He took to the streets Shouting Pumping his fist in the air A failed comedian Who's one and only joke had just gotten him curious stares The punch line stuck in his mind He'd gone completely blind With insanity He repeated it endlessly Hoping to find a laugh People witnessing his melt down Gained courage And followed Letting out all of their pent up sorrows Eventually He went down in history As the brave man who came out of nowhere To save tomorrow
With his rallying cry
"Bring back Big Fat Hope"
In other words May even your mistakes work out for you fabulously Have an unexpectedly successful rest of the week
Today I tried to get away from the madness of the city Went to a farm to relax Ran across a loud mouth hip hop cow That called himself
"Legend Dairy"
I'll admit, he could milk a beat And his words flowed like butter But his catch phrases "Word to the Udders" And "Moo Over!!!" Came up way too often And The chips he was eating Were suspect, at best While praising his minister, Pastor Eyes He deep branded a tattoo Right before my eyes
Talking about things that "could be Found up In the great round up" His dancer circling around us
I figured I needed to U-Tube These dudes because Who'd believe me?
When his D.J., Udder Lee Closed my laptop and said "Take it easy There is only one brand of computer you can use That will get you through the gateway Ain't that right, 'Mac'?" He motioned to his yes cow knowing full well what he would say
So, I decided to just forget about the whole crazy incident And ask you How was your day?
The House of M would like to thank you for your friendship & support in our battle against DR. WACKTAGON THE AUTO-TUNED VILLAIN... Stay tuned for more mutant adventures against the spread of the "S.W.A.G. Virus" & Global Wacktification!!! We'd also like to invite and encourage you to check out our new video "The Intitative" ~House of Mutants~
Anime Secrets is hosting the second annual Halloween Cosplay Contest! Also returning to help us pull off this event is Funimation, who were our sponsors last year, and provided boxsets to the 1st, 2nd and 3rd place winners. The contest is fairly simple. Email you in your cosplay no later then November 15th, 2009, and wait for results. You have nothing to lose but everything to gain!
If you're interested check out the official contest rules: http://animesecrets.org/contests/halloween2009/rules.html
I look forward to seeing everyone's costumes! It's time to express your inner anime!
Prizes this year: First Place - 3 Boxsets of winner's choosing from Funimation and promotional postcards
Second Place - 2 Boxsets of winner's choosing from Funimation and promotional postcards
Third Place - 1 Boxsets of winner's choosing from Funimation and promotional postcards
*NOTE*: The Contest has been extended to November 15th, 2009. So Please enter before then!
Signed, Drake Anime Secrets The Answer to All Your Burning Questions! http://www.animesecrets.org
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The new True Margrit CD - The Juggler's Progress - is now available for pre-order, along with t-shirts and artwork, photo and drumheads, as we get ready for our monthlong tour of the Great Northwest! Check it out here: http://bit.ly/7Cu8J
Look for us in Washington, Oregon and California between October 15 and November 15, when our tour wraps up with the big show at San Francisco's best rock club, Bottom of the Hill! For the complete show schedule, check here: http://bit.ly/1UgGqQ
Our latest offering's, Shaped By The Sound and Bridge Through Time available TODAY!!!, Sept.9 !!! @ amazon.co.jp, tower.co.jp , HMV.co.jp Peace Destruments..
Greetings from The Dynamics!!! We're playing in your area. Dyna,ics JAPAN tour! Come say hi, we can't wait!! Check our page for towns, places, etc.. hope to see you there! -flab Join us on our Facebook page for free tunes, games, news, etc... http://www.facebook.com/pages/THE-DYNAMICS/44491859955?ref=ts