Eli is our bassist and he likes men. He likes men the way Michael Jackson likes boys. Eli likes to watch Bambi and cry.
Favorite Bands: Esteban
Favorite Movies: Lords of Flatbush
Favorite Quote: "Go to hell bitch"
Tim is our guitarist, backup vocalist and a stand-up guy. Everyone pretty much agrees that Tim is the coolest and hottest member of the band. He's the six-time winner of Guitar Center's Guitarmaggedon. Legendary guitarist Yngwie Malmsteen once kissed his feet.
Favorite Bands: Dr. Dre Mutha Fucka.
Favorite Movies: The Brave Little Toaster
Favorite Quote: "I'm better."
Vince is our drummer and he also likes men. Sometimes him and Eli have sex behind the drum kit at practice while Tim goes out to save babies from burning buildings. Vince is a giver/pitcher.
Favorite Bands: that one crappy all girl band that we saw at the Palace once during a battle of the bands.
Favorite Movies: Sense and Sensability.
Favorite Quote: "Yeah?"
Influences
Misfits, Tiger Army, The Nekromantix, AFI, Danzig, Mad Sin, WESLEY WILLIS, The Independents, The Ramones and the Frantic Flattops.
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