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Music
www.Irock109.com Live DJs. Chat (where I can sometimes be found). Make requests, really.
MOLLY HATCHET! DAC. Cactus. Mothers Finest. CCR. Georgia Satellites. Dan Baird. Def Leppard. Judas Priest. Krokus. The Doobie Bros. The Fabulous Thunderbirds. Hayseed Dixie. Kentucky Headhunters. Marshall Tucker. Ozark Mountain Daredevils. SRV. Tom Petty. Pink Floyd. Accept. ZZ Top.
Metal. Rock. Southern Fried Rock. Hair metal. Blues. Jazz, esp. Dixieland Jazz. Longhair classical. Rock opera. Dr. Demento. Anything with a decent beat and prefer some screaming guitar.
Movies
M*A*S*H, LOTR, Mystery Men, Clockwork Orange, Brazil, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Star Wars, Cotton Patch Gospel, The Last Emperor
Television
Red Dwarf, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Dr. Who, nature documentaries, Bizarre Foods, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters
Books
SF grand masters (all of 'em). Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, humor. John Brunner, Frank Herbert, Asimov, Heinlein, but I already said Grand Masters.
Heroes
Ordinary people who do extraordinary things and then are embarrassed when they get attention for it.
It is not religion that is at fault. It is the people who practice religion who must be held accountable.
I practice faith, not religion.
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I'd tell you to read my blog, but then if you did, you'd get mad and flame me. So.
READ MY BLOG!
I am a full time editor and freelance writer. I'm especially interested in interviewing musicians (especially SOUTHERN ROCKERS!), hunters, other writers, fishermen and anyone who has something worthwhile to say no matter what it is. You say it. I'll write it and a find a place to publish it.
Just so you know, I hunt, fish, praise God and believe the right to bear arms means if you wanna tote an Uzi, go buy one and tote it.
I didn't get to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
There's room for all God's critters. Right next to the mashed potatoes.
I don't judge people. I'm not gonna condone or condemn you if what you do doesn't affect me (unless I say it's OK) and you treat children properly. You don't need my permission to be who you are.
Short. Round. Author. Writer. Photographer. Hunter. Fisherman. Evangelist. Editor. Not necessarily in this particular order, except for the short and round part.
Above average intelligence with a liking for anything that proves interesting. Am told I have a sense of humor, which must be the case because I make women laugh all the time.
There's plenty more, but that covers the basics. Questions, comments, observations, cash donations, threats, lemme know.
Dedicated to the freedom of the road - We ride. We decide.
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Run 'em til they squeal ..
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Redneck Comments
Who I'd like to meet:
People who interest me. You should be intelligent, i.e. not activey stupid, deliberately a fool or intentionally moronic.
Looks, political persuasion, ethnicity, religion, none of that matters provided you are smart enough to know you don't know everything. If you have an open mind, that rocks. If you have a closed mind, lemme get you a rock.
God didn't make us all the same, so don't try to fit me into your mold. He does have a sense of humor after all.
However! If you happen to be one of those few people who does know everything, be prepared to prove it or don't bother contacting me.
If that IS a reality...I wanna hang out with you and your friends... I'll bet your smokin and drinkin parties are WAY more entertaining than my, dancing on the table, tequila shooting, clothing losing, girls gone wild friends!
It is another instance of Chameleon words.. The Party last night was a Blast... He had a Blow-Out of a party This party blows... and GOD FORBID ....Blow Me!
Words are fuuny little creatures, Chameleon's of sorts. "My chair is not fireproof." Do they call you the Fireman? Did yesterday's burrito's catch up with you? Does my site chap your ass? Is my site the gateway to Hell? Or, do you fear internal combustion, by the mere presence of my "AMAZING LADY" grandeur?!?!
The REASON, Mr. Redneck Genius, is because you said, "Socratic." Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh, turns me on just typing it! You'll notice a form of that adjective used in my "About Me" section...
How 'bout THAT for a reason to add ya! Of course, it could bw because you are a friend of my buddy, Dennis Phillips (Redneck Jedi....OOoooOooooHHhhh, I said, "JEDI!")
Hate to leave good company, but I need a cigarette!!!!
Any truth to this? I consider you one of those independent press people. It's especially irking that they used GA for Gaza. Georgians should be the most furious.
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I'll bet your smokin and drinkin parties are WAY more entertaining
than my, dancing on the table, tequila shooting, clothing losing,
girls gone wild friends!
It is another instance of Chameleon words..
The Party last night was a Blast...
He had a Blow-Out of a party
This party blows...
and GOD FORBID ....Blow Me!
It was a booming good time..
I am crackin' myself up.....
Jun 5 2009 7:40 PM
"My chair is not fireproof."
Do they call you the Fireman?
Did yesterday's burrito's catch up with you?
Does my site chap your ass?
Is my site the gateway to Hell?
Or, do you fear internal combustion, by the mere presence of my "AMAZING LADY" grandeur?!?!
A-A-Ah-Ach-bullshit!
YOU ARE A RIOT!
Jun 5 2009 4:22 PM
Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh, turns me on just typing it!
You'll notice a form of that adjective used in my "About Me" section...
How 'bout THAT for a reason to add ya!
Of course, it could bw because you are a friend of my buddy, Dennis Phillips (Redneck Jedi....OOoooOooooHHhhh, I said, "JEDI!")
Hate to leave good company, but I need a cigarette!!!!
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Any truth to this? I consider you one of those independent press people. It's especially irking that they used GA for Gaza. Georgians should be the most furious.
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Btw, saw your chilluns at camp service last night.... there is just something about their worship that touches a special place in my heart.