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Ookie Cookie

General Info

  • Genre: 2-step / Acoustic / Comedy

    Location SAINT AUGUSTINE, Florida, US

    Profile Views: 2011

    Last Login: 12/27/2007

    Member Since 11/4/2006

    Record Label Signed

    Type of Label Major

  • Bio

    OOKIE COOKIE was formed in the late 80's. Touring the states and in 1994 went on their first world tour becoming world renouned and famous. Soon after, they began turning down major record labels left and right in order to keep true to their music. Later, signing on to Interscope for 6 albums and 30 million dollars, but still keeping true to their orignal sound. "Ookie" soon came to the realization that all good music had already been made and became a full on cover band. Bringing with them their pattened sound schemes and onstage antics rooted in real life seriousness. Classically trained, Jeremey brings a sense of syncopated jazz and haunting refrains reminiscent of Bach or Mozart with a relentless raw talent that only a flinstone vitamin addiction could instill. He allegedly spent 300 dollars on Flinstone chewables. ("chews" as he calls them before every show) A near fatal, freak exercise bike accident, where he crashed into his personal trainer and lifelong friend, Charles Windman, ending his life. Jeremey decided it was time check into rehab for his "chews", a severely underated addiction. He spent a full year in rehab. Grief stricken about the loss of his friend, Jeremey found a strong faithful belief in an underground mix of Agnostic and Scientology. Hard times soon followed for our good friend. In 1997, he was allegedly found with the corpse of a dead hooker in his closet. The police released a statement, clearing his name saying, "Ookie's most valued player was clearly framed by the hookers, Singapore based family looking only to tarnish his good name and bring down Ookie Cookie." Jeremy's wife, an unknown artist lives happily in Madrid, taking care of their 7 children all adopted from Singapore. The other juggernaut of Ookie Cookie, Justus, was born a poor, Jewish Phillipino boy in Queens, New York. He began playing the the chapman stick at an early age and made a name for himself early on. At the age of 5 he made it into the Guiness Book of World Records for playing the longest lead to Lynard Skynard's "Freebird", playing for ten months, three days, 13 hours, 45 minutes and 16 seconds. Just barely taking victory from a Finnish man who played for a mere 10 hours. Justus finds his inspiration through his violent past of performing "alter boy services" for his local parish. When he isn't banging with those sticks, he finds his release playing hide and go seek with blind buffalo on the mean and often dangerous plains of North Dakota. This fine musician recently lost his wife in the great spinach poisioning epedemic. Justus deals with his grief knowing that he did absolutely nothing to make her life any better. This may be contributed to his addiction to diet caffeine free jazz black cherry vanilla turkey dinner Coke with splenda. Joining the band this month, none other than THE personal trainer turned badass accordian player, Charles, "Giggles" Windman. He received his accordian lessons while living in Germany with an ex-nazi turned catholic who passionately teaches the lessons of hatred and forgiveness through the sweet, sweet sounds of those long, hard pipes and the gentle squeezing of the large, swollen bags. Everyone in the band prides themselves on having the largest "talents" in the business. Relentlessly, they enter every city, state and country with the passion of finding young women with a great desire to be in close quarters with raging talent willing to do anything to help inspire these fine musicians. So, if this band is near your city, be sure to put on something sleezy, grab your cash and rush down to the tour bus. You won't be dissapointed in the action you will partake of. Get your cookie soaked.
  • Members

    lead guitar..squeeling=Justus lead guitar/squeeling=Jeremy
  • Influences

    shitty music
  • Sounds Like

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  • Irene O. Rall



    How are you? My New friend.Thanks a lot for adding

    1 year ago
  • Jungle Mastering

    Hey Ookie Cookie, when you need your music mastered contact us.

    4 years ago
  • Rev. Swan Thealmighty

    Ummm...but you aren't leaving. Where will you go? Will you come, tuck your penis, and be my bitch?

    4 years ago
  • Noel Quintana

    lowe hotties wont let you know how they feel about size.
    I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that lowe has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny thing and in three months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow packs from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them.ABTHK.COM
    I found out when I was at his house, three saturdays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with packs in it, there was like seven full packs and three empty ones, all ordered from ABTHK.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
    I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his johnson and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
    I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 packs from the website at ABTHK.COM for you know who.. he does not have a web page, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the packs will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing.ABTHK.COM
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    4 years ago
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    4 years ago
  • Mikey Horton

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    key

    5 years ago
  • Rev. Swan Thealmighty

    This is my favorite band...EVER!

    The talent of Ringo Starr.
    The mojo of Yanni.
    The sex appeal of Michael Bolton.
    The voice of Prince on acid and helium.

    God my cunt bleeds for you.

    5 years ago

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