Dave
"I will never be awesome."

Male
34 years old
PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania
United States



Last Login:7/26/2008
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    Dave's Interests
GeneralMusic, music, music.
MusicThis is the best band you've probably never heard: Coinmonster.

311
The Abominable Iron Sloth
Acid Bath
Acid King
All
All That Remains
The Allman Brothers Band
Anthrax
Artimus Pyledriver
Astrosoniq
At The Drive In
Atomic Bitchwax
Bad Religion
Baroness
Battlefields
Beastie Boys
Beaten Back to Pure
Big Black
the Black Dahlia Murder
Black Mountain
Black Sabbath
The Bloodhound Gang
Bongzilla
Boris
Botch
Buried at Sea
Burnout
Bury the Needle
Candiria
Candlemass
Cave In
Chavez
Clutch
Coalesce
Core
Crotchduster
Cult of Luna
D.R.I.
Damn the Machine
Miles Davis
Dead Meadow
Deadbird
Death From Above 1979
Dillinger Escape Plan
Dimmu Borgir
Dog Fashion Disco
Down
Dozer
Electric Wizard
Ethel Meserve
Exodus
Eyehategod
Failure
Faith No More
Floor
Forbidden
Fu Manchu
Fudge Tunnel
Fugazi
Glassjaw
God is an Astronaut
Godflesh
Gov' Mule
Greenmachine
Gruntruck
Guttermouth
GWAR
Harkonen
Haste
The Haunted
He Is Legend
Hermano
the Hidden Hand
High on Fire
His Hero is Gone
Hum
I Mother Earth
In Flames
Indian
Iota
Iron Maiden
ISIS
Jawbox
Jedi Mind Tricks
The Jesus Lizard
Karma To Burn
Katatonia
King Crimson
Kita
KMFDM
Kylesa
Kyuss
Lamb of God
Las Cruses
Led Zeppelin
Life, Sex and Death
Lowrider
M.O.D.
Machine Head
Mastodon
Maylene and the Sons of Disaster
Melvins
Meshuggah
Milligram
Minus the Bear
Monster Magnet
Mr. Bungle
Municipal Waste
My Dying Bride
NOFX
Nothingface
Nuclear Assault
Ocean
old Metallica
the Ocean
Ohm
Opeth
Jaco Pastorius
Pelican
Pink Floyd
Porcupine Tree
Primus
Queens of the Stone Age
Queensryche
Quicksand
Rebreather
Red Sparowes
Refused
Riverside
Rush
Rwake
Saviours
Secret Chief 3
Sepultura
Shadow's Fall
Shudder To Think
Sixty Watt Shaman
Sleep
Solace
Snapcase
Snot
Soilent Green
Soilwork
Swarm of the Lotus
The Sword
Taint
Testament
Thrice
Tides
Titan
Tool
Torche
Trouble
Type O Negative
Ufomammut
Unearth
Unida
Vision of Disorder
Voivod
Wrathchild America
Year Long Disaster
Year of No Light
YOB
Zoroaster
John Zorn
Zozobra
ZZ Top

Movies12 Monkeys, Airplane!, Airplane 2, Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery, Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me, Austin Powers in Goldmember, Beerfest, Big Fish, Casino Royale, Clerks, Club Dread, Dogma, Domino, Donnie Darko, Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, Fight Club, Freddie Got Fingered, Full Metal Jacket, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters 2, House of 1000 Corpses, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Lord of the Rings – The Fellowship of the Ring, Lord of the Rings – The Two Towers, Lord of the Rings – The Return of the King, Lucky Number Slevin, Mallrats, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Office Space, Orgazmo, Saved!, Serenity, Sin City, South Park: The Movie, Star Wars (all six movies), Super Troopers, Team America: World Police, The Devil's Rejects, Transformers, V for Vendetta
TelevisionArrested Development, Scrubs, The Office, Numb3rs, Chuck, Life, Heroes, LOST...
BooksMy library.

Mark Z. Danielewski
House of Leaves

Douglas Adams
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - The Complete Edition
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul

M. John Harrison
Light


     Dave's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:The 8th Circle of Hell (look it up)
Body type:6' 1"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Children:Proud parent
Occupation:MACHINE

   Dave's Schools
Altoona Area Hs
Altoona, PENNSYLVANIA
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Major: Advanced Academics
Minor: bass/guitar
Clubs: outcasts anonymous, musicians elite in training, general douchebaggery, wallflower-extraordinaire
 

1989 to 1992

   Dave's Networking
Music - Performance - Guitar
rock.
Music - Performance - Bass

Music - Production - Creative Director
hahaha...

   Dave's Companies
Carnegie Mellon University Bookstore
Pittsburgh, PA US
slave to the numbers
666

now
SB Ministries
Pittsburgh, PA US
Magus
rockin' the fuck out

June '05 to present



Dave is wondering if you are coming to the 31st St Pub on Saturday... Yeah? Bring friends.

