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About me: Promoters! Jake is currently taking bookings! To book Jake this Spring/Summer, check out the blog for more information!
Check out Jake's official, non-My Space site at: www.pinfalls.com
This is Jake the Snake's *OFFICIAL* website.
While we appreciate your interest, please DO NOT e-mail and ask if this is really Jake's site. We seem to be asked this question multiple times every day. Check out the photos, text and video blog for provenance ... that should answer any questions you may have regarding the validity of this site.
As featured on WWE.com, Wikipedia and various other pro wrestling sites, welcome to the authorized & official My Space site of wrestling legend, Jake "The Snake" Roberts.
Scroll down for more photos, Jake's poetry, booking information and autograph requests!
Upcoming appearances:
JIM ROSE CIRCUS vs JAKE THE SNAKE ROBERTS Tour!!!! Guest starring SiNN BoDHi (Formerly KiZARNY of WWE Smackdown) and Bebe The Circus Queen!!!
Once upon a time in the Garden of Eden a Snake was responsible for creating Original Sin… And now history repeatz itself, and again, a Snake iz responsible for creating Original SiNN!!! Will the student become the teacher under the big top tent of a madman…
WEST COAST DATES...the rest of the tour will be posted soon…
PRETTY GIRLS,WRESTLING,AMAZING CIRCUS STUNTS AND A ..............FIST FIGHT
Jim Rose Circus Tour Dates:
July 3 - Longview, WA - Cadillac Island Casino
July 5 - Kennewick, WA - Island Casino
July 7 - Portland - Wonder Ballroom
July 8 - Seattle - Showbox
July 9 - Spokane - Knitting Factory
July 11 - Boise - Knitting Fact
July 12 - Salt Lake City - Club Vegas
July 14 - Reno - New Oasis
July 15 - Sacramento - Orangevale the Boardwalk
July 16 - San Fran - DNA Lounge
July 18 - Santa Ana - Galaxy
July 19 - San Diego - Canes
July 20 - Los Angeles - troubadour
July 23 - Dallas (The Loft)
July 24 - Shreveport (The Riverside Warehouse)
July 25 - Austin (The Parish)
July 26 - Beaumont (Scout Bar)
July 28 - New Orleans (One Eyed Jacks)
July 29 – Little Rock, AR – Juanita’s
July 31- Memphis, TN- New Daisy
August 1 Murfreesboro, TN- Club 527
Aug-02 Louisville, KY- Headliner's Music Hall
Aug-03 Lexington, KY - The Dame
Aug-05 Atlanta, GA - Masquerade
Aug-07 Columbia,SC - Headliner's
Aug-08 Charleston, SC - Music Farm
Aug 09 Greenboro, NC - Greene Street
Aug 10 Richmond, VA - Canal Club Downstairs
Aug 11 Virginia Beach, VA Peppermint Beach Club
Aug 13 West Chester, PA The Note
Aug 14 Brooklyn, NY Music Hall
Aug 15 Cambridge, MA Middle East Underground
Aug 16 Portland, ME The Music Hall
More dates coming soon...
Snake photos!
Jake received birthday greetings and gifts from My Space friends: May 30, 2008.
Jake & Hector Guerrero
Jake & Jimmy Golden aka Bunkhouse Buck
Jake & Scott Hall -- Evansville, IN, October 6, 2007
Best friends, on a journey & hopefully coming back soon!
Jake & Joe & Lauren
Photos of Jake opening birthday cards from My Spacers (May 30, 2007):
Jake and his publicist, Chris Yandek; Labor Day weekend, 2007.
Check out Chris Yandek's exclusive interview with Jake by clicking on the photo of Chris and Jake:
SNAKE BOOKINGS
If you are interested in booking Jake "The Snake" for your event, please e-mail your name, organization, phone number and e-mail address to: farmgirl@atlantic.net
PLEASE NOTE: THIS E-MAIL IS FOR BOOKING INQUIRIES *ONLY*
To insure that your request is given proper attention, in the SUBJECT of your e-mail, please state: "booking." Your request will be processed as soon as possible.
SNAKE MAIL
Jake loves to hear from his fans. Please direct all fan mail through MY SPACE e-mail.
NOTE: all fan letters are appreciated yet due to the large amount of e-mails received on a daily basis, it is not possible to issue a personal response to each and every e-mail. Thanks for understanding.
