Saul W B Agricultural School
Philadelphia, PENNSYLVANIA
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Computer Aided Design/Landscape Architecture
Clubs: National Honor Society, Chess Club, FFA... Come to think of it, I don't really want to remember high school.
Role as photojournalist is in conjunction with Defense Information School (DINFOS) training and current military duties. I document U.S. Navy events of interest for military personnel and the public at large. Work appears in media worldwide, targetin
In accordance with formal DINFOS tradition, I'm fully trained and qualified as a radio DJ, journalist, voice-over talent, and weatherperson. I'm also familiar with spot writing and have training in digital audio production. Two years experien
DINFOS trained television skills include but are not limited to: anchoring, audio technical training, field reporting, lighting, linear/non-linear editing, package production and photography. More than three years of combined professional field exper
X Okula's Companies
Ministry of Truth (MINITRUE) London, Airstrip One UK Staff Writer RecDep
1984 - Present
CVS Pharmacy (Ridge Ave.) Philadelphia, PA US Clerk Sales
May 2001 - Feb 2002
Regal Entertainment Group (United Artists, Main St.) Philadelphia, PA US Popcorn Jockey Concessions
About me: They say nice guys finish last. I'd say they were right. Others claim I'm just a late bloomer -- a societal misfit on the sea of life with the best intentions and a broken oar. Also true. What's mostly true, however, is the one simple fact that has haunted me ever since I changed elementary schools, just to avoid completing a diorama: I'm lazy.
Despite my handicap, I've achieved moderate success in this military of ours. My family barely understands what I do, and my friends could hardly care. The simple fact that I HAVE this career is enough to prove myself capable of anything I really put my mind to. Willpower alone will see me to all the milestones I intend to collect: Marriage. Children. A working knowledge of baking. It's all listed right here, in no particular order, for my convenience and yours.
LIFE GOALS
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1) Marry ONCE.
2) Have Children.
3) Be a real FATHER.
4) Earn Degree.
5) Learn to Fly.
6) Learn to play instrument.
7) Live without Debt.
8) Own a business.
9) Raft down the Misssissippi.
10) Hitchhike cross-country.
11) See The World.
12) Write a book.
13) Have a vegetable garden.
14) Hold elected office.
15) Live in Nature.
16) Become Vegetarian.
17) Invent something.
18) Find God.
19) Be remembered.
20) Hang with Angus Oblong. (CHECK!)
Who I'd like to meet: Billy West. I should explain that he's one of my favorite voice actors. If I could do anything with this life while still getting paid, it would be as the voice of a cartoon character.
Mark Hamill: Need I say more?
John Schwarzwelder: Writer of a shit-ton of Simpsons episodes, and the kind of guy who makes steak for breakfast. F-in a.
deploy / 1: To spread out (troops) in line of battle; 2: To move strategically; 3: To extend the front line; 4: Angus Oblong drinks alone. Deployment sucks! Return to me immediately.
So there's this new guy John at work and he reminds me so much of you. Facial features to mannerisms, he could be your stand-in. Anyhow, him showing up at work got me thinking about you. How have things been?
don't forget me on the 21st of this month on FRIDAY THE 21ST AT 10:30PM' TERMINAL 2 THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY OH, WAIT AND DON'T DRINK AT ALL OH, I WILL BE LOST WITHOUT YOU THERE.
Well, you are one up on me because I don't even have pop tarts in my pantry. If you can believe it, my mad cooking skillz are even better now. No real reason, just mad scientist experimentation. I recently made zucchini brownies! yum!
