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Omega Wolf
Female / Explicit/Raw / Sketch Comedy
Omega Wolf Dirty theater done dirt cheap

Female
71 years old
Twin Cities, MINNESOTA
United States



Last Login: 1/26/2009
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BioOmega Wolf writes and performs original comedy in the Twin Cities. Congruent with the definition of the word "comedy," our shows are funny.
Websitemyspace.com/omegawolfproductions
InfluencesBob and David, Monty Python, The Devil, the State, Bill Hicks, physics textbooks, George Carlin, Sarah Silverman, Silverbacks, the 19th Century, Centaurs, Centurians, traumatic childhood memories, Adult Swim, adult situations, Fresh Concepts, Yaweh, your mom
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TV ShowsYes please!

    Omega Wolf's Interests
HeroesJesus for being our personal lord and savior and always helping us in our time of need. Also, Swamp Thing, for similar reasons.

     Omega Wolf's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes


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About me:

We are a production company specializing in the writing and performance of hilarious comedy. It should also be noted before we get too far that we, the writers, are adults. And we're writing with adults in mind. If you have children, I'm sorry. Give the little tyke a toy truck and a phone with 911 on speed dial and come on out so that we can offend you.

One Axe

Upcoming shows:

Beethoven & Friends - January 17, 24, 31 @ 10 & February 7 @ 7 - Bryant Lake Bowl - A series of sketches about your new favorite historical figures.

Past productions:

One Axe - Every Saturday in July - Bryant Lake Bowl - Six one act comedies for your viewing pleasure.

Omega Wolf Primetime: the television will not be televised - May 16th & 17th at 7:00 pm- Bryant Lake Bowl - It's like TV, except you have to pay.

Oh Pharaoh! The Hilarious True Story of Exodus - February 15th, 22nd & 23rd at 8:00 pm - Center For Independent Artists - A new look at a very old story.

The Office Window - Sept. 1st & 6th, 2007 - Bryant Lake Bowl - A Tragical Romp Through History.

Murder at Death Cabin - March 8-10, 2007 - C4IA - A comedic murder mystery... about MURDER!

365 Days/365 Plays - Week 17 by Suzan-Lori Parks - March 8-10, 2007 - C4IA - Come see how comedians perform Suzan-Lori Parks!

The Lackluster Life of Jackson Plotz - October 2006 - Quite literally the life story of its titular protagonist.

Janet's Washbucket Fantasy - July 2006 - A night of generous, original sketch comedy.

The name:

"For every Alpha, there is an Omega. We all know about the alpha male -- the 'Lord of His Pack.' but there is also an alpha female in the family, usually the mate of the top ranking male. She will dominate the other females in the pack. The female below her in rank will dominate those beneath her, who will in turn dominate the next ones down, and so on.

At the bottom of the heap is the lowly omega wolf. She, or he gets it from all sides. Sometimes the individual accepts their station in life, and spends its life within the pack. Sometimes too, the omega wolf is driven away, and if lucky, meets another omega. If the new wolf is of the opposite sex, the two might form a new pack in neutral territory.

For those of us who have experienced life at the bottom, we can feel a sort of kinship with the omega."
-Carl Cook

This describes us fairly well.

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Who I'd like to meet:
That kid who used to take my lunch money. Fuck you, kid.

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SHELTER

SHELTER HUSH



Mar 26 2009 5:07 PM







WE’RE BACK!!!



Tyler

Tyler Doak



Sep 8 2007 5:34 AM

Tell me where in the blazes Jesse is or I'll kick all ya'll in the grill
Hector

Hector



May 29 2007 6:39 AM

Unlearned Lesson

Memorial Day
Of every year
The little valiant
Flags appear
On every fallen
Soldier's grave--
Symbol of what
Each died to save.
And we who see
And still have breath--
Are we no wiser
For their death?

~Dorothy Brown Thompson~

Happy Memorial Day...
The Monkey Box

The Monkey Box



May 9 2007 8:59 PM


How will Harry Potter end? Don't wait for the book!
The Monkey Box has the story in our latest video!



Hector

Hector



Apr 21 2007 2:39 PM

Have a great weekend!!! lol

N8

N8



Mar 10 2007 4:54 AM

Great show, boys/grrrls. This is your high water mark.....it's all down hill from here.
DWITT

David Witt



Mar 8 2007 6:00 PM

break your legs tonight!


...and if you need help, just ask.
Clare

Clare



Feb 16 2007 9:12 PM

i want you to know i'm devastated that i can't make it to your show. i'm also deeply concerned about how you will satisfy your choreography needs in my absence.
DWITT

David Witt



Feb 12 2007 12:51 AM

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Sara Plain and Tall

Sara Kiener



Feb 7 2007 4:38 AM

honestly, i'm still puking everywhere. because of you.
Wolfgang Sangmeister

wolfgang sangmeister



Feb 3 2007 10:37 PM

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Joan

Joan



Jan 11 2007 5:19 AM

Everybody new that Omega Wolf used to make out with the AP German teacher... everyone but the German teacher's husband.
Joan

Joan



Jan 11 2007 5:16 AM

Omega Wolf was the only kid in 9th grade gym who refused to shower after class. What a bad ass.
Joan

Joan



Jan 11 2007 5:14 AM

Omega Wolf was the only kid in 7th grade Life Science without the mandatory matching blue folder and notebook. What GD rebel.
DWITT

David Witt



Jan 2 2007 2:44 PM

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The AV Club

The AV Club



Dec 13 2006 5:04 AM

Hey, have you watched "Found" yet? It's our last film for 2006, and we're very proud of it- it's a parody of "Lost", and we'd love to hear if you like it.

Also, we have a podcast now too! Have a great end of 2006 and see you in 2007.

-The AV Club
Sara Plain and Tall

Sara Kiener



Oct 24 2006 2:27 PM

sometimes when i think about you guys i vomit everywhere.
N8

N8



Oct 21 2006 4:39 AM

I'm bummed that I won't be able to make it to your show this time around....I bet it sucks anyway.
Sara Plain and Tall

Sara Kiener



Oct 20 2006 3:59 AM

when are you all gonna make me laugh in brooklyn?
fakeplastic

fakeplastic



Sep 1 2006 1:44 AM

My question is: what the hell are Matty and Jonas doing?
Jeremiah (RJ)

Jeremiah (RJ)



Jul 16 2006 6:04 PM

brilliant show!
Kraemerica

Kraemerica



Jul 16 2006 5:12 PM

Can someone please explain the "wrong end of the plunger" joke to me? Great work last night!!
DWITT

David Witt



Jul 15 2006 6:42 PM

bravo, you sexy lesbians.
fakeplastic

fakeplastic



Jul 6 2006 6:39 PM

I believe the term is "Social Worker".
fakeplastic

fakeplastic



Jul 3 2006 2:56 PM

The depths of your perception are like dark boxes deep darkness.
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