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OMyWord!
OMyWord! Did I Say That?

Female
52 years old
CAREFREE, ARIZONA
United States



Last Login: 10/26/2009
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Websiteomyword.com
InfluencesI think my family was my first influence. I am the youngest of six kids, all of them pretty "dented" as my brother Scott says. We all had to be funny to survive.

    OMyWord!'s Interests
GeneralPeople and their messy life stories (they are all messy, no matter how shiney they keep their shoes). Travel, but not in a tour group with matching cowboy hats and name tags. I want to immerse myself in the culture and everyday life of other countries.
MusicJumpin' Blues - the stuff that makes my butt move. The stuff that makes me jump up and dance despite local regulations. Torch songs that I can belt out when nobody's looking, or when I want everyone to look. Show tunes. Old-time, romantic Mexican music, like Jos.. Alfredo Jim..nez. Contemporary Mexican singers like Paquita, La del Barrio. The Green Cards.
MoviesHarold and Maude - loved it when he gave her a ring and she threw it into the water and said "Now I'll always know where it is." What the Bleep Do We Know. (I know, the storyline is goofy but I love all those scientists and the fact that we have control of our lives at the cellular level.) Reds - I like the format and how the story is told. Antonia's Line - I want that farmhouse. I want to feed food, wine and laughter to my strange and amazing friends at a table in the center of the barnyard. Documentary: The Tunnel - The Real Story. Good Night, And Good Luck - my favorite line: Let us not confuse dissent with disloyalty.
TelevisionThe Daily Show and Colbert Report (only news worth watching). Simpsons. South Park. Jackass. And yes, I must admit, CSI Las Vegas. It's not the gore (I close my eyes). It's the science and the solving of mysteries...and something about that bow-legged Gil Grissom turns me on.
Groups: The Reluctant Lama ExperienceDuct Tape PoliticsDuct Tape Politics 2008 Presidential ForumStrawpoll2012

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     OMyWord!'s Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 4" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:Some college
Occupation:Haggling with Ragamuffins

   OMyWord!'s Schools
University Of Arizona
Tucson, AZ
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Underage Drinking
Minor: Hospitalization (twice)
 

1974 to 1974
Xavier College Preparatory
Phoenix, AZ
Graduated: 1974
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Pleated Skirt Rolling
Minor: Crashing '75 Talent Show
 

1971 to 1974


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   OMyWord!'s Blurbs
About me:
I’m a writer, blogger, film and voice actor and sometime stand-up comic.

See me on camera, listen to my voice over demos, and laugh at my stand-up comedy shows on my website: http://www.omyword.com.

Read my blogs:

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Politics After 50

Watch me being neurotic, and help me win $5000. (I’ll share it with you, of course.)

Who I'd like to meet:
The Dalai Lama.

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Jason

Jason



Nov 3 2009 4:37 AM


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POEM OF LIGHT

Beyond your eyes exists a world
That all can learn to see
Within this world exists for us
Infinite possibility

Many are lost in darkness
And cannot find their way
Because they choose to believe the lies
They hear from day to day

The future's yours the future's yours,
If you open your mind
Discover what you do not know
And greater truth you'll find

You and me and everyone are all beings of light
We can all live in harmony,
If we increase our sight,
Open your heart open your mind,
And see your path anew
The greatest joy in life will come
From Loving Being You!

Love all of life's Creations
Take time and you will grow
To know the truth and see the light and all you wish to know
Your energy creates life and knowledge is for sure
Come know yourself,
The universe,
And So Much, So Much More...

GLAD TO BE YOUR FRIEND, HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL AND AMAZING DAY. STRIVE TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN SOMEBODY'S LIFE TODAY, YOU'LL FEEL AMAZING AND REAP GREAT BLESSINGS!

Jason Provencio
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Sweet Barbra



Oct 31 2009 5:44 PM







;)Barbra
D-Cee: Disciple of Christ

D-Cee: Disciple of Christ



Oct 27 2009 3:20 AM








This is more than a song, it's my life. What I'm doing is more than music. It's ministry. There will be more songs coming soon. Check this one out while it's still here.


*Song will be sent to your email*

Jason

Jason



Oct 12 2009 10:28 PM


Cute MySpace Layouts


Just stopping by to tell you that you are appreciated and valued as my friend. Have a happy day, be well and do something GREAT for someone!

Jason Provencio
adry-geoff

adry-geoff



Sep 27 2009 9:20 AM

Merci pour Add et peut etre à concert de Peter Morphy....le 29 sep
Jason

Jason



Sep 26 2009 1:59 AM

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Just wanted to let you know that I appreciate your friendship and hope your day is filled with blessings and happiness!
Jason

Jason



Jul 9 2009 10:57 PM

EHT wants to wish you a fantastic day and week!


