Old Nick Magazine™

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Please allow us to introduce ourselves we are men of (some) wealth and (lots of) taste. Old Nick Magazine is created to for the forgotten man the man who longs for the time of the genuine gentleman. The sophisticate who demonstrates manners and grace in every circumstance whether he's at a formal affair or a ball game.



You may ask, why the name Old Nick? Isn't that another name for the devil? Well, yes it is, but we believe that every man has a little bit of the devil in him. It's the naughty little boy spying under his teachers dress. It's the adolescent prankster. It's the silver tongued young stud charming the panties off of his girlfriend. It's the still horny husband buying his wife XXX videos, and it's the dedicated father who tells all of those little lies to his friends and family that make them feel better about their lives. You see, we think that Ol Lucifer is a gentleman at heart, who, well, kinda got a bad deal and never quite recovered. He got pissed but was, and still is the inspiration for most of the delicious naughtiness that makes life so very, very interesting. Without Old Scratch, Lucifer, Beelzebub, Old Nickmen would be very, very boring. After all, he tempted Eve into doing the nasty and what fun we've been having fun ever since!!

We think the devil didn't create evil and doesn't necessarily do evil...he's got a bad rap. He allows man to do bad things, and if man is stupid enough to try, and not think he'll suffer the consequences, well so be it. You know what? Mankind will do evil anyway, whether or not they believe they're God fearing and moral and convinced they'll go to Hell. In the back of every mans mind hes thinking he wont pay the price and maybe Hells not such a bad place after all!

And oh yes, there are pictures of naked women just to tempt you to buy it. We think you'll enjoy the refreshing look at this package of devilishly good entertainment. We want you to relax and savor this publication as you would a fine wine, a juicy steak, a seasoned cigar, or a voluptuous woman.

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