Joel Ryan™
"HUMAN PRIDE!!! ...SQUIRREL PRIDE TOO!!!I LOVE the squirrels!"

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29 years old
San Jose, California
United States

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Last Login:7/19/2008
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    Joel Ryan™'s Interests
GeneralWorking out, hiking... I like freshwater planted aquaria, gardening, houseplants, bla, bla, bla... oh, almost forgot... (yeah, whatever) SEX!
MusicMy preference is always changing. I hate it. I like something for a couple days then I don't like it anymore. I definitely don't like any of the mainstream or radio crap.
MoviesAction, martial arts, porn. Fantasy too. (no, fantasy isn't just for kids) I wish steven king would do a TV series of The Dark Tower series. Steven King should also do a TV series of his own version of Alice and Wonderland. That would be SOOOO WICKED!!! TV series? ...because I hate to read.
TelevisionLost (the best show on Earth!!!), the new Bionic Woman, Kyle XY, and the new Dr. Who.
BooksHELLLLLLLLL NO!!! I was forced to go to school for my entire childhood! I graduated. I am DONE! NO MORE!
HeroesMy parents. My dog. My fish. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!.
Groups: USA GymnasticsTrickstersRipped, Wrapped, and Ready for Gymnastics!California AirsoftMixed Martial Arts enthusiasts (MMA)Martial Arts ClubAquarium FishFreshwater Planted Aquariums

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     Joel Ryan™'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Earth.
Body type:5' 9" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Occupation:If you're looking 4 money U wont find love.

   Joel Ryan™'s Schools
Oak Grove High
San Jose,California
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1994 to 1998



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   Joel Ryan™'s Blurbs
About me:
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On June 1st 2008 I decided to become a full blown bodybuilder rather than just a martial artist and a gymnast. Those weren't giving me my dream body. I want to get "FUCKING YOKED"! By July 16th I already gained 10 lbs.

I am Joel, I like women, I LOVE the squirrels, I am NOT vegetarian, I DO NOT drink alcohol, I LOVE to WORKOUT, I workout consistently (therefore I still have my puberty and I'm always horny... NOT to say I will hook up with anyone, I just want a girl that is the same), I drink TONS of milk, I like to grow everything I get my hands on, I am NOT religious, I spend as little money as possible (because that's how you get rich), and I HATE smokers! I have to say that again. I HATE SMOKERS!!! One more time! I FUCKING HATE PIECE OF SHIT SMOKERS!!!
Who I'd like to meet:
A girlfriend and friends.

Nobody too young! If you're like 10 years younger than me that is a HUGE turn off! It's gross!

I would like to have a female bodybuilder girlfriend with huge muscles but since my chances are very slim I'll take any girl who works out and likes to go hiking and walking and likes plants and gardening.

NO SMOKERS!!!

   


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Browneyed Latina





Jul 19 2008 3:55 PM

NOT MUCH,JUST CHILLING AND LISTENING TO MUSIC.
WHATS UP WIT U?
Browneyed Latina





Jul 19 2008 3:27 PM

Hey Friend!

:)
KORSO NUGGZ*mobsters add me!*





Jul 19 2008 1:06 AM

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Start out as a petty thief and work your way up to become a Mob Don!

Join KORSO NUGGZ*mobsters add me!*'s Mob!

add me to your mob

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Brandi wants you to join their mob in Mobsters, a Mafia-style combat game played on MySpace.

Start out as a petty thief and work your way up to become a Mob Don!

Join Brandi's Mob!

Bella Rose





Jul 10 2008 7:04 PM

no there isnt..i know i chose bulletproof to...haha i sit there refreshing my page on mobsters just waiting for my energy to go up!!
Bella Rose





Jul 10 2008 6:57 PM

lol no problem..my name is bella and im an addict..to mobsters haha
M1





Jul 2 2008 12:33 AM

donn-AHHH





Jun 28 2008 10:31 PM

yeah, i told my parents about it, but they just said that we'll go to the doctor if it gets worse.
it's been happening for like a year though.
donn-AHHH





Jun 28 2008 9:33 PM

I don't run, my heart just starts hurting every now and then.
I don't know if it's my lungs.
donn-AHHH





Jun 27 2008 3:48 PM

My heart starts hurting a lot.
Do you think it is the soda??
donn-AHHH





Jun 27 2008 11:43 AM

My cardiovascular system aches.
donn-AHHH





Jun 27 2008 11:34 AM

Well then my life is shortened.
donn-AHHH





Jun 27 2008 11:22 AM

It's a soda!
like orange fanta... strawberry fanta...
you've never heard of fanta??
The Big Tourist





Jun 26 2008 9:14 PM

Hi there.
How's life?
Bobbi Billard (310) 597-4619


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Jun 15 2008 9:54 AM

My father never smoked, he lead a healthy life, ate anti-carcinogenic foods, etc. That is not what caused his cancer. And most people that get pancreatic cancer have a similar healthy lifestyle like my father did. So unfortunately, education is not going to help prevent this disease. It is the least funded and one of the most deadly. That is why I am doing this. I hope you never have to go through what I went through.

Take care,
Bobbi Billard
donn-AHHH





Jun 14 2008 10:47 PM

hahaha.
i guess that would make sense.
donn-AHHH





Jun 14 2008 10:39 PM

lol. That's funny.
I wish there were more squirrels here.
NKOTB MANIA!!





Jun 9 2008 8:00 PM

I am moving to Vegas in 2 weeks :)
NKOTB MANIA!!





Jun 9 2008 12:16 AM


MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts
NKOTB MANIA!!





Jun 9 2008 12:00 AM

Hey u! U can delete the apps u don't want by clicking the x on them! I am doing good. Stressed over my upcoming move.
LEaving in 2 weeks!
NKOTB MANIA!!





Jun 8 2008 10:55 PM

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