Herbaliser, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Blondie, Devo, Gus Gus, Manu Chao, Toots, The Stooges, Black Eyed Peas, Morcheeba, Talking Heads, Moonraker, Kinks, John Spencer, Beastie Boys, Modest Mouse, Built to Spill, Massive Attack, The Clash, Ventures, Jimmy Luxury, Beck, Makers, Radar Bros., Richard Cheese, Elliot Smith, The Rutles, Powder, Thievery Corp., Pillage, Ween, Fanny Pack, Vandals, Diam's, Orishas, Misfits, K&D, RKL, Air, Queen,
Shows
Movies
Young Frankenstien, Road Warrior, Top Secret, C'era una volta il West, Animal House,Raising Arizona, Brazil, Long Kiss Goodnight, Amelie, Straight to Hell, Earth vs.The Flying Saucers, Spinal Tap, Forbidden Planet, Airplane!, Monty Python Holy Grail, Run Ronnie Run, Harold and Maude, Some Like it Hot, Time Bandits, Iron Giant, Evil Dead's, Army of Darkness, Battle Royale, Star Wars, 20000 Leagues under the sea, Il Buono il brutto il cattivo, Dr. Strangelove, Citizen Kane, Blade Runner, 1941,Simon Says,
Television
Young Ones, South Park, Alias, The Muppet Show, Colin's Sleazy Friends, Fishin' with Guns, Wonder Woman, Simpsons
Books
Treasure Island RLS, Jules Verne, Irvine Welsh, Lord of the Flies, Watership Down, The Dictionary, Hitchhiker's Guide, Alice in Wonderland
About me:
As you know (you probably don't but this is a clever psychological trick I use to get you on my side), I was born in an abandoned cattle-car on a siding outside the Chicago stock-yards. My father was an international communist banker, and my mother came from the bronx. My early childhood was relatively uneventful, having been spent in picking pockets, stealing government cheques from mail boxes, running errands for bookies, counterfeiting lead nickels, and playing with teddy bears. My formal education consisted of four years in first grade, followed by nine years of reform school. Upon breaking out I began selling drawings (you know the kind!) on dark street corners outside burlesque houses. Once I had drawn everything, I turned to peddling dope near nursery schools... took the cure... opened an establishment in a district of scarlet illumination...took the cure... and finally, seeking the ultimate in depravity and debasement, quite naturally turned to the film industry.
Most recently. Today, I live in a 43 room mansion in wholesome Santa Barbara. I drive a grey Cadillac for grey days, a blue Cadillac for blue days, a green Cadillac for bilious days, and a pogo-stick for hopped-up days. My hobbies include selling drawings (you know the kind!), peddling dope, and running my scarlet-illuminated establishment. Don't send fan-mail... I can't read!
Check me out in this "fast-food commercial"...(that's me on the left)
Who I'd like to meet: GET FRIENDS... MAKE MONEY Look at the wonderful friends shown below. They are just a few of the friends I offer you without a cent of cost. Look at them! You want them don't you! Admit it! By the way your beady little eyes are glistening and your tongue is hanging out, you know you want them! Heh heh heh... they're yours, you hear... all yours! All you have to do is sell my beautiful art and sign a paper I will send you marked "contract". Sell my pretty little art to your family, friends and neighbors. It's easy. Even if they don't want the art, they'll feel obligated to buy it. By gosh, you can embarass every one of your relatives into buying a couple dozen pieces. When sold -send ME the MONEY. Remember -ME, the MONEY send - MONEY - ME. Thousands of smart boys and girls have been earning friends this way. You can too- mainly because thousands of dumb boys and girls have also been earning friends this way. SEND NO MONEY, HEH HEH- I TRUST YOU... YOU FOOL YOU.
Alright scourndrels and scallywags, the time has come. Fresh from their conquer of New Orleans, The Pirates Charles has a special treat for you all. If you werent lucky enough to go to Pyrate Con...FEAR NOT!!
Join us at 8:30pm on April 28th at the good ol’ Verity Room to celebrate with us. The Triumphant release of not one but two brand spanking new albums of the face melting, Harle! inducing, panty dropping, rum swilling, spectacularity that is the Pirates Charles. Running out of excuses? Good! You shall have no excuse save premature face melting to get out of coming to this event. And even if yer face already be melted you should be joining us anyway.
Ya got nothin’ left to lose!
The album be a measley 10 bucks a peice and you will be of course getting your dose of the granduer that is the Pirates Charles live.
Whats up Oliver- man we are having a hard time getting each other on the phone- What have you been up to- I been busy working on several films in SF and going to be starring in a pilot- stop by and say hi- chris angelo
In between building spacecrafts, sculpting marmalade forests, boarding zombies, preparing to do the best second unit directing known on this planet or any other, and drawing rats with dubious behavior problems, please don't forget to walk the dog and feed the pigs. you're the best babe!
Sorry, i havent called you back- let me know if your in toen and ill give ya call - whats up with Simon says- whens the premiere- i dont remember getting an invite
later
Hey stranger! Remember me? Just wanted to say hi and see how you're doing.. you look so good! Tens year older, I would so be in love with you LOL :) Give me a call when you're in LA
