Old Comedywriter
"It ain't easy being me, but someone's gotta do it."

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48 years old
Longview, WASHINGTON
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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    Old Comedywriter's Interests
GeneralElectronics, photography, computers, ham radio, weather, gardening, and writing - although not necessarily in that order.
MusicAnything with a beat and a message, excluding rap and country western. I also can't stand songs where the singer expresses "deep personal feelings" from the soulful depths of their overactive imaginations.
MoviesSci-fi movies that don't have sci-fi as the main focus. Examples: Pleasantville, Back To The Future, Peggy Sue Got Married, Big, and so on.
TelevisionNon-Seinfeldian humor. Examples: Unusual people in usual situations, like the "Tag Sale" episode of Venture Brothers where scientists and supervillains had a yard sale. Also, usual people in unusual situations, as in the reverse.
BooksOnes that entertain. Nobody likes to read Hawthorne and answer 10 questions on symbolism, foreshadowing, and so on. In a good book, you don't care what the main characters ate for breakfast or what color shirts they wore.
HeroesNot Superman or Batman, neither soldier nor fireman. How about the guy who saved a 911 emergency dispatch center from a crashed phone system, or the guy and his wife who raise a special needs granddaughter.
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     Old Comedywriter's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Here
Body type:5' 10" / Slim / Slender
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:Senior (electronic) systems technician

   Old Comedywriter's Schools
Drexel University
Philadelphia, PA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Electrical engineering/electronics
Minor: Flunking out
Clubs: Amateur Radio club (W3MGF)
 

1977 to 1978
Lincoln Hs
Philadelphia, PA
Graduated: 1977
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Surviving walking past the "Animal Hall"
Minor: Getting a date (flunked that)
Clubs: Latin club, Amateur Radio club, orchestra
 

1973 to 1977

   Old Comedywriter's Networking
Technology - IT - Network Engineer
Electronics, Communications
Television - Composition - Writing
Comedy
Film - Composition - Screenwriting
Sci-fi, Comedy

   Old Comedywriter's Companies
Company: You really think I'd post that?
City: Undisclosed location, US
Title: Evil Genius
Division: I use a calculator for that.

Employed: Now, and I want to keep it that way!



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   Old Comedywriter's Blurbs
About me:

Born, raised, graduated, hired, married. How's that for generic?

Yes, my name IS Earl.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Earl
Birthday: November 25
Birthplace: Philadelphia
Current Location: Somewhere west of where you are
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Invisible
Height: 5 foot 10
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'm always right.
Your Heritage: Mazel tov! Happy Chanukah! Bagels and dreidels! Figured it out yet?
The Shoes You Wore Today: None
Your Weakness: Self-doubt
Your Fears: See above
Your Perfect Pizza: Black olives, mushrooms, extra cheese.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Surviving it
Thoughts First Waking Up: The best part of waking up is going back to sleep.
Your Best Physical Feature: Fingers
Your Bedtime: 9:30 - 11:00, depending on amount of chaos.
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remember any
Pepsi or Coke: Purple stuff with bubbles
MacDonalds or Burger King: Boston Market
Single or Group Dates: Married
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Purple stuff with bubbles
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Purple stuff with bubbles
Do you Smoke: Never
Do you Swear: Shit no!
Do you Sing: I try
Do you Shower Daily: I try
Have you Been in Love: For 27 years
Do you want to go to College: Been there, flunked that
Do you want to get Married: For our 25th anniversary, yes.
Do you believe in yourself: Only when I'm in God Mode.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes, because someone has to.
Are you a Health Freak: It's better than being a sick freak
Do you play an Instrument: Played the violin 30 years ago
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Unfortunately, no
In the past month have you Smoked: Not in the past 47 years
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Wow, man, like - NO!!!
Have you ever written a screenplay: Yes
Have you ever written a good screenplay: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Not in the past 568 months
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you mangled a survey: What do you think?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the winter? Yeah, right.
In the past month have you wasted time on something useless: I have now.
Ever been Drunk: I'm not a think as you drunk I am.
Ever been called a Tease: Not tease nor sleaze or even frog, it's just little old me - Underdog.
Ever voted for a Bush: No, that's not my strategerie.
Ever seen a ghost or been abducted by aliens: Not gonna happen
How do you want to Die: Like a writer, with pen in hand writing "Aaaaahhhh!"
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Old
What country would you most like to Visit: Rigel 7
Weight: 150
What countries would you least like to visit: Elbonia, California, Turdistan
Number of times I've been married: 1
Number of CDs I own: Own? Hah!
Number of Piercings: Zero point nothing
Number of Tattoos: Nothing point zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Enormous
Who I'd like to meet:
Space aliens. I refuse to believe that, even though they are superior to us in every way, they must always be the assholes of the universe.

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Jul 3 2008 11:26 PM

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May 21 2008 2:59 PM

Have you been writing?
I've been trying to write.
I said trying.
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Apr 12 2008 6:35 AM

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How might you be spending today?
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Apr 8 2008 12:19 PM

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It's good to be back.
Flippin' stalkers.
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