...and also korekyojinn, sleepytime gorilla museum, ebu gogo, mr. bungle, blotted science, battles, irepress, secret chiefs 3, naked city, ruins, bleach 03, fantomas, tortoise, animal collective, dillinger escape plan, meshuggah, spastic ink, melt banana, tank!, black mages, carcass, painkiller, squarepusher, aphex twin, ween, mahavishnu orchestra, trevor dunn, myles of destruction, shakti, ravi shankar, pink floyd, behold... the arctopus, the soft machine, yes, king crimson, boredoms, primus, buckethead, that 1 guy, tool, melvins, nirvana, sage francis, jane's addiction, nin, smashing pumpkins, radiohead, masada, manu chao, creedence clearwater, paul simon, johnny otis, dmitri shostakovich, charles ives, p.i. tchaikowsky, igor stravinski, john williams, danny elfman, bjork, tori amos, kate bush, particle, the bad plus, black heart procession, al di miola, john mclaughlin, robert johnson, sidney bechet, django reinhardt, joe pass, bud powell, stanley clarke, james jamerson, clifford brown, charlie christian, wes montgomery, frank zappa, lightning bolt, john zorn, a.b.s., spike jones, carl stalling, harpo marx
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Orangutan X ('Ostrakon' in Telegu) makes music from deep in a hole in the ground, where he lives, just overlooking Lake Lawrence on the east side of Mesopotamia.
There, he entertains his friends: the Mazzle, the Thrazzle, the Wuzzle, and the Xuzzle, by staging one-man plays about visible motorists travelling on an invisible highway.
His greatest wish in this life is to experience an alterternative to the way things are now. (After all, we all know the ducks can fix a mean quiche, but how often do they get the chance?)
Epidemic lack of malady is itself a malady; and lack of reality is a reality, even if its not very interesting really. Which brings me to my next point: Just think about it for a while and throw faceward the research data with extreme malice.
Royal Headquarters suggests that "If you have nothing to say, you should say something until you do" (section 4, paragraph 12g article 1). Also, remember to take bribes from your pundits without prejudice. Are we not the Llama's master?
So, while other creatures keep busy by belching the phrase "why why why?" Under the new regime, it is more correct to yodel an idiosyncratic "bring the dogs their dinner and get to bed already." I would add an emphatic, "don't forget to set your seismograph before brushing your armpits with special topical lotion." It makes one salivate, merely by audiating this magnificent occurance.
?...Anyway, it goes without saying that all the same applies here.
Seizure 17 and Brat Bangs (Jamie's other band) Are playing on Easter (Sun) at the M room, 15 W. Girard, Philadelphia Come celebrate your favorite Zombie and Colin will hide the eggs Its an early show, so be there by 8:30
the new stuff is sounding fresh... we gotta get down on some jamage before the les claypool/secret chiefs extravaganza.. also the melvins are going on a houdini tour for their anniversary in ny in case your interested
Mrs. Gowanus, the line between us is so fine What makes people act the way they do? Mrs. Gowanus, this bar will be forever ours Why did you have to leave us so soon? It couldn’t have been the right time It couldn’t have been so soon Mrs. Gowanus, the lines between us are so fine What secrets do you hide? What futures can you tell me? Looking into the cup you hold Mrs. Gowanus, are you really so old, That you alone know, When the truth becomes lies, Through the passage of time? Mrs. Gowanus, why are you singing to the stones? Do they tell you what you need to know? Our seats are so far away Mrs. Gowanus, the line between us is so fine What makes people act the way they do? Mrs. Gowanus, are we really losing you?
You dare ignore Scientology? All the wrath of Dog will now rain upon your shoes and the legs of your pants!!! Smell the glorious stench of defeat. And make all checks payable to Supreme and Holy Dog of Scientology, 6969 Abyss Lane Ste. 000, La La Land, CA 69696 or Dog will eat all of your homework in the past causing you to become a Guitar Center employee with no future, because your grades will have always sucked!
Greetings, from the Orion Nebula. Whats popaloppin? (I said that with a straight face. Because I'm not gay.) How's earth treating you? Do it's mammalian inhabitants watch over and entertain you, despite their overwhelming ignorance? I hope so. (I smile as I speak, because I'm happy.) I am now a raging scientologist! I went in their building just for a laugh and it changed my life! I watched this movie called 'Orientation' and the host was just so sincere! He wasn't cardboard or fake like everyone had led me to believe, he was really more...POSESSED by the positive, light-giving spirit of L. Ron Hubbard. We, as in all humanity, have a friend in L. Ron Hubbard. Believe it. It's true. At the end of the movie the man told me that I could just get up and walk out and never mention Scientology again, that I was free to do so. But that it would be stupid. He said I had the choice to just continue living life as before, in a black sea of despair, or I could choose the light. The choice was mine. I could also choose to throw myself off of a bridge, or blow my brains out! He really said that! And it made me think, 'Hmm... maybe there's more to this than I had previously considered!' Now Xenu and his spectral spirit hordes will no longer make me hate the fact that I fart when I shit! You should join Scientology, and give them all your money. I mean it. The choice is yours. You could also choose to jump off a bridge or blow your brains out. It's not a cult where it's members listlessly parrot their leaders. Believe it. It's true. L. Ron Hubbard, friend of all humanity, has declared it to be so. Believe it. It's true. Hmm.
will you fill out the form for my parole officer? stating that i did two more hours of comm serv? that bitch is always on my ass, man. seriously tho, i want more comments written mirror style from you. and bulletins. you may even inspire me to do one...or i may be too lazy. but hey, that's why i'm using music listening as community service, no? no...
An apple is an apple and a pear is a pear. and an apple is different than a pear although they are both fruit. And so there should be no system in which an apple and a pear are made to be the same thing. They should be apples and pears which all have the basic requirements of being fruit. And they certainly look great in a cornucopia!! BTW Happy belated autumnal equinox
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!ha, os hcum troffe ot epyt sdrawkcab. struh niarb. ton sa hcum nuf sa i thguoht ti dluow eb. gnippots NOW! i'm not even checking if i fucked up anywhere! i'm not doing it! i feel crazy thanks a lot!!
