OldCaveMan

Here is my story. I was working on patrol keeping the beasts at bay so the ice choppers could work, it was cold like most of our days. This would be around the time you modern humans would call the iceage, let me tell you is was so cold you were afraid to use the bush because it might freeze and break off! Any way, I was on patrol when a Sabertooth tiger was chasing a young mammoth for its meal and I happened to get in the way at the wrong time.. I got trampled by that little mammoth bad, broke my leg and my club. I was able to hide in a crack in the ice but not before the sabortooth tiger clawwed me a few times, those are big cats! not good for pets. Unable to move muc I had to wait for the big cat to move on. Two days of waiting and it finally left, but not before I had bean frozen in the spot I was sitting. I was stuck and Im not sure how long I was there, but I fell asleep. Frozen in place I never woke up until your present in a strang room made of bright lights and ice that didnt melt. well I figured out that I was dug up in a block of ice and thawed. It was a strange time for me, but I escaped before I was discover and I grabbed all the strange things I could get. Now I am living in a secret place and I figured out your computer thing I had taken with me, and the things I have learned about you all is a bit much to take. I will be heard about my complaints about the way you treat what you consider unintellegent creatures.


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