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Oh Carella
Post punk / Industrial / Glam

you suck = i spit



SAN DIEGO, California
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Member Since10/15/2004
Band Websitestraponsweetie.com
Band Members there's no band here [nope]


Influences
TURBOVULVA: Fanci Pantie Parlor



ESSENTIALS

+ Thrill Kill Kult
+ Eno
+ T Rex
+ Syd Barrett
+ Bowie
+ Stooges
+ Shout At The Devil
+ Ministry
+ Velvet Underground
+ Gary Numan
+ Blondie
+ Jane's Addiction
+ Missing Persons
+ NY Dolls
+ Nitzer Ebb
+ Dead Boys
+ The Cure
+ The Nymphs
+ The Runaways
+ Andrew Wood
+ Mother Love Bone
+ Billy Idol
+ Bauhaus
+ Kraftwerk
+ The Doors
+ Ramones
+ Sex Pistols
+ Placebo
+ Roxy Music
+ Velvet Goldmine
+ Christian Death
+ Skinny Puppy
+ London After Midnight
+ Suzi Quatro
+ Adam Ant
+ Nina Hagen
+ Suicide
+ Joan Jett
+ Sweet
+ Joy Division
+ Neu!
+ Manson
+ NIN
+ The Furs
+ The Cars
+ Cheap Trick
+ EVOL
+ make-up KISS
+ 12 Rounds
+ old Alice Cooper
+ Sisters Of Mercy
+ Front 242
+ Stones
+ Beatles
+ Dylan
+ Kinks
+ Devo
+ Purple Rain

+ Queen
+ Siouxsie
+ Out Of The Cellar
+ Richard Hell
+ James St. James
+ Cockney Rebel
+ Daisy Chainsaw
+ Slade

+ Medusa's (Chicago)
+ 1000 Liquors
+ Z Channel
+ Riefenstahl My Lovely
+ Howard Hughes
+ Fellini
+ Elia Kazan
+ Robert Stigwood
+ David Lynch
+ Eraserhead
+ Gus Van Sant
+ Drugstore Cowboy

+ Russ Meyer
+ Orson Welles
+ Robert Altman
+ Michael Moore
+ Lili Lipscomb
+ Little Darlings
+ Roller Boogie
+ Clara Bow
+ Myrna Loi
+ Ruth Gordon
+ Amanda Lepore
+ Stanley Kubrick
+ Tennessee Williams
+ Hunter S Thompson
+ Where The Buffalos Roam
+ James Baldwin
+ Robert Evans
+ Vincent Gallo
+ Buffalo 66
+ Sean Penn
+ Lydia Lunch
+ William Burroughs
+ Charles Bukowski
+ Salvador Dali
+ Jackson Pollock
+ Magritte
+ Marcel Duchamp
+ Jim Carroll
+ Andy Warhol
+ Dennis Hopper
+ Robert DeNiro
+ Al Pacino
+ Sean Penn
+ River Phoenix
+ Taylor Mead
+ Dennis Leary
+ Rubin Carter
+ Jonas Mekus
+ Everett True
+ Legs McNeil
+ Rodney Bingenheimer
+ Kim Fowley
+ Keith Moon
+ Christopher Walken
+ Philip Seymour Hoffman
+ Edward Norton
+ Gary Oldman
+ Mickey Rourke
+ George Hickenlooper
+ Andy Kaufman
+ Harry Dean Stanton
+ Kenneth Anger
+ llona Staler
+ Penelope Spheeris
+ Edward Murrow
+ Bebe Buell
+ Old Grey Whistle Test
+ Saturday Night Special

+ Basquiat
+ I Shot Andy Warhol
+ Barfly
+ Count Five
+ The Standells
+ Henry Chinaski
+ Suburbia
+ Tree's Lounge
+ Harold & Maude
+ 24 Hour Party People
+ Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls
+ Desperate Teenage Lovedolls
+ LoveDolls Superstar
+ Spirit of '76
+ Flaming Creatures
+ The Wizard Of Oz
+ Another State Of Mind
+ The Metal Years
+ The Punk Years
+ Punk: Attitude
+ Westway To The World
+ NME Originals
+ Big Bad Mama
+ Donnie Darko
+ Filth & The Fury
+ Westway To The Westworld
+ New York Doll
+ Bad Timing
+ Turkish Delight
+ 3 O'Clock High
+ Roller Girl
+ Lipstick
+ Freaks
+ 8 1/2

