Tim Hoffman - The Sports Comedian
Tim Hoffman
Who's Eaten Thy Cheese?!

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25 years old
Altamonte Springs, Florida
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    Tim Hoffman - The Sports Comedian's Interests
GeneralPooping, eating, sleeping, drinking soda, and accumulating random shit.
MusicMatchbox Twenty, Better Than Ezra, Goo Goo Dolls, Sister Hazel, Linkin Park, KoRn, Story of the Year, Foo Fighters.
Movies1- Braveheart 2- Big Fish 3- Any Given Sunday
TelevisionFarscape, Star Trek: TNG, Sports Night, Spawn, Mr. Show, Upright Citizens Brigade, South Park, Stranger With Candy, Andromeda, Firefly, Stargate SG-1. Yep. I am a nerd deluxe.
BooksThe Dresden Files, Otherland Series, The Lost Regiment Series.
HeroesLandline. Superhero with the power of...phone.
Groups: AMC Altamonte Mall 18

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     Tim Hoffman - The Sports Comedian's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Melbourne, FL
Body type:6' 1" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian
Income:Less than $30,000

   Tim Hoffman - The Sports Comedian's Schools
University Of Central Florida
Orlando,Florida
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Radio-Television Generalist
Minor: Football Coaching
Clubs: WGKN
 

2002 to 2006
West Shore Junior-Senior High School
Melbourne,Florida
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: TV Production(Most Famously Known As Carpet Man)
 

1998 to 2002

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Tim Hoffman, or The Sports Comedian as he is known in some parts(these parts are his own apartment), is a 22 year-old blogger and web addict from Orlando, FL. He is a graduate from the University of Central Florida with a Bachelor's in Radio-Television. He has yet to put this degree to any tangible use, but he is planning on it one day, Maybe.

He currently works at a radio station in Orlando and does comedy writing on the side. His current projects aside from SportsComedian.com include a flash cartoon that may or may not ever get completed called "The Odd Network" and his hobby of collecting things that are awesome. The second project is very tough, as the things which are awesome has changed many times. At one point pogs were awesome, as was tamagotchi. Those were sad points.

His experience in comedy is vast. He did improv at the SAK Comedy Lab for a year. He hosted a radio show in college called Talk-Comedy Live for 2 years. For that program he did hilarious discussions of current events, did live stunts around campus, and wrote and performed scripted sketches.

He was the head writer and a featured performer of the sketch comedy troupe "7 Utahrians & A Bottle Of Sproke", which had two online shows in 2001, back before everyone was posting videos. That's right, our crappy videos were first, what of it?! He also has written 4 scripts for an unproduced sketch show called "Tijercia" and 10 episodes of the aforementioned and unanimated "The Odd Network".

His favorite sports teams vary greatly from sport to sport. This is because he chose them randomly when he became a fan, instead of merely going blindly with the home teams. They are the Cincinnati Bengals, Colorado Rockies, Washington Wizards, Anaheim Ducks, and Central Florida Knights. So if you notice some blog bias towards those teams it's because they rock. They rock like Bon Jovi. I played my part, and you played your game, you give love a bad name. That is some hardcore shit. Sing it Bon!

A lot of people say to him "Hey Frank! What are your favorite television shows?"(A lot of people strangely and mistakenly call him Frank.[It's even stranger that he doesn't correct them.{Speaking of strangers, Perfect Strangers was a great show./There are no more brackets on the keyboard so we'll stop there..}]) His favorite shows, in no particular order are: Farscape, Sports Night, West Wing, Stargate SG-1, Star Trek: TNG, South Park, and pretty much anything else having to deal with space or American politics. He is still waiting for the show "White House In Space", but he feels it may come one day.

His favorite types of jokes in order of kick-ass-ness are poop jokes, gay jokes, racial jokes, fat jokes, and Cameron Manheim jokes. Also an honerable mention to jokes involving the space-time continuum, as that is a complicated concept and challenging to lampoon.

This is the end of the bio. Goodbye

-The Mysterious Narrator Of Destiny

Who I'd like to meet:
John Stamos. Uncle Jessie fucking rocked out. Metaphorically of course, when it came to actual music he really blew. I think he played Beach Boys music or some shit like that. "Little Barbara Anne"? You played that shit. You're a tool. And you lost your hot wife Rebecca Romeign. Actually I don't want to meet you at all.

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Jan 25 2009 11:50 PM

the hoff slide
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Nov 29 2008 6:31 AM

Baby,
I miss you terribly.
More than I've missed you in a LONG time. You and Jiffy come home early sunday. I don't think I'll be able to take another afternoon without you.

