Yo,yo,yo...what it is niggaratchi? How be yo wife beatin skills? They bess be up to par...cause some times you gots to put the smack down. Roll play,and tell the old lady that your Ike and she's Tina turner! Playing the part of OJ might be to extreme,so stick to playing the part of Ike! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Is it right to crack yourself up? I certainly do hope so...because that shit was hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You finnaly catchin on couzin. The swamp can be a frightning place...full of thick southern madness. Whatch out! Oh christ man...their on to us! AHHHHHHHHHHH!! I gots to go and buy me up some more of them shells. I might actually shoot me a man in a monkey suit!!!
Have you seen it,the little creature? Note:Charles B. Pierce is the coolest motha fucka in the world,home slice o white bread! Keeps it real with them hookers! Some times you gots to slap a hoe!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAA!!!!!
MAD DOG!!! MAD DOG!!! Grab your .357 magnum and start shooting into the god damn floors man!!! This mad dog will never quit!!!!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Run for the jeep...it is your only chance! Where is Tanya...that hot little number...dont let the creature get her!
What up Crenshaw? The local deputy said that I should look you up, and find out just what it is that you know about the Boggy Creek Creature. Well, what in the name of those carnitas that your brother loves so much do you know about the creature? Where is Tanya? How do you sleep at night? Where is the beast, and why don't you have him locked up in a closet? Good god damn man! What tis the meaning of this monstorsity? Keeps it real, and for the love of Charles B. Pierce...keeps it realer than real! Oh shit man! I have got to go...there is this little micro mini pimp at my door! Mother fucker looks like a lucky charm and shit! Even got a fucking perm...mother fucker looks straight up magicly delicious!