The Cars Since You're Gone all night with suckers High

+ Pabst Blue Ribbon
+ Big Butt Magazine
+ Non-Brown Booze
+ White Russians
+ 92 oz Witch Doctors at Rio
+ Bloody Mary's
+ Dolls
+ Disco Pillows

+ Guns N Roses
+ Faster Pussycat
+ 1st LA Guns
+ Vain
+ EZO Here It Comes


Sounds Like

mock & capitulate hit from the bottom cabaret with a linear swamp lubricant post-punk without the batcave creepy crawler godzilla boot shit industrial without the whispering or cindy brady tantrums & glam without the camel toe or giant ugly english teeth

[click on these]

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Record LabelFiend Fed Records
Type of LabelIndie


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some of the things i have been painting lately

(some) PRINTS FOR SALE HERE
purchase prints here

right now i'm working on new material
a new collective if you will
where nothing is off limits
& noone is immune
music is like the movies to me
just like they can play any character they wish
so will i regardless of the consequence(s)
but until then....................

i'm from these three places

HOLLYWOOD CHICAGO LAS VEGAS

i don't want to be the queen of any underground
except for staying the fuck away from most of you

as much as i'd like the camera on 24 hours a day
for fact checking purposes
or dropkicking THE HIDE
i like my privacy

& since hollywood showed me the riddle behind the disappointment
of seeing a picture 1st ===> then ====>

meeting the real kermit the frog geek(s) behind the scenes

i left to hide out eternally
or at least for now
i'm done with hollywood & the candy-asses
i need some urban back in my life = some grit
some people who have a fucking spine
where fuck you means fuck you
not let's do lunch (as mr rollins once said)

your mother should NEVER know who i am
unless i somehow skate in her rink
then comes manipulate that i don't or didn't or.......

that's one of the reasons i only fornicate with orphans because

i like the plight of the blank stare
i like the mood
i like stuff like that

somewhere in there
you meet mine

being a(n) historian can suck amongst a tired lot
of understudies searching for the right pair of pants

so so so few really matter in any of this shit
& the rest of you...
as far as this subject goes..... are nothing more than
store-bought
pretenders
to
the
throne



jesus fuck requires rapport

the ones who pretend they can not remember are my favorites

& maybe people as tragic as me are the only way to be

but i can tell you this much

articulation does not reside in a make-up case
it will never be purchased from a clothing rack
& there's definitely no comb to style it into place

i figured that one out while we were playing dress-up
& you video-ed it for a bunch of pansy fuck-up's

you forgot

the secret

is the best

part

with that said

i stroked you
set you straight
you took it
& fucked it up again

as the radio plays

your little lemmings will tell you what you want
but they can't be trusted if their legs aren't spread
for 1-2-3-4
(more macrame whores in the case file)

one for the ever-present pussy swap

i don't associate with many people because i don't fancy
flavors for troglodytes







a beautiful picture + little else = NOTHING
you are as disposable as disposable is

the HUMAN GARBAGE ASSEMBLY LINE applauds you

only the wrong ones breed like rabbits
or didn't you know ??????????

inside is ===> THE DOOR THEY NEVER GET PAST
outside is ==> THE ROADIES TOOK THE STAGE

::: i want(ed) filth diaper maid :::
it takes so little

loving me & hating me embrace the same premise
with different sets of rules which end up the ((same))

the people who say i hate everything forgot to check
<================= that long list over there
& the links below

they confuse i hate everything with i don't like them

an easy mix-up just WAITING to happen



today is the 1st day of whatever i think i can make you into

you might
bitch
whine
& scream along the way

but someday

i will lead
& you will follow
[AND]

you'll admit you were better for it

it's been said that politicians, ugly buildings, & (those) whores all get
respectable if they last long enough but i'm not enamored by the shit

i respect the form because i believe in it

YES ugly IS beautiful but it's still fucking ugly
it's so easy for some of you to forget that

a convenient tool
isn't it ?????

