offthetwig
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‘I also have a bead in my mouth,’ I said.
Female
25 years old
portland, Oregon
United States
Last Login: 11/27/2009
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offthetwig's Interests
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| General | My cats, family and friends, not necessarily in that order but not necessarily in any other order.
Partying where the wild things are, chilling where no one is at all, dancing, walking, listening, talking, reading, writing, drawing, painting.
Sometimes cooking, sometimes cleaning, eating cheese and avocados, smoking cigarettes, smoking other things, drinking water and coffee and gin, (not all at the same time), being busy, being lazy. | | Music | Songs that make me dance; songs that make me cry. Songs to be sung at karaoke bars. | | Movies | Anything with Kevin Spacey, Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Deep, Bette Davis or Owen Wilson; anything by Alfred Hitchcock, Tarantino, Wes Anderson, or the Cohens.
House of Yes, Snatch, Detroit Rock City, Fern Gulley, old Star Wars, I Heart Huckabees, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Princess Bride, Empire Records, Fight Club, Fifth Element... | | Television | LOST, Battlestar, Freaks & Geeks, The Office, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, True Blood...and oh shut up, America's Next Top Model. | | Books | The Tao; also the Bible, when I'm in a bold mood.
I love mostly ancient crumbling British novels no one has heard of or cares to; but I also love Nabokov, Anne Tyler, Margaret Atwood, F Scott Fitzgerald, Mark Twain,Barbara Kingsolver, Michael Crichton...
Also any number of comic books, most notably Calvin and Hobbes, and a lot of infrequently loved language dictionaries.
| | Heroes | Many persons, most of whom are related to me and none of whom I feel like trying to explain. Also, Hobi, for who can even verbalize it? there is no syntax for twelve years and every piece of growing up.
And wine. Wine is my hero.
Also Bruce Willis. Bruce, if you see this, my apartment is the one full of cats. You like cats, don't you? |
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offthetwig's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Portland | | Body type: | 5' 7" / Slim / Slender | | Religion: | Taoist | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Love kids, but not for me | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Changing my mind every morning. Eating bananas. |
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offthetwig cheshire-esque, a real face splitter, in short a grin to end all grins. Posted at 10:26 PM Nov 19
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About me:
The amount of clever and meaningful things I’ve said for the video camera in my short lifetime kind of makes me want to curl into a ball and hope no one ever puts them all together in one place.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Whoever I'm going to.
Maybe Owen Wilson?
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