Return to Oz, The Warriors, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Go, Dune, Atomic Cafe, Hackers, Endless Waltz, Airbourne, Bottle Rocket, Dr. Strangelove, Heathers, Forbidden Zone, Happiness, PCU, Rushmore, Pretty In Pink, Rules of Attraction, Desperado, Slacker, Citizen Kane, Mant!, Quadrophenia, Brain Candy, Airheads, Raising Arizona, Weird Science, Woody Allen, Ed Wood Jr., John Waters, Tim Burton, James Cagney, Edward G. Robinson, Peter Lorre, Orson Welles and zombies.
Television
Don't watch it! But if I did it would be Always Smelly in Smellydelphia, Kids in the Hall, or Nova!
Books
the black panther coloring book, scribblings, classic literature, urban and dramatic fiction, journalism and the fantastic oscar wilde.
Heroes
Usagi Yojimbo, Edward Kenneth Foster III, Danzig, Mac Tonight, Mr. Munch, SAMO, Kilgore Trout, Ed Wood Jr., Mr. Moonlight, Jello Biafra, Abbie Hoffman, Artax, Chris Farley, Shuya Nanahara, Raoul Duke, Bob Newhart, and VEGETABLE RICH!
"Not everyone deserves to have their head crushed, just 99.99999% of them."
Unionville Hs
Kennett Square, PENNSYLVANIA
Graduated: 2007
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Comic Relief
Minor: Boredom
Clubs: counter-culture movement
2004 to 2007
Salesianum School
Wilmington, DELAWARE
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: Dressing the part
Minor: Magic cards
Clubs: BELIEVE IN JESUS AND DON'T QUESTION THINGS.
2003 to 2004
LISA aka SEXY CHOCOLATE watch your mouth! Posted at 7:47 AM Jan 12 view more
I am original and unique, and I demand constant attention. I'm obsessed with popular culture, beer, and sex. Social networking is my life. I smoke my friends down to the filter. All I ever wanted was a burrow owl, just like my old man. I have no current criminal charges.
Likes: hott bitches that swallow, tearing down "the system", mining the spice, crashing computers, dating your mother, unhealthy amounts of blogging, unflattering photography, pissing you off, experimental music, stealing music, making music, making noise, traveling, fucking shit up, sidewalk surfing, cheese dreaming, perpetuation of lies and nonsense, water fluoridation, serious business, and performance art.
Dislikes: fruit, ponytails, guitar solos, back massages, potheads, old people, and nickelback.
Hopes: overcoming my disease, having lots of children, uncomfortable euphoria.
Fears: puppets, someone understanding my sense of humour, eurotrash.
"Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor."
Who I'd like to meet: my birth parents.
Just talk to me. offsprng588 on livejournal and MikeVeeeeee on AIM. I'm interested in musical culture, skateboarding, time traveling, literacy and breakbeats. Let's get to know you.
can you somehow get ahold of that niagra falls picture for me? you know, the one with your mom and dad? when i got my new phone, i lost that precious lil' gem.
also, i'm pretty sure i'm responsible for 800,000 of the 891,457 views that octopus vs. shark video has. good choice.
FUCK CAPTCHAS! I get my letters mized up sometimes so it wouldn't let me post that comment! What if I were dyslexic? I showed you that very private picture, so I think you should turn that off.
well i already bought it because i thought it'd be here in time...fucking amazon. i have to buy my psychology book (you don't have meyer's 8th edition psychology, do you?) again because it won't be shipped in time so maybe i'll return my sociology book too and just take yours. is there any reason why you might be in town this weekend or do i really have to come to you?
yes please! do it do it! also could you please send me a homing pigeon with your sociology book so i can have it for class tomorrow? i purchased my books too late and won't be getting them for another week. uh oh spagehtti o's!
i'm probably just going to ask you this when i pick you up tonight, but incase i forget and incase you never check your blog comments for the top 5 albums of 2009 post you made, i'm going to ask you here.
what do you think about deerhunter? lame, right? RIGHT? i'm counting on you to back me up on this one because EVERYONE else seems to be a huge fan.
