject line, put the words "I want to enter". Please tell all your friends to vote for you.-RP
Joyce, the bubble blowing granny	Oct 26 2009 1:51 AM Thanks for the add Gilbert.
Melanie C. Jordan	Oct 26 2009 12:41 AM Thank you Gilbert Gottfried for supporting "Imagine " Art Magazine. http://www.soulfulpen.com
Steve Manson	Oct 21 2009 2:46 AM Thanks for being my Friend A friend is the one who tells you the truth regardless of the cost, A friend will help you find the thing's you'd given up as lost A friend will never put you down or make you feel alone, He'll smile and try to comfort you 'cause together you have grown A friend is the one who picks you up when you've fallen on the ground, A friend is the one whose voice at night is a welcome, warming sound So when you think you're on your own and wish you had a helping hand, Remember, a friend is the one who, when you cry, will always understand Because the world is full of people who will laughingly pretend, But, when it's said and done you're lucky if you've got a friend ...
The Voblex	Oct 18 2009 2:17 PM why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from the dirty jew
20 GRIT	Oct 17 2009 12:01 AM Just stop in by.
Droogie	Oct 16 2009 8:29 PM Gilbert! God dammit. You've ruined my childhood. Everytime I watch Aladdin, all I can think of is Iago saying "stick your finger in my cunt!"

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