Joel Ryan™
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"HUMAN PRIDE!!! ...SQUIRREL PRIDE TOO!!!I LOVE the squirrels!"
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29 years old
San Jose, California
United States
Last Login:7/19/2008
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Joel Ryan™'s Interests
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| General | Working out, hiking... I like freshwater planted aquaria, gardening, houseplants, bla, bla, bla... oh, almost forgot... (yeah, whatever) SEX! | | Music | My preference is always changing. I hate it. I like something for a couple days then I don't like it anymore. I definitely don't like any of the mainstream or radio crap. | | Movies | Action, martial arts, porn. Fantasy too. (no, fantasy isn't just for kids) I wish steven king would do a TV series of The Dark Tower series. Steven King should also do a TV series of his own version of Alice and Wonderland. That would be SOOOO WICKED!!! TV series? ...because I hate to read. | | Television | Lost (the best show on Earth!!!), the new Bionic Woman, Kyle XY, and the new Dr. Who.
| | Books | HELLLLLLLLL NO!!! I was forced to go to school for my entire childhood! I graduated. I am DONE! NO MORE! | | Heroes | My parents. My dog. My fish. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!. |
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USA Gymnastics, Tricksters, Ripped, Wrapped, and Ready for Gymnastics!, California Airsoft, Mixed Martial Arts enthusiasts (MMA), Martial Arts Club, Aquarium Fish, Freshwater Planted Aquariums
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Joel Ryan™'s Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Earth. | | Body type: | 5' 9" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Gemini | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | Someday | | Occupation: | If you're looking 4 money U wont find love. |
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Joel Ryan™'s Schools
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Oak Grove High
San Jose,California
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
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Joel Ryan™ feels like a KING and is going back out! Read my bulletin about what happened to me!
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Joel Ryan™'s Latest Blog Entry
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I had a nightmare last night!
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Why do they call it "in bed"? I’m not into "sedentary" sex.
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Workout update: Saturday
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How I fixed my bad neck in 1 week!
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Tuesday's workout: Back and biceps.
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About me:
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On June 1st 2008 I decided to become a full blown bodybuilder rather than just a martial artist and a gymnast. Those weren't giving me my dream body. I want to get "FUCKING YOKED"! By July 16th I already gained 10 lbs.
I am Joel, I like women, I LOVE the squirrels, I am NOT vegetarian, I DO NOT drink alcohol, I LOVE to WORKOUT, I workout consistently (therefore I still have my puberty and I'm always horny... NOT to say I will hook up with anyone, I just want a girl that is the same), I drink TONS of milk, I like to grow everything I get my hands on, I am NOT religious, I spend as little money as possible (because that's how you get rich), and I HATE smokers! I have to say that again. I HATE SMOKERS!!! One more time! I FUCKING HATE PIECE OF SHIT SMOKERS!!!
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Who I'd like to meet:
A girlfriend and friends.
Nobody too young! If you're like 10 years younger than me that is a HUGE turn off! It's gross!
I would like to have a female bodybuilder girlfriend with huge muscles but since my chances are very slim I'll take any girl who works out and likes to go hiking and walking and likes plants and gardening.
NO SMOKERS!!!
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