Have a Wonderful Day!
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Jason & Sundy Provencio,
Owners
Exquisite Home Tending of Arizona, Nevada and Idaho
Comedian Nate Klaer

Comedian Nate Klaer



Jul 9 2009 4:22 AM

Come out to The Comedy Lounge this weekend for a great show with headliner Dani King, featuring Ray Love and special guest Andy Steinberg!

Shows are Friday and Saturday, 8 PM and 10:30 PM, doors open 45 minutes prior to showtime.

Tickets are $10 at the door, $8 pre-sale (message me back for info), and NO DRINK MINIMUM (although drinks are very well priced)!!

All shows are 18+.

So come on out this weekend for a great show at a great price!

The Comedy Lounge
"Where Funny Happens For a Reason!"

The Comedy Lounge at Draw Ten Bar and Grill
5444 E. Washington St.
Phoenix, AZ 85034
Michael

Michael Harvey



Jul 8 2009 6:57 AM


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Feb 21 2009 12:23 AM

Hey thanks for being a friend
Please CLICK HERE to see our choice for Blog of the Week.
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Jason

Jason



Jan 31 2009 7:11 PM

myspace comments
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Annette

Annette



Jan 13 2009 11:09 AM

Now we're also connected via MySpace.
Superb :)
Sépia

Sépia



Jan 12 2009 10:41 PM

oh miss Lisa please have a good and calm year!Hope all is well for you ?
take care and give us some news, Florent
kasia

kasia



Dec 3 2008 6:52 PM

will do...don't worry.i broke down and returned to mine!..and i'd been off it so long...now i sound like an aa member..
kasia

kasia



Dec 3 2008 6:39 PM

i believe i could suck in,squeeze and hope for the best..his suitcase really is rather large...:-)
kasia

kasia



Nov 29 2008 12:41 AM

PROPAGANDA! PROPAGANDA! PROPAGANDA!
drop by and come buy pretty
CHEAP dresses
CHEAP tops
CHEAP bags
Tomorrow (Saturday-today?)
10 til 6 Rivercourt Hotel
Nepalese Clothes Christmas Sale
did i say cheap?...
so you're in a different country...we can ship easily...via dads suitcase..
Dorian aka coffeesister |_|)

Dorian aka coffeesister |_|)



Nov 28 2008 1:26 AM

May your heart feel all who are grateful for you as you rejoice in all you're thankful for..
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THANX for being in my world;
Happy Thanksgiving! ^_^
ArtFart

Art Marriott



Oct 29 2008 7:32 AM

What do they do in Paris for Halloween? Whatever it is, hope it's fun!
Jules Joyce

Jules Joyce



Oct 24 2008 9:10 PM

Thank you!

cya in the blogosphere ;-D

Cheers,

The Fighter Writer
ShopDevious.com BL & B

ShopDevious.com BL & B



Oct 23 2008 5:16 PM



Please join us in celebration of our 10 year anniversary! On this night Anna Marie, along with many others, will have her hair cut off for donation to “Locks of Love”. We need hair donors! Comedy & fashion will take the runway and music with special treats by Sprinkles will rule the night. Hair styling will be sponsored by Paul Mitchell The School.

The party will be a reflection of events of the past decade. There will be music, fashion, comedy, treats, drinks and fun merged into this spectacular evening that should not be missed.
Phoenix, AZ, October 26, 2008; 6pm
Cornerstone ®

Cornerstone ®



Oct 19 2008 12:11 PM

Hi OMyWord!!

I hope you're fine! Just want to inform you, that our new Album "HEAD OVER HEELS" is available now (Amazon, ITunes, ...), and we'e absolutely looking forward to meet you on tour... check this out:

10/23 AT- Vienna, Das Local (CD-Presentation)
10/26 UK- Stockport, Thatched House
10/27 UK- Nottingham, The Salutation Inn
10/28 UK- London, Bar Academy ISlington
10/29 UK- Birmingham, Scruffy Murphy's
10/30 UK- London, Bridgehouse 2
11/02 UK- Neath, The Duke of Wellington
11/14 AT- St.Poelten, Musikcafe Egon
11/15 AT- Wiesen, Jazzpub
11/21 AT- Wiener Neustadt, Backstage
11/22 AT- Velden, Bluesiana Rock Cafe
11/28 AT- Stockerau, Klimbim
12/03 AT- Vienna, The Flying Pig (Unplugged)

I really looking forward to meet you, OMyWord!, there! All the best and talk to you soon,

Steve Wachelhofer
C O R N E R S T O N E ®
http://www. cornerstone. co. at
..liadain..

Liadain Kaminska Ní Bhraonáin



Sep 10 2008 9:32 PM

Salut!
comment vas you?
it is raining here, and dark, so i can't hear or see what's really going on but they're telling me to tell you everything's wonderful!
...nervous laughter...
no really, all is still swell in our shire, but we are missing our lisa...
Send us some words via any of our communicating devices, X
GingerJelly

GingerJelly



Sep 3 2008 12:46 PM

Lisa,
Can you tell me what the difference is between baclavas and balaclavas??
Love, You!
J xx
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