One Eye
This is Crank
This is Crank I want your blood. I want your soul. I want them both right now.

Male
30 years old
Second Stool From the Corner, New Jersey
United States



Last Login: 11/10/2009
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GeneralHi, my name is Crank...and I approved this message.

Grendel - "Hate This (Northborne remix)"



chainsaw..
Music.. Tool is the best band ever. Alice in Chains, Type O, Pantera, old Metallica, Fear Factory, Slipknot, David Allan Coe, Willie Nelson, Life of Agony, Lords of Acid, Genitorturers, Seraphim Shock, older Manson, NIN, White/Rob Zombie, Soundgarden (Cornell's solo shit is fucking good too), Superjoint Ritual, Korn, Slayer. Whatever. I'm not gonna keep listing cause it will just keep going. I'm a metalhead at heart, but I like a bunch of country, mostly older stuff. Grew up on oldies, so that's cool. Whatever it is, it's got to be original sounding. If it sounds like everything else that's out (see: just about all new music), I'll just wait ten years for all the bullshit to wash away. Sometimes what's left doesn't sound so bad anymore. Oh yeah, and the world would be a better place if all the rappers would finish killing each other over 'yo momma' jokes or whatever the fuck it is that's so important. Listen to my awesome music...

TelevisionSlayer.. Silly dog food...
Dog Food Ad 1.. cant eat a cat.. vegan life add..'n some cat.....
This is why I voted for him, twice. And I'd do it all over again, hippies.
bush eating a kitten Otis Driftwood set on fire Tampon Pictures, Images and Photos Exploding Cat Pictures, Images and Photos
BooksCharlie Manson Love Smilies Photobucket The only cat I've ever liked. zombie Pictures, Images and Photos
HeroesOne day, I hope to be as cool as ANGE.

Also, Alf.
alf 7.. Oh, and I'm not kidding about this. forrest Gump Pictures, Images and Photos
Groups: Big Johns PubThe Hotsauce FanclubPhil Anselmo Is the GOD OF METALFord TrucksDRINK and FIGHT!!The Cult of AngeR_Drinking Games_poi zen pyrophilia

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     One Eye's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Serious Relationships
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:City of Squirrels
Body type:8' 6" / Body builder
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Scientologist
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Impaired
Income:$250,000 and Higher

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Music - Performance - Flugelhorn
That's right, ladies...the flugelhorn.
Nightlife - Marketing - Promoter
I encourage year-round participation in winter sports. Do it...come on...it'll be fun!
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Unless your bar is Big John's, fuck your bar.



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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test myspace..



I think I got the theft thing cause I don't like surveillance cameras. Niggers steal. I am not a nigger. Apparently, I am a violent, naked, drunk. WOO-HOO for all of that fun stuff!

What crime would you most likely commit?
created with QuizFarm.com
You scored as Murder

You would most likely kill someone, so watch out mr.anger management.

Murder

100%

Being Drunk in Public

100%

Public Nudity

92%

Theft

42%

Fraud

25%


Take the quiz:
What's your sexual fetish? (NOW WITH PICS!!!)

Bondage!
Your fetish is Bondage! Yeah, baby, hurt me! that duct tape SO turns me on.

If this is a surprise to you, you just haven't been paying any attention. And where the hell is my picture? If only I knew how to post my own pic.




Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.

You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.

Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.
filet mignon
You taste like filet mignon. You are the epitome
of fine taste and everyone knows it. You are
expensive, well aged, and in demand!

How do you taste?
Brian is one fine ass cut of meat. He tastes good. i love how the fire and the guys face turned out

<div class=

CoolChaser
.. acid kid

Who I'd like to meet:
I want to meet everyone, but if you want to be my MySpaz friend, send me a message first. If we don't talk first, I'll feel like a filthy whore. I'd like to meet you. Please click below for my witty pickup line:
.. ....
If you give me any shit about MyTopFriends, I'm gonna just take you off...and that will mean just as much to our friendship as your location on this stupid list...not a damn thing.
Build a man a fire, you warm him for a day. Set a man on fire, you warm him for the rest of his life.
lick my balls. :)