SNAKE STATEMENT
SNAKE AUTOGRAPHS
Check out the photo section for a wide variety of classic images and avoid all the fake autographs out there by getting your signed memorabilia straight from the source.
Autographed photos are available as are special orders upon request (ie your item); please e-mail for additional information.
SNAKE AUCTIONS
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What winning bidders have said: "BID W/CONFIDENCE. Phone call was 100% Jake and 100% amazing. I would do it again!"
SNAKE VIDEO
Check out Jake's video section to see a hapless victim running afoul of a DDT.
Want to see the entire 20 minute match on DVD? Mail for ordering details.
SNAKE PROSE
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone.
I cannot put my finger on it now,
the child is grown
the dream is gone.
Now I have become
COMFORTABLY NUMB.
A WOMAN
Billy Graham's wife of 64 years.
Sensational Sherri, at 49.
One's trip nurtured and manicured
Another an almost unreachable rugged trail.
The second no less a woman or a loving lady.
One lady shined in diamonds.
The other had jagged sharp and razor edges.
God decided he needed them both.
One built and delivered by faith.
The other created, haunted, and driven by pain.
Different no doubt, but both still the same.
SHERRI
You glistened when I met you in 1974
33 years of sharing, shards of time.
Your friendship, fellow wrestler, lovers,
and a hell of a lot more.
Forgive me, but why didn't you wait for me?
Love always,
Aurelian
Thieves of Dreams
By
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
What do they steal? Why do they steal? Haven't they their own?
Where?
Everywhere some child or innocent one has left them unprotected Not of ignorance or shallow thinking They aren't hidden due to love Hope and a sincere belief in all men There would be no need to bury them in dark, cold holes Where no life could possibly spring from their loved thoughts Wouldn't ever feel a need to lock them away either
What does a thief gain? Unfortunately even the most ignorant Vile and irresponsible idiot can gain from dreamers
How?
By aligning or shadowing those innocent, child-like, free and naive That have proved to be gifted in any area Stealth like and patiently they wait for an idea Or gift they have no right to claim Consuming and copying whatever has been offered up by those still free enough Inside to dream
When?
Every moment, every second day in and day out Throughout mankind it will never end for those selected few who have been chosen Or bestowed the honor
It is a fantastic and horrid breath that utters hope That this love should be shared Not raped or stolen?
My wish is not to punish the thieves But simply be given a chance to dream or not
When I die, I feel it won't be from another's sword But by the unstoppable heartbeat of dreams
My own?
SNAKE HISTORY
Before it became just another wrestling hold, the DDT was the simultaneously the most feared and popular finisher in wrestling.
Current fans would probably balk at the idea of someone being put away with a DDT while 10 years ago, it was one of the most anticipated moves of the night. Jake "The Snake" Roberts is not only the innovator but the master of the DDT and while many variations of the hold have been utilized over the years, no one has ever been able to duplicate Roberts' speed, ingenuity in execution, snapping motion or overall effectiveness of the DDT.
Through his in-ring presence and accute, seldom replicated ring psychology, Roberts connected emotionally with the audience through his strong--yet always dark--persona.
THE SNAKE HISSES
--These are vipers...Now, what's interesting about these fellas here is ... the mortality rate ... (if you are bitten) 95% of the time you won't live. What a great
system, huh? That way you're not a loser for sure.
--There are different kinds of people in the world. There's innovators like myself and Damien. And there's imitators like the rest of you jokers out there that think you're man enough to handle what we got to deliver.
--How can you have any idea where I'm headed when you don't know where I've been?
--You have a lot of people that come out here ... and scream and holler. I don't have to scream because a long time ago, I learned one thing: if a man has enough power, he can speak softly and everyone will listen.
--Mean Gene Okerlund: Normally, what does the snake eat?
--Jake Roberts: Chickens, rabies ... small children.
--...I got bit and that's something you never get used to. Believe me, I've been bitten probably 15 or 20 times and it's still a rush.
--...I don't play the game, I don't watch the game. The DDT and I, we rule the game, my man.
--You see, the snake and I are very much alike. Number one, we both like the feel f flesh. Number two, the taste of crimson red drives us into a frenzy.
--It's a shame people can't do one thing that snakes do and that's shed skin.
--A friend is the worst enemy you can have because you trust that person. If you don't trust anyone, they can't hurt you.
--Ever since the beginning of time, the snake has been around. Ask Eve, right? She trusted one.
