The thighs of a three-hundred and fifty pound, bed-ridden, scooter-bound, pregnant, double-wide trailer-living slop-bucket rubbing together during sex with a hundred and fifteen pound, 84 year old, homeless, alcoholic, shrivel-balled, ant-eater dangling homosexual who has been wearing the same underpants for the last twelve years.
Bridging the gap between art and entertainment, indie-rappers Lexington and Whatevski will corrupt your children and make you laugh so hard you’ll cry. The content is imaginative, witty and highly offensive (always with a tongue planted firmly in cheek). Bored with convention, these satirist rap vets are a reactionary force to contemporary hip hop, bringing a fresh, subversive flavor that once defined this genre. Lex and Evski are brilliant yet retarded, bold and original like barbeque sauce and “the two hardest motherf***ers who ever danced to techno”!
Yo, thanks 4 da comment on my blog. I have like 5 more in the works, but doing that acting/comedy thing gets crazy sometimes...just like da music n everything that goes in2 that. I listenned 2 ur music n read over ur site n like what u'll r doing. Let me know when u add some more stuff, n I'll B putting up some vids soon. Peace!!!
"I'll kick ur kid in the ear-hole!" is funny, n I like ur beats on the songs...cool, cool, cool, hit me up again sometime...plus I've wrestled in Calgury back in the day 4 ECCW n mayB another Indi...nice city!
Just wondering if you wanted to come check out the DC SHOW album release party on Thursday July 17th @ a place called "The Stetson" which is down south on 10002 Macleod Trail. attached to the Stetson Inn.
Definite will be wrecking the mic at about 10pm, as will The DC Show later on after Broken Ride rocks out for a bit.
we'll be raising money for Breast Cancer there too. I like boobs. So do you. If you don't you're a liar.
Yo that's awesome, I can't even remeber what beat so it will be a surprise, and I love surprises like nobody else. Let me know when its up Stay Tranquil -Kain
Started a new page up so I could add music, finally, lol. Good seeing you boys a Hip Hop in the Park. Drop me your addy and i'll mail you a couple copies of the mixtape. Still down to do the E-town party at the end of july? I have 5 hours of music to work with, so if there is anyone you want to bring up? 1 luv
01 Fritz Intro / Secret Fuckin’ Song – Buck 65 feat. Stinkin’ Rich 02 Rhyming into a 4 Track (dub) – Epic and Touch 03 Best in Show – Wordburglar 04 Be Natural – Tachichi 05 Falcon Millenium Ninja – Suika 06 Join Us Or Die – Bucket of Gold Teeth 07 Tour de Gallows – Jesse Dangerously and Modulok 08 Life 2 Wild – Royce Birth and Royal T 09 Just Let It Happen – Ira Lee, Wordburglar and Knowself 10 Live to DAT – Sixtoo 11 None Missing (Dirty Sample Remix) – Birdapres 12 Ah Hemsky – Epic 13 Bury the Bodies – Fritz the Cat, Mindbender and Vangel 14 Talk 2 the Hand (Solo) – More or Les 15 The Ripped Thong Song – Mackenzie, Lexington and Fortunato 16 Keep The Channel Locked – Big Ref, Myf and Noah 23 17 Heads Up – Tachichi ft CasUno, Esh, Xczircles, Dis4bled and Megalynk 3 18 The Ark – Moka Only 19 The WBmix – Wordburglar 20 Many Many – Eternia
Word em up! I've been in Calgary since march and i'm looking to branch out and politic a little bit. We'll have to get together and throw back some suds.
Thank you for your continued support... My new album, "The Journey of Plato the Orphan," is NOW AVAILABLE on time for you to bump this summer! CHECK OUT THIS PROMO VIDEO, SEE IF YOU'RE FEELIN' IT.
Yo broskis!!! Our album is finally done and available . Pick it up @ Megatunes on 17th or @ Play in TD Square or Market Mall. Soon it should be in Fameless if Mel lets us and it will be on cdbaby too. thanks again lexington for telling us about cdbaby. word up Frantic Artillery - The Art of Living ...the album features Planit,King Dylan, VIRTUE, Mantrakid, Aspect & More! hope you guys enjoy it, love to hear feedback. pce guys + thanks - radio active
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