Dutch
Dutch Gaines
Dutch Gaines model citizen, zero discipline

Male
38 years old
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota
United States



Last Login: 10/19/2009
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    Dutch's Interests
GeneralWorking out, loitering, comedy, mopping, comedy mopping, blathering on, writing, reading
Musicdead guys, nearly dead guys
BooksA Fan's Notes, The Great Gatsby, In Cold Blood, PAROLES, Nine Stories, Basquiat, Woody Guthrie: A Life, Factotum, The Crack Up, anything by Frederick Exley or F. Scott Fitzgerald
HeroesMy Dad, Paul Wellstone, Dean, Franken & Davis

     Dutch's Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Occupation:Ne er Do Well

   Dutch's Companies
Brave New Workshop
Minneapolis, MN US





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About me:
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Who I'd like to meet:
Someone who has seen both "Smokey and The Bandit" and "Every Which Way But Loose", knows how to handle a firearm and can cook. Lawyers are encouraged because Lord knows I'll be needing one real fucking quick.

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Dutch's Friends Comments
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katherine

katherine



Jan 30 2009 8:05 PM

i had a bout of mangione at work the other day. i blame you.
nicole

nicole



May 9 2008 4:59 AM

All my uncles are drunks.

What do you want for your birthday...hand jobs and real jobs are things you'll have to do on your own.
Polara

Polara



May 8 2008 5:44 AM

I've got an uncle.
katherine

katherine



Apr 24 2008 5:19 PM

no no. best weatherman. period.
Nagel

Jason Nagel



Feb 2 2008 10:01 PM

Hobo Nephews of Uncle Frank

Hobo Nephews of Uncle Frank



Jan 28 2008 8:08 PM

Tiger Beat, where do we sign? those kids buy shitloads of records
The Dez ™

The Dez ™



Jan 15 2008 12:28 AM

U dare fire Johnny Rico?
nicole

nicole



Dec 14 2007 9:21 PM

That sexy red sweater you've been sportin' lately makes me hot. Literally, I get sweaty thinking about it. Is it itchy?
Nagel

Jason Nagel



Dec 12 2007 8:18 AM

I love the weather day everyday. Your love or whether you don't love or whatever your gloves weather, whatever troubles...batteries...colonoscopies, dumb no account snow fairies..

I love the weather.
The Dez ™

The Dez ™



Dec 11 2007 9:37 AM

thanks for being a friend dude dutch.
The Dez ™

The Dez ™



Dec 7 2007 10:22 PM

Jimmy thx 4 addin' c u 2nite with the dustmop in my hands, God willing.
A

A



Oct 30 2007 9:55 PM

i'm just sad that today's installment cut off your nude shower body right at the waistline.
Cunnington

Cunnington



Oct 26 2007 4:18 AM

Broken Billy/IanThomas Alexy

Broken Billy/IanThomas Alexy



Aug 31 2007 6:00 PM

Jimmy_Fuck Yeah!
Pegasaurus

Peggy Flanagan



Jul 9 2007 4:46 AM

It's business time...
Christopher

Christopher



Jun 25 2007 11:35 PM

Thank you for the kind words. I think they really hit home and now I even feel silly that I was jealous of your GIANT FUCKING TROPHY.
KathLEEN

KathLEEN



Jun 15 2007 7:37 AM

Hey Jimmy. Remember me? I was reading through Caleb's lastest blog and saw your Aquaman comment. Haven't seen you in a while...how ya doin?
A

A



May 23 2007 5:31 AM

i miss you. i hope you had a nice buttday.
Alison

Alison



May 11 2007 5:05 AM

SUPER HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!! I hope billy joel was awesome for ya.
Running With Penguins

Running With Penguins



May 8 2007 5:22 PM

Happy Birthday!
katherine

katherine



May 7 2007 5:39 AM

where are the puppets, dutch?
AM

AM



May 5 2007 1:20 AM

happy birthday m'man
"Hey look, it's Ben"

"Hey look, it's Ben"



Apr 27 2007 6:40 PM

Well, fancy meeting you here.
Andy

Andy



Apr 20 2007 9:21 PM

Happy Holidays Dutch!
Alison

Alison



Apr 13 2007 6:19 PM

Wait. You're not a bum?
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