i was weened on divorce, D.R.U.G.S. , 70's glam, Shout At The Devil, Land Of Rape & Honey, late 80's early 90's Wax Trax Records (Confessions Of A Knife), & various other That Total Age companions at the now gone Medusa's (1000 Liquors - nighttrain/brass monkey) in Chicago, give me a texturalist orifice untightly wound in the minimally ornate so a few can quietly indulge in Suzi Quatro fantasies & slightly less refined anything for those lost like junkies & the padding of stroking your favorite used to be a Cure girl because reaching inside her panties & touching just the very last tip with your tongue to trite Yes No Yes cabaret is a better (NO) more potent option

that hidden bubblegum lust

the royalty of rarity

INDEPENDENCE



ENDLESS



A Mexican tranny bar can teach you everything you need to know but you've got to go inside & sometimes the biggest rule-breakers have the most rules & sometimes punks are jock dicks with mohawks especially if they can't get laid & just attempted to buy a drink for a human with a ballsack [it happens] & sensitive garden gnome goth mother fuckers & so on & so on

entertainment procedures

POETRY SUCKS
& NEVER talk about yourself in the 3rd person ::::::::::::: dildo

only church could bore me more

You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded & you're ugly. You're an ugly retard.....& they call you Goon because you're ugly & retarded & you'll always be Goon....Goon Goon Goon. That's what I'm gonna call you for the rest of your life: Goon
[Buffalo 66]




if you want you should go here & watch things


TURBOVULVA @ iTunes




LISTEN (click these)

piss parade
strap-on sweetie
turbovulva
the stooges
the velvet underground
the birthday massacre
saul williams
undercover slut
die mannequin
thrill kill kult
ministry
scarling
daisy chainsaw
all the pretty horses
kill cheerleader
kill memory crash
the faint
new york dolls
syd barrett
nina hagen
egostatic
the nymphs
evil beaver
the drown
punish yourself
bang gang
iamx
tsol
sparks
divine
spinnerette
aesthetic perfection
middle class rut

READ

SCHOOLGIRL & THE TRY-HARD by Carella Ross
VETO DEMOCKRACY by Carella Ross
THE PROBLEM WITH MUSIC by Steve Albini
MORMON MASTURBATION TIPS
DRUGS ARE LIKE THAT
PROTECT & SURVIVE
KLF - The Manual
SCUM Manifesto

i sing, play guitar, bass, & everything else for this outfit

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Nov 24 2009 5:51 PM

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Nov 22 2009 7:26 PM

*thanx for your support*
Hope you liked my mixes
would love to know what you think
~peace
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Nov 19 2009 11:58 PM

Letting all the bass-heads know we've just dropped a MASSIVE DnB album. With tunes from NOAH D, GREMLINZ, THE RIOT, CASTOR & ILL-ESHA, VECTOR BURN, AFLAME, GLITCH, PATTERN RECOGITION and more... it's ALL FIRE!

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Nov 19 2009 7:55 PM

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Nov 19 2009 2:52 PM

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HERE IS A PREVIEW FOR THE UPCOMING STORY 'OUIJA' WHICH IS ONE OF MANY TWISTED RHYMES INSIDE THE NEW LUNACY MACHINE.

OUIJA

Is there someone there? Is there someone there?
Come talk to us tonight.
We’re asking for the dead to speak,
It’s only us . . .my wife and me.
Come tell us how you died.

The oracle moved about the board
A figure-eight reply.
The oracle started slowing down, then stopped . . . above the Y.

Tell us more, tell us more, what brought you here to me?
Tell us how you died tonight.
Tell us when you died tonight.
Tell us what brings you here tonight.
Keep spelling it for me.

The figure eight continues and around the board it moves.
It’s slowing down, it’s slowing down.
Come, spirit, talk to me right now,
Tell us tonight, because we want to know . .
Then the oracle stopped on the letter O.

You’re coming in so very clear,
Now tell us why you’re roaming here, on this dark and stormy night.
Speak to me, speak to me,
Travel through this board to me.
Tell us why you sleep tonight beneath your resting tomb.
Speak to me, speak to me, speak to me now.
Then the oracle stopped on the U.

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Then the oracle stopped on YES.

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Nov 19 2009 11:17 AM

HEY,

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Nov 14 2009 10:18 PM

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