About me:
Many eons ago, when wolverines roamed the earth and gas was a nickel, a housewife in Reno caused a tiny rip in the space-time continuum in a mishap involving a hair crimper and some Pringles.
From out if this rip sprang a delightful, witty creature whose creativity and sense of irony were unparalleled in the known world. Its name was Orange Alexander. Though Orange was composed entirely of the mineral bauxite, he possessed a highly intelligent nature and a keen fashion sense.
However, Orange could only wear t-shirts, as all other clothing was too hard on his mineral surface. But as he looked around his new space-time home, he found himself disgusted by all the insipid, puerile messages he saw on the T-shirts everyone was wearing.
So, one day Orange decided to start his own T-shirt company. Now he produces one-of-a kind shirts that are sometimes political, often irreverent, occasionally weird, but always fun. Vintage-styled and hand-printed, Orange's shirts are the perfect antidote to a culture deadened by numbing corporate homogeneity.
Two years and still going strong-ish,
http://www.orangealexander.com.
Who I'd like to meet:
While meeting a celebrity is a fleeting moment that will only be interesting to friends the first three times you tell them, I think it is much more interesting to strive to be a celebrity. Particularly after a lifetime of trying, with no benefits received. That increasing level of anger at your own failure will make you a celebrity at the local water hole, where you drown your rage with shots of Jack, screw the Coke. Sounds like a sweet time, right?
Comments
Nov 28 2008 6:27 PM
I'm thinking about getting the wii-vil shirt for my brother for Christmas.
Nov 27 2008 5:53 PM
And thanks again for the "Red On You" shirt.
:D
Oct 26 2008 6:32 AM
October 30, 2008
THE FIRE
412 W. Girard Avenue
Philadelphia, PA 19123
www. iourecords. com/thefire
Apr 19 2008 1:45 AM
Thanks
Mar 18 2008 2:10 AM
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Oct 29 2007 2:56 PM
Congrats on the Eagles. Ahem.
Oct 25 2007 7:37 PM
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