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www.myspace.com/omnipballr

All problems become smaller if you don’t dodge them, but confront them. Touch a thistle timidly, and it pricks you; grasp it boldly, and its spines crumble. * William S. Halsey

  • Jonathan Shultz

  • 22 / Male
  • New Oxford, Pennsylvania, US
  • Last Login: 11/15/2009

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Interests

  • Music


  • Movies

    Idiocracy, Postal, Planet Terror, S.W.A.T., Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Waiting..., Ong Bak, Sin City, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Smokin' Aces, 300, and more
  • Television

    Burn Notice, CSI, Titus, Malcolm in the Middle, Spaced, South Park, Aqua Teens
  • Books

    Fantasy, Philosophy
  • Heroes

    Deadpool (duh)

Schools

  • Universal Technical Institute

    • Exton,PA
    • Graduated: 2006
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Professional
    • Major: Automotive Tech.
    2005 to 2006
  • New Oxford Shs

    • New Oxford,Pennsylvania
    • Graduated: 2005
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    2002 to 2005

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: New Oxford, PA
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Tech
  • Income: $30,000 to $45,000

Companies

  • Hanover Dodge

    • Hanover, PA US
    • Tech
    9/1/06 - 9/7/07
  • Battlefield Kia

    • Gettysburg, PA US
    • Tech
    9/10/07 - 2/1/08
  • Taco Bell

    • Middletown, PA US
    • GM
    2/6/08 - 7/22/08
  • Taco Bell

    • Lebanon, PA US
    • Temp GM
    7/24/08 - 08/31/08
  • Utz Quality Foods

    • Hanover, PA US
    • Back-up Machine Operator
    10/3/08 - Current
  • Paintball Adventure Park

    • Taneytown, MD US
    • Ref
    6/06/09 - 8/20/09

Status and Mood

  • Jonathan Shultz Myspace is starting to blow, The weekend was pretty cool, and i think 2 shots are gonna do me in for the night. Later suckers
    Mood: Relaxed Relaxed
    Posted 11 hours ago

Blurbs

About me:

The name is Jonathan. I'm 22, graduated from New Oxford and UTI of Exton, PA. I guess I'm a pretty easy going guy... outside work. I probably worry too much but usually don't tell people whats going on. I like helping people with anything. As one of Thorin's views of life, I respect everyone unless they give me reason to do otherwise.

I guess I'm a pretty talented individual. I know a lil about cars (obviously). I'm a musician... been out of it for awhile, but I wanna get back to drums. Got a bass, play a little. And I'm told I don't have a bad voice, I dunno. If you can get me to sing, then im either drunk, ur drunk, or something special, who knows.

I play paintball, I want to make it a bigger thing but health is kind of a factor, go figure.

Like computers and P.C. gaming. Yeah, I went through a WoW phase. Im still there... kinda... i guess... dunno for how long.

I guess I'm a fairly intelligible about a variety of things, ya know, I know a little about a lot.

Dunno exactly why I'm getting started again, but I'm going back on my losing weight thing. I am taking some things for it, and if it kills me, oh well...

Anyways, wanna know more? talk to me i guess. Photobucket

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Comments

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  • Jun 15 2009 11:32 PM

    love u cussy  ♥ hugs cussy
  • Jun 8 2009 12:08 AM

    yeah i doubt it too. lol. i heard that they hired some kid that worked at friendleys

  • Jun 8 2009 12:03 AM

    eric got fired because he is an idiot and does not know how to run a service department.  they reopened colonial service for a while with him as boss and he ran the place into the ground... they lost a lot of customers.  Oh yeah and Jay V. the service manager from colonial and then hanover dodge... he quit like 3 days after me!

  • Jun 7 2009 11:55 PM

    jake was the only tech there... he is originally from colonial.  Jeremy quit months ago.  Eric got fired. Sandy from hanover dodge is the service writer now
  • Jun 7 2009 11:38 PM

    i was just goin crazy, i hated alan and i hated kias. i was the only kia certified guy there so i don't know how they are doin warranty stuff... nor do i care. i liked most of the people there but since alan became service manager he is on a power trip.
  • Jun 7 2009 10:42 PM

    hey man whats up??? have you heard that i left kia???
  • Jun 5 2009 12:40 AM

    Yo dude whats up? Sorry i missed paintball again last week, i couldnt get out of towing at the races. Give me a call if ya wanna chill sometime, later dude
  • Apr 12 2009 9:19 PM

    yeah definitely does suck- glad i got all that stuff out of the way.
    gotta go for now, talk to ya soon homie!
  • Apr 11 2009 7:02 PM

    0mg liek hai! im liek in a LAN centarz on a 4 hr pass 0mfg!!!1!!!111!! so how r u? teh Armee is prety kewl but i cant wate 2 graduat.
    basic iz over in a wek n a halfz0rz!!!!! cant wate 2 see all of u guyz!
  • Apr 10 2009 8:15 PM

