The savoury conclusion to conker fight between a gaggle of transvestites from Skegness, and your mother, as the local council take away your weapons, substituting them for blocks of Rowntree jelly (raspberry flavoured), and then screaming down a loud hailer at you:"Who cares about your hair, when you're wearing shoes like that?!!"
Or something like that......just have a listen...should be obvious...(apparantly)
One Track Pony is the side project of Mike 'B' Smith, bass player with the Chichester/Brighton based combo Grzzly, after an unfortunate series of events....
3 months ago,Mike 'B' was requested to add a musical score to the comedy-farce,"Whoops, there goes my trousers!" as performed by the Grayshott Social Complex Players (amateur). The resulting piece was laughed out of theCompany manager's portacabin to howls of dirrison and much-felt mocking. Peeved by the reaction, he called upon his fellow drinking pal, Babs Hoop, and together they reduced nearby stocks of alcohol until their tongue's fell off.
They awoke the next morning to find themselves in a bit of a pickle. With the help of someone they found stuck to the toilet, they pieced together the events of the night before....
...it appears they two ended up in some dive downtown, and had succumbed to the charms of 'Hungry Gusset', a trio of transvestites bound together on a mission to bend the laws of musical-physics....
Hi, through out JULY AND AUGUST we are slashing our day time rehearsal prices. Between 10am and 5pm all our rooms are either £6 or £7 per hour including weekends. Making us one of the cheapest in SUSSEX. Plus If you buy 3 hours we will even throw in a 4th totally FREE. YES TOTALLY FREE.
OUR RECORDING RATES ARE STILL JUST AS AFFORDABLE TOO, FULL DAYS FROM £200 ALL IN.
So come and rehearse and record in one of the best equipped music complex's in the South.
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Hey Mike. Happy Birthday. I wish we could, but you know we aren't into drinking. Plus I am still haveing some health issues at the moment with my head. I hope you have a good time and get really drunk.lol
Hey mikey thanks 4 the bday comment, hope your ok? your bday drinks sounds gd just send me the info when u guys know. Hows the world of new look and delivery? lol miss ya xx
Hey mike chi is going really well thanks part from the massive deliverys!!! we have gone to 5 days a week deliverys now they were outta control hehe, na i dont work saturdays hate them!! Hows u? and hows the lovely bognore regis?? My birthday is next thursday soo exciting goin out for drinks next weekend if u wanted to come?? xxxx
...hey mikey moo...how the devil are ya???....i think you should come to brighton for a drinky night with me n the wayley!!....monkey love to you and gaynor x
Hey Hey... Just got in from the final day of the sock in THANK GOD!! The shop looks amazing!! But its been bloody hard work! The only thing missing is Mikey to keep me amused Hope your ok.. Yea def pop in to c me xxx
GOLIMAR MAR MAR MAR MAR MAR!!!!! the show went amazingly well, we managed to sell out the venue & everyone loved the bands we had on. can't wait to do the next one. that wud have been cool to do guns 2 roses gig, do you reckon he might ask you to do any others in the future?
