BRYAN

Otherwise know as Fast Yellow or Uncle Bryn, Bryan, plays guitar and is the main vocalist of One Man Orgy. Bryan has a wide range of musical taste and likes most stuff from early thrash up to modern day punk and all that comes in between. Bry's main weapon of choice is a PRS through a TSL Marshall, but he owns about 6 million guitars and also a Fender De Ville Amp.
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CLIFF

Cliff is the bass player and backing vocalist. He's been playing bass for about 6 years and will argue all day that he's a guitarist, but listening to the way he plays its blatantly obvious that he is in fact shit at both. He spouts his main influence as Les Claypool (fuck knows why) Normally uses a vintage 5 string (which he's broke) through a Laney Top/McGregor Cab combo.
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JOHN

John gets pissed and plays guitar. He uses a Parker Fly through a Marshall DSL, and is a pain in the arse when it comes to getting his sound right. No matter how many combinations of tones he uses he still thinks it sounds gash. His main influence is being under the influence.
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The drummer is Merv. He likes cars, cows, monkeys and onions. He plays a Yamaha Birch custom apparently, but we wouldn't know as we're not even allowed to look at it, nevermind play it.
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