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~Rayners~

~Rayners~



Oct 29 2009 7:00 PM

HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY OLD BALLS!! XOXOX LOL
Dark*Star

Dark*Star



Oct 29 2009 3:00 PM

garry

garry



Oct 17 2009 6:57 AM

fuck ur couch its garry what up son
NOTCH

NOTCH



Oct 13 2009 5:28 PM

HEY WHATS UP. HOWS JERZEY. IJUSTGOT MYMYSPACE BACK IGOT DELETED I GOT HOLEGE FIRST  SOKEEP ME POSTED AND  LET ME KNOW ABOUT THE PARTYS  I MIGHT BECOMING UP TO VISIT SOON ILL LET U KNOW
George

George Coggins



Oct 13 2009 3:00 AM

hellz yeah matey, that be da boot! da mario boot!
OMINOUS JAY Available for studio drumming

Jay Meerholz, Drums, ominous



Oct 12 2009 9:28 PM

"Your Tragedy" by Ominous from JNP Productions on Vimeo.

George

George Coggins



Oct 8 2009 6:04 AM

ahoy matey, when u stoppin in next?
Judy

Judy



Sep 30 2009 4:43 PM




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Jello Mellon ♥EZZO♥

Brittaney Ezzo



Sep 18 2009 3:19 AM

haha thanks for the comments!! they were great.. how ya been?
Modern Age Redneck

Its monkey Bitches



Sep 11 2009 1:50 AM

everyday is an accomplishment to me no matter what, it means one day down is one day closer to being home and being with everyone, one more day less of my term and one more day of me learning new things that the normal civilian cant learn .....united states army hoooah

thats the whole quote i made it up bored .....sober ...haha
1NKSLING3R

Tattoo Artist



Sep 2 2009 7:24 PM

nah, no facebook as on yet... maybe soon, though...
aPpLe BoTtom

Ada Badalamenti



Aug 21 2009 10:13 PM

lol thanks man.. i was pretty lit lol
timmay!!!!!!

timmay!!!!!!



Aug 18 2009 8:44 PM

Ahhhh.... that's such a gewd tune!!!  FUCK, EAT, KILL!!!!  it was gewd live!!!
*~Im a scientist lets experiment~*

*~Im a scientist lets experiment~*



Aug 18 2009 5:46 PM

aww thank you......He makes me real happy...The rock thing though we are gonna have to work on..I don't no what Kevin's obsession with rocks are about.
Joseph W James

Joseph W James



Aug 17 2009 7:04 PM

Shane

Shane



Aug 10 2009 11:08 AM

That's RIGHT. Thanks Cranks.
k3v1n™

k3v1n™



Aug 7 2009 9:20 PM

So Ha! She told you! =P
1NKSLING3R

Tattoo Artist



Aug 6 2009 5:56 PM

nope... and i try to make th price worth th drive, lol...
1NKSLING3R

Tattoo Artist



Aug 6 2009 5:49 PM

hey man... i work from my home in wallkill...

where are you at?
*~Im a scientist lets experiment~*

*~Im a scientist lets experiment~*



Aug 5 2009 4:59 AM

i thought of you when i seen this one...when did they put this one on here?
k3v1n™

k3v1n™



Jul 31 2009 9:01 PM

lol  wow  u messed up boy  haha
*~Im a scientist lets experiment~*

*~Im a scientist lets experiment~*



Jul 26 2009 3:23 AM

How many kids under 2 do you see with that big of a Mohawk haha...i waited for his hair to grow that long to do it...i didnt want little spikes i wanted it to be a nice size one haha...Either hes gonna hate me when he gets older for this hair cut or hes gonna love me and tell everyone how awesome his mom use to be before she had a walker with a big ass haha...whats up...u shall kill u for forgetting the E in my name...that hurts man haha
~mAryaNgel~

~mAryaNgel~



Jul 23 2009 9:48 PM

Tuesdays and Fridays Buddy!! Come visit
Glory's Gore Photography

Glory's Gore Photography



Jul 22 2009 9:24 PM

guess what?!?!
Gorey Glory Frankenstein

Gorey Glory Frankenstein



Jul 21 2009 4:00 PM

lol ur nuts...
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