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osmorphyus's Interests
General
whip sounds, the cries of humanity failing, eagle noises, cats, cats & kitties,
hanging out and wasting time with my old lady, playing guitar and a few video games.
tattoos, my brutal ass hair, my hazel eyes, the fact that i am a sagittarius.
maintaining day-to-day, dodging player haters and perpetrators (because heavy is the head who wears the crown).
trying to keep a reflective outlook on things; i enjoy working on my own music by myself, painting, and writing things down on paper/on the computer screen.
Music
acid bath and anything dax riggs, cannibal corpse, malevolant creation, lamb of god, cryptopsy, napalm death, lamb of god, the ramones, the misfits, manowar, led zepplin, they might be giants, classic marilyn manson, pink floyd, raymond scott, jim morrison and the doors, cypress hill, classic snoop doggy dogg, tupac shakur, morphine, the insane clown posse, gwar, charles manson, mike doughty and soul coughing, mike ness and social distortion, louis armstrong, tha gravediggaz, house of krazees, naglfar, my dying bride, tha outlaws, triple six mafia, underground kings, funkmaster flex, simkin heights, classic twiztid, kittie, the reverened horton heat, link ray, jethro tull, dick dale, bile, hanzel und gretyl, slick idiot, kmfdm, ministry, filter, the crystal method, the prodigy, the beatles, and shit tons more....
im willing to bet your favorite band is gay, and sucks beyond sucks
Movies
barfly, factotum, the pick of destiny, capote, 27 grams, scarface, dogma, clerks, snuff films, skin flicks, micheal moore movies, john waters films, cannibal: the musical, south park, basketball, team america: world police
Television
futurama, saved by the bell, aqua teen hunger force,family guy, the simpsons, to catch a predator, lockup shows on msnbc, infomercials for the magic bullet, cold case files, forensic files, drawn together, south park, the daily show, the colbert report, infomercials for the drill doctor, fresh prince of belair
Books
im currently re-reading "lies and the lying liars who tell them" by al franken
charles bukowski, sun tsu, micheal moore
Heroes
my father, whom without his battles, trials and tribulations throughout his life, would not have inspired me to be honest, understanding and exploratory in my own life.
before i begin, i'd like to share some beautiful words with you all, from a great composer named Seth Putnam, of a band called Anal Cunt. please, enjoy them...
Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
first you killed an old person
then you went to jail
then you killed another
when you got out on bail
[chorus:]
old people suck, kevorkian rules,
old people suck, jack kevorkian's cool [x2]
you're in jail again
because you wouldn't sell out
let's get a bulldozer
and break him out
thank you, and now, lets continue with the space!
ive been stalking the soils of this big, blue planet for twenty-nine years now. believe it or not, im actually a pretty cool guy to get to know, that is if you like people who yell at the tv set when comercials come on, and generally dislike anything mainstream and pop culture.
i have been playing guitar for about ten years now, and have a few songs of mine hosted on my music myspace page here. ive always been vey artistic,and very articulate with words. you can check out some of my written works on my artconspiray.com page here. i like to write, and i usually use my blog here when i feel like writing something. id like to think that i usually have something to say, so feel free to browse my writings.
Who I'd like to meet: zombies, goblins & cloven-hoofed goatmen from the infernal plane, people who drink whiskey, guitarists & drummers, anyone who enjoys charles bukowski; for that matter i would love to meet charles bukowski but the bastard died.
tattooists & tattooed fiends, futurama fans (especially zoidberg and bender geeks), death & black metal warriors for satan, fellow cannibals, slaves, artists who dont take themselves too seriously, people born in 1978, other sagittarius', satanists & clints and basically anyone who may be as awesome!
if you are intelligent, open minded and creative, feel free to email here. ill answer friend requests if you decide youd like to be in contact with me, but not if you just want to bookmark me because im so cool.
i love you mista whiskerflooftail! flyin kutties! pea-shoota! 'loons! cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute! message me soon! talk to you later i guess, bye!! <3 ~03~o3~03~o3 muddy paw trax! supa cuuuuuuuuuuuuute!
fuck them hoe ass, fake ass niggas wanna show up in the court house to point out u and your brother to the prosecutor in st.clair county.fuckinn blatant ass snitch.snitchs' get stiches'.smokin crack,crackhead. fight only people who are suppose to be their friends and only when the friends are drunk as fuck .heard that before, this wasnt the first time. buster. go have another kid asshole.loser. go talk to the prosecutor somemore.USA mini mart, yeah we know son. we know all about u and being in court for me at USA mini mart, U fake as all hell boy.talkin to the cops. phoney.fake.buster.they know.... holler at me boy
Ahhhh I love you! I miss you so much. Chris I just bought a car and Im gettin my liscence on the 19th of June so hit me up I wanna come to PH n see you.
this has nothing to do with you!!! why don't you go suck another dick!! if you would just give me money i wouldn't have to steal to buy my drugs!!! whateva, whateva, i do what i want! i only go around committing hate crimes!! yea, i think those are some of the best phrases ever..especially the first 2 since you said them! and remember when the out-of-control teen on maury said the one about the drug money! that ruled! 'O" 'o*
I don't give a fucking shit about Joe Rogan that mother fucker was the one that started all of this shit. That bald roid popping freak has serious issues. I will knock Joe Rogaine the fuck out.