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   Dave's Blurbs
About me:
I play guitar in
Satanic Bat.
I also played bass in
Gasoline Dion.
I used to play bass for this band before it fell apart due to my own issues and problems at the time:
Negative Theory.
I played guitar/stuff in this group as well:
Diving for Orchids.

Someday I think I might learn how to actually play the damned guitar. ;)

I like books. I'm open to new suggestions about books. Try me.

"Let's be realistic about this, the guitar can be the most blasphemous device on the face of the earth. That's why I like it... The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar: now that's my idea of a good time."
- Frank Zappa

"I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white."
- Frank Zappa

"Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid."
- Frank Zappa

"There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another."
- Frank Zappa

"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
- Frank Zappa

"Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something."
- Frank Zappa

Do not fear mistakes, there are none. ~ Miles Davis

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Bad Religion

"Do What You Want"

Hey do what you want, but don't do it around me.
Idleness and dissipation breed apathy.
I sit on my ass all goddamn day,
A misanthropic anthropoid with nothing to
Say what you must, do all you can,
Break all the fucking rules and
Go to Hell with Superman and
Die like a champion, yeah hey!

Hey I don't know if the billions will survive,
But I'll believe in God when 1 and 1 are 5.
My moniker is man and I'm rotten to the core.
I'll tear down the building just to pass through the door.
So do what you must, do all you can,
Break all the fucking rules and
Go to Hell with Superman and
Die like a champion, yeah hey!

Who I'd like to meet:
Bands, people into music, people who play music, people who like people who play music... people that like guitars, basses and general noise-making devices.

Oh, and Mike Patton.

Chances are that I don't want to meet you unless you fall into the above categorizations. There have been a few exceptions though...

Attention bands: If you added me and I accepted and then for some reason you notice that I deleted you it's because I didn't like your band and I never got around to listening to you until then. Don't take it personally, if I think you suck it's just my opinion. If you do take it personally, then you're probably in the wrong business.


   Dave's Calendar ( View All )
Jul 26 2008 9:00P
Satanic Bat at 31st St Pub w/ EARTHRIDE, CHANO, VON DANE @ 31st St Pub w/ EARTHRIDE, CHANO, VON DANE
Aug 31 2008 8:00P
Satanic Bat at BRITNERSTOCK @ BRITNERSTOCK
Sep 6 2008 9:00P
Satanic Bat at Krug’s Place w/ ARGUS, EARTHRIDE, VALKYRIE @ Krug’s Place w/ ARGUS, EARTHRIDE, VALKYRIE
Oct 11 2008 9:00P
Satanic Bat w/ Way Down East at Aldo’s Place @ Aldo’s Place
Oct 18 2008 8:00P
Satanic Bat at Smiling Moose w/ BIBLE OF THE DEVIL, VON DANE @ Smiling Moose w/ BIBLE OF THE DEVIL, VON DANE

   Dave's Friend Space (Top 40)
Dave has 2172 friends.
 Satanic Bat 


 Gibson 


 FENDER® 


 MOJO MUSICAL SUPPLY 


 Lakland 


 Curt Mangan Strings 


 Cliff Burton 


 JACO PASTORIUS 


 Porcupine Tree 


 Clutch 


 Cult of Luna 


 ISIS 


 COMPLETE FAILURE 


 Mastodon 


 Primus 


 Dog Fashion Disco 


 Baroness 


 THE SWORD 


 coinmonster has new music up... 


 Hum 


 Rosetta 


 Cave In 


 KATATONIA 


 The Indomitable Iron Sloth 


 Jawbox 


 Sleep 


 Neurosis 


 Solace 


 RWAKE 


 Bill Hicks 


 Fu Manchu 


 Down 


 Unida 


 Quicksand 


 DOZER 


 WRATHCHILD AMERICA 


 sven 


 JD 


 LordHector 


 saturn 





Dave's Friends Comments
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Jul 25 2008 11:36 PM

I've always thought that you're something better than awesome, though it isn't a synonym and adjectives currently fail me.

You aren't awesome, but you're SOMETHING.
FAITH





Jul 24 2008 6:08 PM

You will always be awesome to me
marissa





Jul 24 2008 7:46 AM

Hmm. I may be in the mood to see some live music Saturday.
What do you think?
Winds of Thor





Jul 16 2008 8:55 AM

This is Greg from Winds Of Thor - The Music Of Led Zeppelin. Hope to see you at The Madison on August 29th for the ULTIMATE Led Zeppelin concert! www. windsofthor. net
Attention Whore™





Jul 10 2008 11:39 AM

I know, right!? Don't tell anyone! ;)
jens orpik





Jul 10 2008 9:31 AM

Haha I'm glad you like it. That place smelled so awful...
Evil Fanny





Jul 7 2008 1:57 PM

Kevin Alan Cofield





Jul 3 2008 8:02 AM

thank you sir!!
How is PA been?
Go-Rilla Michelle





Jul 2 2008 1:23 PM

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Jun 29 2008 12:09 AM

Sexy Myspace Comments


Just sayin'.
FLATLINE™





Jun 28 2008 10:11 PM

SUP! CHECK IT OUT!
Phase 3 Productions





Jun 27 2008 9:23 AM