Some call me ... Redneck Genius

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  • Some call me ... Redneck Genius

  • 42 / Male
  • Georgia, US
  • Last Login: 7/10/2009

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Interests

  • General

    We offer: Weather reports • Tech support • Quotations • Hides • Revivals • Marriages • Sermons • Custom wood products • Graphic arts • Ammo • New & used guns • Sarcasm • Mud • MP3s • Public relations • Marketing • Advice • Lodge furniture • Books • Roadkill • Fish frys • Pet rocks • Riots - quelled or started • Tours • Counseling • Funerals • Bourbon tasting • Photography • Consulting • Beer sampling • Humor columns • Smoked goat, pork, deer and turkey • Fried rattlensake & softshell turtle • Sawdust • Varmint removal • Cheese grits • Guided hunting & fishing • Tests • Public speakers • Random observations • Private ceremonies• Cremations and Dead Lawyers by special arrangement
  • Music

    www.Irock109.com Live DJs. Chat (where I can sometimes be found). Make requests, really. MOLLY HATCHET! DAC. Cactus. Mothers Finest. CCR. Georgia Satellites. Dan Baird. Def Leppard. Judas Priest. Krokus. The Doobie Bros. The Fabulous Thunderbirds. Hayseed Dixie. Kentucky Headhunters. Marshall Tucker. Ozark Mountain Daredevils. SRV. Tom Petty. Pink Floyd. Accept. ZZ Top.

    Metal. Rock. Southern Fried Rock. Hair metal. Blues. Jazz, esp. Dixieland Jazz. Longhair classical. Rock opera. Dr. Demento. Anything with a decent beat and prefer some screaming guitar.
  • Movies

    M*A*S*H, LOTR, Mystery Men, Clockwork Orange, Brazil, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Star Wars, Cotton Patch Gospel, The Last Emperor
  • Television

    Red Dwarf, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Dr. Who, nature documentaries, Bizarre Foods, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters
  • Books

    SF grand masters (all of 'em). Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, humor. John Brunner, Frank Herbert, Asimov, Heinlein, but I already said Grand Masters.
  • Heroes

    Ordinary people who do extraordinary things and then are embarrassed when they get attention for it.

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Body type: 5' 11" / More to love!
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Smoke: No
  • Education: Grad / professional school
  • Occupation: genius

Companies

  • Multi Myriad Productions ff

    • Southeast United States US
    • de boss
    since 1985

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About me:

It is not religion that is at fault. It is the people who practice religion who must be held accountable.

I practice faith, not religion.

.. I'd tell you to read my blog, but then if you did, you'd get mad and flame me. So.

READ MY BLOG!

I am a full time editor and freelance writer. I'm especially interested in interviewing musicians (especially SOUTHERN ROCKERS!), hunters, other writers, fishermen and anyone who has something worthwhile to say no matter what it is. You say it. I'll write it and a find a place to publish it.

Just so you know, I hunt, fish, praise God and believe the right to bear arms means if you wanna tote an Uzi, go buy one and tote it.

I didn't get to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

There's room for all God's critters. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I don't judge people. I'm not gonna condone or condemn you if what you do doesn't affect me (unless I say it's OK) and you treat children properly. You don't need my permission to be who you are.

Short. Round. Author. Writer. Photographer. Hunter. Fisherman. Evangelist. Editor. Not necessarily in this particular order, except for the short and round part.

Above average intelligence with a liking for anything that proves interesting. Am told I have a sense of humor, which must be the case because I make women laugh all the time.

There's plenty more, but that covers the basics. Questions, comments, observations, cash donations, threats, lemme know.

hand ABATE of Georgia

Dedicated to the freedom of the road - We ride. We decide.
.. Run 'em
til they squeal

.. .. Gun - Pistol gun bdsm BDSM Symbol myspace comments
Redneck Comments

Who I'd like to meet:

People who interest me. You should be intelligent, i.e. not activey stupid, deliberately a fool or intentionally moronic.

Looks, political persuasion, ethnicity, religion, none of that matters provided you are smart enough to know you don't know everything. If you have an open mind, that rocks. If you have a closed mind, lemme get you a rock.

God didn't make us all the same, so don't try to fit me into your mold. He does have a sense of humor after all.

However! If you happen to be one of those few people who does know everything, be prepared to prove it or don't bother contacting me.

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