Most of the time, I am purring. I kill towels and duvet covers (by grabbing them and kicking them furiously!) and enjoy hiding in piles of pants. I wrestle with my sisters a lot. I like to play with my squeaky mouse, rainbow balls, the feather on a stick, plastic wrappers from vitamin bottles and other plastic things. I steal my mom's hair ties and drown them in my water bowl. I can fetch. I push things under doors and under the stove. I am the source of all the cuteness in the entire universe. When I try to meow, I sound like an injured duck. I am also known as Oliber, Oliber Donoban, Oliburton, Burton, Burton Bug, Baby Bug, Bug, Ham, Ham and Cheese, Hammy, Hammytron, Ham Pants, Hamsicle, Hamsicle Pants, Hamsicle Sandwich Pants, Ham Sandwich, Handsome Sandwich and Little Man. I am very manly.
Heroes
My sister, Emmette, because she is a snow-white ninja, and even though she weighs half as much as I do, she can still beat me up.
About me:
Um hi my name is Oliver Donovan and I was born in a barn with my baby sister, Emmette, somewhere in the tri-cities of Washington. I cannot meow. The whole entire world loves me.
I appear to be the face for this Seattle band: www.myspace.com/therealvernacular, and I didn't even have to audition.
I have been featured here: http://cuteoverload.com/2009/04/20/420-braaaaaaaah/
and here: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/28/dude/.
However, said "LOL Cat" caption was created by someone else and is misleading. I have asthma and no one is allowed to smoke around me!
**IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: This does not mean that I am against human beings smoking the weeds.**
Who I'd like to meet: Everyone because I am the embodiment of warm fuzzies, sunshine and rainbows but I am rather shy and I've only ever asked Anchovie and Ollie the Animal Cracker Owl to be my friends um and I'm not allowed on the computer very much because I am still only 4 years old but I love when people write to me okay bye
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Dear Oliver Donovan, thank you for your kind words. We miss Duffy so much, he was our best friend. It doesn't seem like Christmas without him. Chelsea (our cat) is doing well, and she has been a great comfort to us. But our hearts are broken. Sincerely, Duffy Dawg's Mama
Hi Oliver Donovan, I heard a very nice & funny story from your sister Emmett. She's so lovely. There is no snow here. I feel cold but Tokyo might be warmer than there you live. Hope you and your sister and your family have a warmer day.
Hi Oliver Donovan, I agree with you about the holiday. You know I like to eat fishes and take a lot of nap as the same as you. I want to say, "Happy Oliver Donovan's Day!" lol. Thank you for the lovely comment anyway.
Hope you're doing ok. When mum got up this morning, she found that the ribbon had been chewed off of a balloon that was in our living room, she can't find it anywhere and suspects that one of us ate it - she is just going to have to wait and see if we poop it out!!!
