Dan O.P.P.
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"I hate my great great great great great great grandfather. He's dead to me."
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25 years old
Stamford, Connecticut
United States
Last Login:7/18/2008
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Dan O.P.P.'s Interests
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| General | comedy, sports, poker, drinking beer in excess, drinking beer with INXS, auto-erotic asphyxiation, making inappropriate jokes about dead singers | | Music | I'm constantly trying to broaden my musical horizons. I like everything from rap and hip hop to classic rock from the '60 and '70s. I don't limit myself to genres. A good song is a good song. My favorite bands include, but are not limited to: 311, Sublime, Beastie Boys, Incubus, The Who, Weezer, Tom Petty, The Grateful Dead, etc. | | Movies | 40 Year Old Virgin, Waiting, Office Space, Dodgeball, Team America, Dumb and Dumber, Meet the Parents, Freak Talks About Sex, Road Trip, Euro Trip, Not Another Teen Movie, Matrix 1 and 2, Equilibrium, Donnie Darko, Memento, A Clockwork Orange, Saw, Shaun of the Dead, Super Troopers, Old School, Anchorman | | Television | stand-up comedy, Family Guy, American Dad, Entourage, Chappelle Show, South Park, ESPN, Real Time w/ Bill Maher, Lucky Louie, Dog Bites Man, Real World/Road Rules Challenges, Next (Hey, we're not here to judge.) | | Books | 1984, Animal Farm, Brave New World, Of Mice and Men, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Fahrenheit 451, Harrington on Hold'em | | Heroes | The people who designed the 1998 Ford Ranger. If they had half-assed it, I might not be here today. For serious. |
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Dan O.P.P.'s Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Hudson, MA | | Body type: | 6' 2" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Technical Support Engineer | | Income: | $60,000 to $75,000 |
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Dan O.P.P.'s Companies
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Fujifilm Medical Systems
Stamford, CT US
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About me:
I have been known to write for a little website called Points in Case. I suggest you check it out.
I grew up in Hudson, Mass, a suburban town with sound public schools and stable family life. I didn't want my kids to grow up that way, so I skipped town at 18. I'll be damned if I continue the cycle of holding down a good job and putting my kids through college. The very thought nauseates me.
Likes
Uncontrollable laughter
The smell of a wood stove on a cold day
Shock value
Competition
Any form of athletics
Trying new things
Visiting new places
Panoramic views
Hearing a sick ass song for the first time
BK Rodeo Cheeseburgers
New England
Natural rushes
A hard rap beat
The unmapped journey of life
Dislikes
Traffic
Oversensitivity
Close-mindedness
Selfishness
Fear of change
Unfunny comedians
Parents at youth sports games
When good songs get overplayed
The dead of winter
When the gas pump is broken such that it stops pumping every half gallon
The ear sweat that remains on my cell phone after a call
Those lists will be ever expanding
Comedians Who Tickle My Naughty Bits
Brian Regan
Mitch Hedberg
Dwayne Perkins
Dave Attell
Nick Swardson
Steven Wright
KT Tatara
Demetri Martin
Greg Giraldo
Brian Posehn
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Who I'd like to meet:
People who like to laugh, orgasm, or vomit. I can be the catalyst for all three of these things.
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