    I can feel it coming over me
    I feel it all around me
    I've been waiting for this moment all my life it's my destiny
    There's a fire deep inside of me
    it's waiting to come out now
    no matter what, no matter how, I know I'll make it through somehow
  • Apr 5 2009 9:58 PM

    WOW ME AND MY FRIEND LOVE UR MYspace
  • Mar 10 2009 2:35 PM

    Happy Birthday, Jon!
  • Feb 6 2009 1:07 AM

    Yo JR! Whats up dude? I got your message about paintballing and im gonna try to make it! What time are you starting?
  • Jan 26 2009 2:13 AM

    Hey how are you? Not sure if you remember me??
  • Jan 23 2009 1:09 AM

    Lovin the badass mowhawk! XD
  • Dec 9 2008 3:44 PM

    lolcats funny cat pictures
  • Dec 6 2008 11:22 PM

    i know >< and i really need to cut back on the swearing..heh..but im still u're friend and u're still part of my family so knock off all the you don't know me anymore crap =P shit i've probably gotten to talk to you more than i have my brothers sadly ='(
  • Dec 6 2008 1:49 AM

    psh...u act like i've changed!...only thing that different is i play more video games...and maybe im a little crazier/open than before XD
  • Dec 6 2008 1:17 AM

    well umm...how often do i do just blend into the crowd? XD lol
  • Dec 6 2008 1:16 AM

    well umm...how often do i do just blend into the crowd? XD lol
  • Dec 5 2008 1:36 PM

    oh well fine then =P...it's not like i was gonna make u dance if we'd get to go to one lol
  • Dec 5 2008 1:30 AM

    so does seeing that melbourne shuffle vid make u wanna go to a rave sometime? XD
  • Nov 21 2008 2:12 AM

    hmm it's been much too long since u got a new comment XD so hi!! XD sucks that u're drifting from the gaming world but i am too =P so omg! im gonna start dancing! i'll have to get pics or a vid of it sometime for u to laugh at! XD <3
  • Oct 31 2008 5:14 PM

    well, im outa wow now, and i dont really have to money to start up another mmo. so idk when im guna be able to game with you guys again. I'm coming home this weekend if you guys wana do something.
  • Oct 26 2008 10:11 PM

    may not have mastered the drums yet, but i was piss drunk last night and still the best drummer in the room XD
  • Oct 10 2008 4:19 AM

    stop the bus, stop the bus....
  • Sep 26 2008 4:51 PM

    Phil Labonte's facial expressions are hilarious in that video lol- awesome song
  • Sep 19 2008 11:11 PM

    omg wtf?! that shit's messed up lol
  • Sep 12 2008 5:12 PM

    LOL a classic never dies!!
  • Sep 4 2008 4:38 AM

    'dis heer's chompy!!
  • Sep 4 2008 4:30 AM

    sup dude, got my nerd on with my myspace background
  • Aug 17 2008 5:17 PM

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  • Jun 16 2008 11:28 PM

    JR! You need to relax a bit and not work so much. Take it easy.

    -Bryan
  • May 28 2008 7:38 AM

    It's 3:30 in the morning and I can't sleep. I see you're online JR.. join the CoD4 server IMO - I can't destroy all these noobs alone!!
  • May 5 2008 7:40 PM

    Can't wait to hang out in a few more days
  • Apr 28 2008 2:55 PM

    Hey buddy sorry I didn't get a chance to hang out with you last weekend. I was seeing if you guys wanted to watch Ironman this fri.

    I'll probably get home around 4ish so if that works we can set something up, let me know the times if you guys are interested! ttyl man, hope everything's been going well :)
  • Apr 23 2008 10:55 PM

    There's a place where everyone can be happy...
  • Mar 26 2008 2:54 PM

    hey JR it's been awhile.

    how've ya been?
  • Feb 17 2008 3:55 PM

    hey buddie wuts up nmh
  • Feb 13 2008 2:22 PM

    u working at taco bell?
  • Feb 9 2008 7:45 PM

    Yo Dude! hows the new job going for you?
  • Feb 5 2008 3:46 AM

    i hate those stupid damn giants
  • Feb 4 2008 8:53 PM

    lol omg..i didnt even see that
  • Feb 2 2008 2:49 AM

    wut up nmh im surpised you added me just because its me
  • Feb 2 2008 2:42 AM

    When SC2 comes out...can you handle the Zerg rush?!?!?!?!?!?
  • Feb 1 2008 4:16 AM

    ?! shit man. sorry bout that, i can still talk to my dad about snyder's for ya if you want, just let me know.
  • Feb 1 2008 4:05 AM

    what's goin on there my good man. we'll have to do another wing night or something whenever. ttyl and hope the job is goin ok for ya.
  • Jan 17 2008 2:56 AM

    Hey...I forgot to take my phone to work today so i didnt get your messsage till late, around 6.
    Did the dude say if he wanted you guys as refs?
  • Jan 12 2008 8:48 AM

    Sad to comment on my own page

    but uh....

    Photobucket

    Ben = LT1 = Noob

    nuff said
  • Jan 7 2008 12:43 PM

    You aren't online son, we need need a good Scout for 2Fort!