Hello Jake, I am glad to see that you are doing good. Some of your pics take me back to when wrestling told a story and was fun to watch. I sure miss those days.
Hello My Precious Friend's and Family's, The weekend's is here once again and I'm really thankful for the weekend's is here that I can kick back and relax with all of my precious friend's and family's that I love so dearly in my heart and forever I do would like for all of my precious one's to have an blessed and wondful weekend's with the love of god our father and I that loves you all. Take care and have an blessed safe weekend's and may god be with all of my precious friend's and family's that I have cherish you all into my heart upon our father's love for you and the precious family's that I love.
Ya guest what I got up this morning and guest what happen to me I got blessed this morning by our awesome father this is an beautiful morning that I ever seen and the most of all is to see all of my precious Brother's and Sister's that I love so dearly is more beautiful then ever and you alway's do every signel day of my life my precious one's I would like to blessed you all with the most beautiful up comming weekend's and think of me because you are alway's in my heart and soul every signel day of my life my precious friend's and family's you are the most wonderful blessing that I ever been blessed by god our father that loves us all. So my precious friend's and family's I would like to bless you all with the most wonderful lovely day to you and the precious family's with the love of my heart that goes out to all of my precious take care and have an blessed day.
Oh my god ...Oh my god you are the blessing of my life Oh my god you are my heavenly father that I'm here to praise you every signel day of my life Oh my god you are my love of my life my precious one's this is the best blessing of my life that I got up this morning and I have seen how beautiful today is and everyday of my life and the most of all is to see all of my precious Brother's and Sister's this morning looking so much beautiful today and everyday of my life that I'm here to say that I love you all my precious one's in the love of our father that have blessed into my life upon all of my precious friend's and family's that I have cherish all of my precious one's in my heart and forever I do. My precious friend's and family's I'm here today and everyday to blessed you all with my garden of love from my heart to all of my precious one's and now I would like for you to have the most beautiful and wonderful day that have been blessed into your life upon our father's love for you and I to shared this with other that you love so dearly. Take care and have an blessed a day to you and your precious family's that I love so dearly and may god be with you all.
Good morning my precious friend's and family's how is your morning this morning is a lovely day today and everyday of my life and the most of all is to see all of my precious Brother's and Sister's this morning you all look so lovely to me this morning and every morning of your life that is so special to me to get up and see all of my precious Brother's and Sister's as lovely as you are to me in my life that I'm really thankful to have all of my precious one's in my life. I'm here to blessed all of my precious one's with the most wonderful lovely day that you ever can think of in your life because you all are so special to me in my life that I'm here to say that god our father loves you and so do I so my precious one's Have an blessed and wonderful day with the love of my heart that goes out to all of my precious one's that I love so dearly in my heart and forever I do cherish you all.
Jake,You Are the Greatest!!!Thanx so much for the Friends On Myspace!!!!Join Me In MY Fight for Muscular Dystrophy!!!!From The Coach With The Most!!!!!Coach Mike Jones & NGW NW!!!!!!!!!!!4-life
Showing much love cames from the heart where it is blessed by our heavenly father that I'm really thankful for all of the blessing upon my life to knowing all of my precious Brother's and Sister's that I love and cherish so dearly in my heart and forever I do with the love of my heart to all of my precious Brother's and Sister's.
God my precious father I came to thank you for the most wonderful blessing of my life that I have life once again through your one and beloved son Jesus christ through his love for all of my precious friend's and I that thank you father for all of your love for us. My precious friend's and family's I'm here today to blessed all of my precious one's with the most wonderful beautiful week that our father have blessed us in our life from then until now and on that I'm really thankful to have the most beautiful loving brother's and sister's like you all to me in my life upon our father's love for you and I that I'm here to shared this love from my heart to all of my precious friend's and family's that I have cherish so dearly in my heart and forever I do love all of my precious one's because you are so precious to me. I have came to blessing you and your precious family's with a blessed week and also the most beautiful day of your life that our father has blessed us with the love of my heart to all precious one's.
Smile take a picture because you are all precious to me and well alway's be in my heart and soul with the love of our father that love all of his precious childre's and so do I that love all of my precious friend's and family's that I have cherish so dearly in my heart and now I would like to blessed all of my precious one's with an blessed Sunday and also a lovely day with the love of my heart to all of my precious one's
Thanks for re-adding me, Jake The Snake. I am a hugh fan of your back in days when it used to be WWF and NOW WWE. Until then, enjoy your 4th of July weekend :D
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