Basics:
Name: Anju Mia Effin Gonzalez
Date of Birth: 05/27/1988
Birthplace: Houston, TX
Current Location: New York, New York :(
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Dark then down the line Blonde.
Height: 5 foot 5 inches
Heritage: PR & Bermudian
Piercings: My ears...
Tattoos: None. Favourite:
Band/Singer: no one in perticular...but that lady from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs is pretty cool.
Song: Trashmen - Surfin Bird
Movie: Snatch
Disney Movie: Lil Mermaid
TV show: Scrubs
Color: Black & Blue
Food: Pasta
Pizza topping: Pepperoni & Mushrooms
Ice-Cream Flavor: Cookies and CREAM
Drink (alcoholic): 151
Soda: Root Beer
Store: Ive found a new love, Zara
Clothing Brand: AE usually makes cute stuff...
Shoe Brand: Converse
Season: Spring & Fall
Month: May (cause of my birthday...)
Holiday/Festival: Christmas
Flower: Tulips
Make-Up Item: Mascara
Board game: Chess This or That:
Sunny or rainy: Sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: Love
Phone or in person: In Person
Looks or personality: Personality
Coffee or tea: Tea
Hot or cold: Cold Your:
Goal for this year: Get EMS certz
Most missed memory: Florida, in general.
Best physical feature: Smile
First thought waking up: What time is it...?
Hypothetical personality disorder: I really dont like people...in general. like at all. This isnt really hypothetical. its true.
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Nose job...or more boobies. :D
Sesame street alter ego: Oscar
Fairytale alter ego: Sleeping Beauty. :)
Most stupid remark: I say A LOT of stupid things, and usually at the wrong time...
Worst crime: Theaving from an over priced place. Sokay, i still stell ur shit UO.
Greatest ambition: Become a Doc.
Greatest fear: Babies.
Darkest secret: Will stay a dark secret.
Favorite subject: Science
Strangest received gift: A bright ass orange tank top. you expect me to wear that?! Yeah righhh
Worst habit: I interupt people while they er taking. :-/ Do You:
Smoke: No
Drink: Occasionally
Curse: All the time. :D
Shower daily: Yeah usually. Sometimes i just dont want to, then regreate it when i take a shower and see how dirty i was.
Like thunderstorms: Mos Deff
Dance in the rain: Not dance, play.
Sing: No.
Play an instrument: Ive played Bass, and Violin, never stuck with it though...Dunno why, I liked playing them...
Get along with your parents: Eh.
Wish on stars: I forget sometimes.
Believe in fate: No, not really....
Believe in love at first sight: Lust yeah, love i dunno. Can You:
Drive: Better than you i bet.
Sew: Haha Yeah.
Cook: Yeah.
Speak another language: I have been studying Japanese since 5th grade, and i still dont speak it.
Dance: Sortta.
Sing: No
Touch your nose with your tongue: A little, yea.
Whistle: I used to be able to do it way better than i do now...
Curl your tongue: Deff. Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Yea
Been Stoned/High: No
Eaten Sushi: Yep, i can even make it. :)
Been in Love: Yeah.
Skipped school: Once. It never seemed to have a point to me....
Made prank calls: No, never.
Sent someone a love letter: No.
Stolen something: Yeah.
Cried yourself to sleep: No, not to sleep. Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Lack of common Sense.
Are you right or left handed? LEFT! LEFT! LEFT!
What is your bedtime? When working, 9pm when not, 12...
Name three things you can't live without: This computer right here, cell phone, bank account. :)
What is the color of your room? White. Ick.
Do you have any siblings? 2 elder sisters. And a half bro...who i havent talked to...ever. Cause im a bitch...
Do you have any pets? Nope.
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Yes.
What is you middle name? M.I.A.
What are you nicknames? JuJu
Are you for or against gay marriage? It icky to look at, but WHATEVER let them pay taxes.
Do you have a crush on anyone? yeah i guess.
Are you afraid of the dark? Yeah deff.
How do you want to die? Scared Shittless doing something really awesome!
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? 3
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Fuck no, he wears the vest not me. Lol, j/k i try to get him out of the way not take it...id rather cry over him not me...
What is the last law you've broken? Trespassing. :/ In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Green
Height: taller than me
Weight: +150lbs
Most important physical feature: Face.
Biggest turn-off When he doesnt stand up for me. What a pussy ass nigga...
You Are An INTP
The Thinker
You are analytical and logical - and on a quest to learn everything you can.
Smart and complex, you always love a new intellectual challenge.
Your biggest pet peeve is people who slow you down with trivial chit chat.
A quiet maverick, you tend to ignore rules and authority whenever you feel like it.
In love, you are an easy person to fall for. But not an easy person to stay in love with.
Although you are quite flexible, you often come off as aloof or argumentative.
At work, you are both a logical and creative thinker. You are great at solving problems.
You would make an excellent mathematician, programmer, or professor.
How you see yourself: Creative, fair, and tough-minded
When other people don't get you, they see you as: arrogant, cold, and robotic
Well, fuck you, too. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin' . Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos.
Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart!
Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on!
Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust!
Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. Fuck You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal ass!
Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place.
Who I'd like to meet:
Its an autopsy. Think about it before you push play.
Dont Worry, Die Fabulously's Friend Space (Randomized)
I was there too. On Saturday. Or Staten Island, i always them confused. My friend's dad had a barbecue. He has a pool, so i was so there. It was freaking hot. I needed that. I don't remember much. I was kinda trashed. I don't drink that much anymore so it doesn't take that many cups to do it. But i was cool.
Ha ha! Sorry i liked it. It reminded me of myself. That'll probably be me in the future. So how are you? Did you drink enough on your b-day? Or too much?
JUJU bean !! thank you for helping to watch oscar. I bet he thinks you are his mommy now. We will be there for yoru b day. So make sure you are off missy ! Ha! Cao! Love momo.
It doesn't matter. Birthday cakes make everyone feel better."