You made my birthday soo great. Especially since my actual birtday was ruined. My present was the best thing you could ever get me. (well besides my golden rose) :D

I Love You Babe!
The Prince of Satellite





Aug 29 2008 8:04 PM

Hey! Florida Today has started their "90 Seconds to Fame competition". I need as many votes as possible, if you can help me out, go to this website and vote for my film. It's called: Satellite's Lost.. and Forgotten, under the Drama category.

www. floridatoday. com/filmcontest

Also, you can vote as many times as you want, so feel free to vote a few hundred times for me :) Thanks!

When you finish watching the film, you can go here to read the story I wrote, and see where it all started..

www. myspace. com/satellitesloststory
The Prince of Satellite





May 6 2008 12:05 AM

Tim, "The MAN" Hoffman! How's it going dude? Haven't seen you in years.. so what've you been you to?
My Amanda Is ALWAYS Showing!





Feb 14 2008 2:08 PM

My Amanda Is ALWAYS Showing!





Feb 5 2008 8:33 PM

I'm bored and at school. i just got done with my psychology test and i got an 80 yay so far i'm not failing, again! I'm very hungry though so i'm about to go eat. I miss you baby!!! and I feel oh so very very sorry about last night.
So our Disney get-away is in 4 days!!! i can't wait! it's going to be soooooooooooooo much fun. Then you can give me that present of mine that you have. I've given up on guessing what it is, and i searched the house and can't find it. oh well. hehe. well I think i'm going to go eat and call you! <3
Love you long time!
-cutie bootie
Karen





Jan 21 2008 1:14 AM

Hey Butt Fish! I wanted to drop a quick note to say, It was wonderful seeing you at Christmas and I think your Amanda is so cute and kind and a little wacky like the rest of the family. In other words, SHE FITS RIGHT IN! We sold our house and will be back in Fl in Feb, you two come and see us sometime. Have a great night. I love you.

Aunt Karen
♥~~Jen~~♥





Jan 10 2008 9:57 PM

Sweeeeeeeeet Now I know I'm cool ;)

Keep up the funny shit... life sucks with out funny shit...
Gaurav





Oct 29 2007 2:45 PM

Sorry about those lame fucks, the Red Sox. But them Rockies got pretty damn far!
Nick





Oct 14 2007 3:51 AM

timmy h ... yes my friend .. that would be glorious ! Let me know my friend , hope all is well !
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Oct 12 2007 11:57 PM

The slide!
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Oct 1 2007 2:27 AM

YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE COFFEE!
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Oct 1 2007 2:27 AM

hunnie, rockapella is just tooo gay for you. i'm sorry.
Heather :)





Sep 27 2007 8:37 PM

Um yea i guess its kinda weird!! But its fine... it should be expected though! Anyway... thanx
Rabbits & Robots





Sep 27 2007 3:59 AM

If it's still on Mondays, I can definitely come next week. But after that, I have class. I definitely want to keep in touch more with everyone. I really had a great time last weekend and miss you guys way too much!
Rabbits & Robots





Sep 26 2007 10:00 PM

Hey Tim! Hope you had a good time at the party. From what I saw, it looked like you did! Do you guys ever do Game Night anymore?
My Amanda Is ALWAYS Showing!





Sep 26 2007 9:34 PM

You would be proud of me, If you looked at my profile to see what i've added.
My Amanda Is ALWAYS Showing!





Sep 26 2007 4:11 AM

Hi hunnie! yaay for rockies! touchdown! wait, I mean Home Run!
My Amanda Is ALWAYS Showing!





Aug 13 2007 3:34 AM

"I dare say Mr. Hoffman. you look might fine over there in your computer chair." ;)
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Jul 25 2007 5:11 PM

Are you ready for some ROCKIES?!?!?!?!?!

because I AM! :D
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Jul 20 2007 12:50 PM

I just want to say. .. .

YOU'RE THE BEST ROOMMATE EVER!

oh! and I love you. <3
My Amanda Is ALWAYS Showing!





Jul 19 2007 9:43 AM

So it's 5:45 a.m and I am still doing my project. You told me i had 9 hours to do it. So I took the whole 9 hours. You're sleeping and i'm lonely up all night by myself. :( Def. not going to school on time.

yay last day! then we can have a whole bunches of you and me days!
My Amanda Is ALWAYS Showing!





Jul 7 2007 2:45 AM

so. i was thinking.. . you need to change some things on your myspace. first, you don't live by yourself anymore. and second. you should switch me and the odd network. because. . . you know im sooo much cuter then them >.<
Bear





Jun 26 2007 7:35 PM

Otanjou-bi Omedetou Gozaimasu (Happy Birthday)! Yeah, I'm a nerd...^_^
Kimutaya





Jun 24 2007 4:59 AM

Have a wonderful Birthday Party Hardy!!! :)
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